labmousegirl

[labmousegirl]

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

#it's all we got in car-dependent society

[labmousegirl]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[labmousegirl]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

[labmousegirl]

i love this image but i never have the opportunity to use it so i always quote it in my head instead

[labmousegirl]

[labmousegirl]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

#elder scrolls

[labmousegirl]

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

[labmousegirl]

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

[labmousegirl]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[labmousegirl]

Gintama shitposting

#gintama

[labmousegirl]

Great. Just great. My son didn't inherit my bloodline curse. God I hate him so much.

[labmousegirl]

[labmousegirl]

my robo miku design! (m1-ku if you would)

#vocaloid

[labmousegirl]

#ALWAYS AND FOREVER HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND

[labmousegirl]

if only i were a normal human girl like my friends.. i'll never fit in caus, my nature..

#about

[labmousegirl]

[labmousegirl]

Fuck your horoscope, your prediction for next year is determined by the songs on your spotify wrapped for your birthdate (m/d/yy)

#meryu (n-buna) #the snow white princess is (noboru) #mattete ai no uta (kanan solo) #hm.