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absolutely obsessed with meet ugly scenarios lately. what if i keyed the car which i thought is my exes but instead you run out in your nightwear shouting at me. what if i sleep with your father the same night you break up with your partner in the room next door, only for us to meet in the hallway next morning and realize we're in the same class. what if our very excited mutual friends sets up on a blind date and it goes horrible from the first minute on. what if we're both overworked and try to sit down at the same free seat on the train, one sitting in the other's lap and refusing to move because fuck i'm tired too you ass and this is kinda cozy. what if our flight got cancelled and we reluctantly rent a car together because we really have to be somewhere, for what turns out to be the longest and most unpleasant roadtrip ever. what if you're a pro athlete and i get assigned as your assistant but don't even know what kind of sport you're playing. what if we're at a fandom meet up in our town and hit it off only to find out we have each other blocked on all socmeds for having shitty opinions since years.

#curious >:3c #though i have a good idea which one is gonna make the race haha #also curious about characters you have in mind #because i have one clearly visualized for each of these

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absolutely obsessed with meet ugly scenarios lately. what if i keyed the car which i thought is my exes but instead you run out in your nightwear shouting at me. what if i sleep with your father the same night you break up with your partner in the room next door, only for us to meet in the hallway next morning and realize we're in the same class. what if our very excited mutual friends sets up on a blind date and it goes horrible from the first minute on. what if we're both overworked and try to sit down at the same free seat on the train, one sitting in the other's lap and refusing to move because fuck i'm tired too you ass and this is kinda cozy. what if our flight got cancelled and we reluctantly rent a car together because we really have to be somewhere, for what turns out to be the longest and most unpleasant roadtrip ever. what if you're a pro athlete and i get assigned as your assistant but don't even know what kind of sport you're playing. what if we're at a fandom meet up in our town and hit it off only to find out we have each other blocked on all socmeds for having shitty opinions since years.

#deep deep DEEP in my enemies to lovers era can you tell #i should make a prompt list one day ig #because i'll probably won't write all of those but they're so fun to daydream about #lale.txt

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Ganon: You can't help me in this battle- what is that

Y/N with a gun: Don't worry about it

please know that i let out a laugh that could be heard across all seven continents pls asfhjkfhs

all of the Zelda games could probably have been cut by hundreds of hours if Link had been allowed a gun instead of sticks he found on the ground and fruits that explode (with a 50/50 chance of blowing yourself up in the process)

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your average Y/N on a casual Wednesday

#please know i'm saying this with the utmost fondness #i love a fully fleshed out Y/N #not to the point where they're an OC but just have some life and fire in them #one who can do stuff and say stuff that i can't or won't #like are we getting into trouble? fuck yeah lets get into trouble #are we making bad decision? just how bad are they please #we found a gun? are we gonna do some gun pl– #i'm being silly just please write Y/N however tf you want and don't let anyone tell you otherwise #god i wanna play FF X-2 again now #lale.txt

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for every “there is not enough content of x” i grow an additional middle finger

#i was having this conversation with friends and a similar one with another friend #like i get it. i get the feeling of wanting to READ a fic and not write it yourself #but the current air in fandom to me often feels very demanding #something something expecting everything to be catered to your liking #without even considering that one could just do it themselves #like write that oddly specific fic you want to read yourself #indulge yourself #let it reach the right people and inspire someone else to follow along #it’s really easy when you think about it #idk i have a lot of scattered thoughts on this #also about the implications of ‘content’ itself #like it’s something easy to consume that will never fully fill you #and puts involuntary pressure on writers and artists to just throw out stuff chasing some validation they never get in return #cw vent #i guess??? #lale.txt

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anyway

i wonder if playing every single Ace Attorney game and watching an unhealthy amount of court shows growing up qualifies me enough to write a divorce attorney enemies to lover fic where Higuruma and Y/N constantly meet in court and have nastier and snarkier fights than the divorced couples themselves, only to realize they've quite fallen for each other over the span of years and need each other carnally

#a vision came over me #the vision being Higuruma bending Y/N over a pile of court files with one hand firmly in their neck #breaths shaking hips stuttering insults growled #someone put me down please

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If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Momo (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡ this is round 4, i’m getting pretty good at this lmao

my biggest tattoo goes from the side of my ass up to my armpit and took 9h to finish. it was supposed to be done in two sessions, but according to my artist i sat like a rock so we finished it in one. he also said he saw grown men throw the towel after 2h at the same body placement and to this day my praise kink lives off that feeling lol

i’m a great cook but horrible with measurements. i always cook for a family of twelve and once it’s done i’m surprised Pikachu face that i will need to eat this for three days now.

my favorite flowers are tulips! which is also what Lale translates to. despite popular belief it’s not pronounced like kale but i think it’s funny when people do haha

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If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <33333 (if u wanna, no pressure!)

hi Alex!! (♡˙︶˙♡) let’s see if i can come up with three more haha

i wanna take driving lessons again this year! i do have my license but stopped driving a few years ago due to my anxiety disorder. i hope to feel more confident driving a car again, i miss the freedom that comes with it.

my favorite Pokémon is Tinkaton! i also want to launch a hammer attack at every minor inconvenience.

i’m 176cm tall and like to refer to any blorbos below that as my short kings.

