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absolutely obsessed with meet ugly scenarios lately. what if i keyed the car which i thought is my exes but instead you run out in your nightwear shouting at me. what if i sleep with your father the same night you break up with your partner in the room next door, only for us to meet in the hallway next morning and realize we're in the same class. what if our very excited mutual friends sets up on a blind date and it goes horrible from the first minute on. what if we're both overworked and try to sit down at the same free seat on the train, one sitting in the other's lap and refusing to move because fuck i'm tired too you ass and this is kinda cozy. what if our flight got cancelled and we reluctantly rent a car together because we really have to be somewhere, for what turns out to be the longest and most unpleasant roadtrip ever. what if you're a pro athlete and i get assigned as your assistant but don't even know what kind of sport you're playing. what if we're at a fandom meet up in our town and hit it off only to find out we have each other blocked on all socmeds for having shitty opinions since years.

#deep deep DEEP in my enemies to lovers era can you tell #i should make a prompt list one day ig #because i'll probably won't write all of those but they're so fun to daydream about #lale.txt

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Hiii Coony! I should come into your ask box more often >:3c

For the AU mash up thing, if you're still in the mood for them - 10 & 42 with Kusakabe? <3

Fanfiction trope MASH-UP

Hi Lale, thank you for sending in! ❤️

Airport/Travel AU + The Big Damn Kiss + Kusakabe

Kusakabe isn't sure if Ijichi being sick is more of a blessing or a curse. All he knows is that he is currently sitting behind the steering wheel trying to make conversation, while accompanying you to the airport.

Of course he wants to spend all the time he can manage with you (especially if there are little to no people around), but now that he is actually alone with you? Apparently all his bravado jumped out the window the moment he turned the engine on.

But the drive proceeds smoothly, the chatting being light and relaxed, and you arrive at the destination, his confidence almost completely back. Almost.

He helps you unload your baggage from the trunk and escorts you inside the building, the excuse of keeping you company 'till it's time for you to check in. A coffee, a pastry, one little visit to the toilet, and a lazy and mostly uninterested stroll inside the shops. All while trying to convince himself that he can do it, he can do it!

The security checks queues are closer and closer, until you both come to an halt just a few meters from them. You turn around to thank him and you're about to say goodbye when something inside of him clicks: he can do it.

He does it.

Eyes fixated on your lips, he slighlty lowers his head, waiting for your reaction...and when he catches you closing your eyes and parting your lips expectantly, he nullifies the small distance in an heartbeat.

He's doing it. You're doing it.

At last.

#Coony's ramblings #fanfic trope mash up #lale.txt #Lale you can come in my inbox whenever you want <3 #ok this didn't came out much of an AU ooops >.>"

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your average Y/N on a casual Wednesday

#please know i'm saying this with the utmost fondness #i love a fully fleshed out Y/N #not to the point where they're an OC but just have some life and fire in them #one who can do stuff and say stuff that i can't or won't #like are we getting into trouble? fuck yeah lets get into trouble #are we making bad decision? just how bad are they please #we found a gun? are we gonna do some gun pl– #i'm being silly just please write Y/N however tf you want and don't let anyone tell you otherwise #god i wanna play FF X-2 again now #lale.txt

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writing reader inserts is so funny because it's like. yeah you would NOT say that but now you do and you're gonna enjoy it. it's inevitably pouring a part of you into this fic. it's describing your dissociative daydreams in overly detail to everyone searching specifically for food to feed their dissociative daydreams. it's coming up with a hundred different scenarios on how to get railed by your favorite 2D man and yeah his dick is always big and he wants you so badly. it's playing barbie with Y/N who is like an universal OC at this point. it's going on silly little adventures in my mind and taking you all with me. reader inserts i love you so much.

#idk it'll always be my favorite genre of fanfics #both for reading and writing #not saying it's without flaws but it just brings me a lot of joy at the end of the day #lale.txt

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one of my favorite genre of 2D men must be "husband who just really, really loves his wife"

#something something about their hearts being so utterly devoted to their wives they have to mention them in every sentence #something something about loving their wives so much they go a little insane over the loss and grief #something something about being the last thing on his mind when on the brink of death #sighhhhh #shoves them all in your faces like Pokémon cards #toji fushiguro #shikaku nara #gabimaru #uzui tengen #shinjuro rengoku #loid forger #kabakura tarou #yoriichi tsugikuni #lakan #lale.txt

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. fuck their dad and their grandpa. actually fuck their whole family tree

