ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
headcanon Cartman knows V's schedule like marinette with adrien, but anytime someone acknowledges that he doesn't even deny it, he's just like "yeah, and?"
he has those scenes where the wife is like "Oh, Stan im so happy!" running in a flower field or on the beach and like. that never happened. he never did that with him
stan seems like he'd have a dead wife montage of kyle in his head whenever he misses him on the farm