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Just so y’all know: I can’t speak for every other fic author but I can say that I remember when people leave me kind comments. I recognize your urls and/or usernames on AO3. I remember you and sometimes in writing my fics I think to myself, “Oh, I hope this person sees this because they liked x in this other fic I did.”

Not only that—I go back and reread comments when I’m feeling low. I look at tags and reblogs and asks and wish I could hold them in my hand like a note from a friend on an old, torn piece of notebook paper.

Your comments have so much more impact than you know. So thanks to those who use the comment section to spread love and encouragement. We appreciate you.

#yes this #!!!! #when I started sharing my fics only i also started a folder of kindness #where i keep screenshots of nice comments and tags in it #something to look at when the selfdoubts keep crawling in #one kind comment can make someone’s entire week

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If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <33333 (if u wanna, no pressure!)

aww Coony hi!! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

one of my first manga was Fruits Basket and to this day it is still one of my favorites! it has everything to me, the friendships and the romance, the deeply traumatic family bonds, the horrors… don’t get me started because i can and i will yap about it for 3h straight. the 2019 anime is one i find myself rewatching over and over again, it really was such a gift for the shoujo community.

i wanna challenge myself and learn a new language this year! not sure which one yet, though. Japanese would be the obvious choice, but i’m also interested in Farsi? or maybe something entirely different (gave up on Finnish though that was impossible to me lmao)

i also really wanna get my hands tattooed this year but my artist of choice has been on hiatus, so i’m just sitting here patiently twiddling my thumbs until she comes back.

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the unmatched feeling of buying a little treat in the form of a little guy is what keeps me going

#i always said i am not a figurine person and i stand by it #but if they’re itty bitty tiny and have cat ears or are sleeping then i’ll be like swiping my card without a second thought #i need to find a place to put them without toggling over #especially Iwa-chan barely sits up straight lmao #anyway i don’t think i’ve talked about it here but i am knee deep in my HQ era atm 🥹 #lale.txt

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not now kitten daddy's entertaining his 8 regular mutuals on the internet

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lale every time i speak to you i cry profusely i swear to god im gonna block u not even for the naobito thing but because youre too nice!!!! >:( i also forgot about the naobito thing and now youve reminded me im close to blocking u (and writing a big excessive call out post about it) <3<3<3<3

PLEASE what would my call out post be… problematic age gap of 39 years (a classic) or disrespect of the elders (local 2D man needs hip replacement from fucking too hard)?? being a homewrecker (of a clan that’s already a wreck itself)?

no but you’re too nice to me i swear („ಡωಡ„) crying in my hands

#put Naobito on my brain again someone needs to put me down #anyway Melk i am blowing you a kiss #hundreds of them to be precise #lale.ask

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#BAS where do i even start #sometimes i think about the 9k word Higuruma fic you wrote for me for Secret Santa once and i fall to my knees weeping #like one of my favorite writers? wrote such a masterpiece?? for ME??? #from one writer to another i can only admire your skill and talent #and the way your writing style grows shaper and more beautiful with every fic you publish #you’re just one of the writers I’d trust blindly to be fed something good #and as a friend i’m feeling more than blessed to share the everyday sillies with you #genuinely can’t wait to meet you in person someday soon!!

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this is something i know u naoya fuckers would do

#work hard for that man who does not work hard for us #← this is the Naoya experience in a nutshell #i LOVE the dedication of this person honestly #i follow them on Twt because they draw him so fine and i watched this unfold in real time #hope he gets that number one spot babeyyy

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#Dekk i am wailing at your front door begging to be let in #you’re so stupidly talented it makes me fall to my knees #and more than that you’re so sweet and cool too!!! #i still look at the comms i got from you so fondly #and our chats about anything are often the highlight of my day!! #i think the world is a better place because you exist in it

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#MELK when I tell you I cried over your AO3 comments the other day 🥹 #i haven’t gotten around replying to them because i keep them like a treasure in my inbox #you’re literally so cool and fun and unapologetically yourself and your brain is so big and sexy #i found myself returning to your fics so often even before we started talking #and now whenever you post something i’m like 🤲💖 what a blessing #also yeah Naoya fuckers in crime!!! #thank you for not blocking me when I talked about wanting to fuck Naobito too LOL #so when do we kiss