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Krazy | Old farty adult | INTJ | she/her | American who lives among the corn. Technically I'm an artist who sometimes arts. On even rarer occasion I write fanfics. This is a Hetalia blog. Mostly. I post whatever I want though lol. Of late I've been into Trigun and Rurouni Kenshin. I like GerIta and Vashwood a totally normal amount. My art blog is https://krazys-ass-emporium-art.tumblr.com/ My deviantART is KrazyPerson. My Ao3 is KrazyPerson6.
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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this appeared on my fyp and i was delighted
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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
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reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump
2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not
3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN
4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars
5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him
6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions
7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved
8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed”
9. arguably sexy
10. points angrily and its super effective
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it.
It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.
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DO YOU LIKE PASTA?
((Italians are really sarcastic when you ask a stupid or obvious question. He learnt the sarcasm from Romano))
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Germany does these little dances and whispers off-key songs when he cleans. No one knows. Not even he knows. He's not even aware of it, so focused is he on cleaning. One day Veneziano catches him in the act. And well. He falls a little bit more in love with him...
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