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sometimes I think about scrunt

#fanart #old art #scrunt

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Oc of mine, her name is Torque <333333

#fanart #tonu #this has redeemed tonu to me. fantastic oc i love her

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Neopets Magazine Issue 2

#merch #not really its just an ad but. yknow #paint brush

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brand neo world

#fanart

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Extremely long post about how you’re now allowed to erase your neopets faces (NEOPETS IS GOOD AGAIN: YOU CAN ERASE THEIR FACES.)

I have just learned that neopets recently added some wearable (neocash only though) items called the “be-gone cans” that let you hide different body parts, so there’s like eyes-be-gone and wings-be-gone.

There’s a lot of caveats (the mouth one for some reason is locked behind a gacha capsule, the “body” one only removes minor extra details from the torsos of a few species, they don’t all work on all pets and they don’t even work on the same exact parts of the same species in different colors because of how they were coded) but at minimum ALL pets can at least have the eyes and mouths removed and this alone improves countless, countless designs. For instance if you didn’t like some of the invertebrate variants stuck with the pet’s usual face, now you can fix it:

Same for the fruit and vegetable chias, they’re SO good without faces, for reference here’s the mushroom chia with the horrible face all chias normally have:

Awful. Just ghastly.

Now you can correct him and make him good:

Look how fucking cute some of the other chias are this way:

This is a fucking game changer, I actually care about neopets for the first time in a decade because I can take their faces off. They were born for this. They were waiting almost 30 years to be freed from their disgusting foul orifices. “Help me, mother” they say, “I am cursed with a mouth and can therefore all too easily scream!” as their famous catchphrase always went I think. At last their salvation is here. I mean, look at this sad lenny:

We all know exactly why he’s canonically always so miserable! If there’s one thing he hates more than having legs to touch the earth’s filth and corruption it’s being able to see it.

Now he’s happy! He wants this!

And now he’s even happier i’ll bet!!!!!!!!!!

If you take the muzzle piece off the scorchio it even liberates their whole head from their neck as their god intended:

Legit though some pets actually make better serious designs besides the nudibranch one, like if you take the eyes off any of the (already badass) transparent pets you get their deep abyssal cave version:

Now look at some of the transparent pets with everything taken away that can be taken away:

The uni is finally almost unrecognizable as an equine, its life long dream

This isn’t like any of the dog designs in any of the silent hill games but it could exactly have been a dog design in a silent hill game, you know??

God bless whatever artist refused to give the insectoid Ruki a normal vertebrate skeleton so you can make this gelatinous flying space angel

But god bless whoever DID give the insectoid Buzz a vertebrate skeleton so you can make this HR Giger parasite embryo. Actually cannot pick between the two bug pets here as my new favorite neopets that are still technically available. THESE WINGS HAVE BEEN RETIRED SINCE 2012 OR I WOULD MAKE THIS PET:

#customizations

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One morphing potion (Pirate Krawk), paint brush (Royal), FFQ (Halloween) and two weeks of grinding to find out my magma pool time is 6am (Magma) later...

#neopets #neotag #krawk #customizations #this is my first real crosspaint and im sooo happy abt her #i need to get her a better bg and maybe a necklace/collar and some shoes but. look at her

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As a kid id buy as many bottled faeries on neopets as i could to release them all

#fanart #faeries #kougra

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i always had a huge crush on sophie the swamp witch from neopets...

#sophie the swamp witch #fanart

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Dont get me started on Lilac Island-

#lore #old art

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neopets dot com going off now that it’s legal to be gay

#screenies

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A daring usul named Link, and a wise cybunny named Zelda, fated to protect the kingdom of Meridell from destruction…

#fanart #usul #cybunny

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#fanart #jubjub #kacheek

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Punk Skunk Ogrin!

#fanart #ogrin

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#memes #chia

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AWESOME renders by scattergirl on neo from 2003

#fanart #kacheek

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life isn't all bad, thanks to the faerie festival I finished my dream neopets crosspaint (alien/halloween/darigan aisha based on the dog from The Thing)

#fanart #aisha