#blowing a kiss for all my dilf and gilf enjoyers #what if i'm telling you that i have a multichapter fic in my drafts with this......... #for once i wanted to write a messy reader with questionable life choices and oh boy... am i having fun #lale.txt

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i wonder if playing every single Ace Attorney game and watching an unhealthy amount of court shows growing up qualifies me enough to write a divorce attorney enemies to lover fic where Higuruma and Y/N constantly meet in court and have nastier and snarkier fights than the divorced couples themselves, only to realize they've quite fallen for each other over the span of years and need each other carnally

#the one text posts that says 'missionary so we can continue our argument face to face' #and 'doggy so i can show you the PowerPoint i made to prove you wrong' #that's them #i REALLY wanna write it #well i more wanna read it but it's so oddly specific LOL #one day.......... #lale.txt

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i love you OCs who are ridiculously overpowered. i love you OCs who romance every canon character possible. i love you OCs who are related to the main character. i love you OCs who don't have a tragic backstory. i love you OCs who were created for the sole purpose of railing a very specific character. i love you OCs who break the narrative. i love you OCs who have ever been called Mary Sue. i love you OCs who are like you but not you but still you. i love you OCs who make their skill and beauty look effortless. i love you OCs

#original character #in my OC feels tonight #because my girl Renge is almost a year old now and thinking about how she evolved and still does #how she's a ghost of older OCs but also not and like me but also not and #she's a baby she's my meow meow she's the goddess i will never be #all the talks with friends about their OCs #listening to their stories and swooing over arts of them #and i feel many people are still held back by making their own OCs because they fear someone will laugh at them #or call them this Mary Sue bs which i will hold a presentation on why it's the fucking worst #don't worry bby i will fight everyone for you who makes you feel bad about your OCs #pingpong brain going brrrr i could ramble forever #lale.txt

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girl help she's heavily mischaracterizing the pretty fictional man in her own writing again and making herself fall harder for the version she created in her own head

#canon means little to nothing to me <3 #we chose the delulu life on this blog #OOC this OOC that the only thing that needs to be IN is his heavy throbbing c- #i don't need to mention anymore who this is about lmao #lale.txt

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oh to lie sprawled out in a big evil man’s lap like a little house cat and getting my head scratched while he muses about ending the world

#without a single thought going on behind my pretty eyes #dreamy sigh #lale.txt

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My beloved GILF Goddess! I'm so excited about these mash-ups!! Can I request a bookshop (or book club) AU with a big damn kiss starring our resident goth gardner daddy Mihawk shipped with a reader? Thank you so much and big hugs!!

that's meee (/▽＼*)｡o○♡ it's nice that you still call me this even thouh i'm suffering the horrible twink curse atm LOL. thank you my sweet for sending something in, this was fun!

➳ Bookshop/Book Club AU + The Big Damn Kiss

You could listen to him for hours, watch how his mouth moved when he rambled about the latest book you read, a glass of red wine swirling in one hand while the other flipped through the book in his lap–always dog-eared, various bookmarks (receipts from the bookshop and the farmer’s market mostly) between his favorite pages, occasionally some thoughts scribbled in elegant handwriting on the side. Yeah, it was a book club that you’re holding in your shop once a week, but honestly you were more occupied with pining on the most handsome man you’ve ever laid your eyes on than whatever plot was happening on the pages. When you first met him, he didn’t strike you as an enjoyer of romance novels, but the way he got worked up over them was something else (and you couldn’t help but think that he also looked like straight from the cover of one). Still–talking with him was easy, and even though you lost your trail of thought every so often when he gazed deep in your eyes while you spoke, Mihawk always looked enamored with you and your thoughts on the books you read. Your energies bounced off each other in perfect harmony and week for week you’re falling a little harder for each other. It only takes you two a little more than a year of mutual pining for him to stay back once the book club ended for the night, lingering between the shelves, pondering and second-guessing if he really should take this step… but then you appear in his field of vision and all jittery feelings and doubts get washed away in an instant. He swoops you quite literally off your feet and the kiss that follows was one they write whole books about; sensual and passionate, like a thousand suns setting something ablaze within you, with a tenderness like you’ve never felt before. 

❦ fanfiction trope mash-up ask game!

#Lale writing about OP in 2024? it's less likely than you think but here we are LOL #however i am week for a book club AU and for one (1) garden goth man #so this was fun! hehe #mihawk x reader #mash-up ask game #lale.txt

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me when old men

#hello it’s been a while but this is still an old men sanctuary #when he looks like he’s going through his 3rd divorce and has 27 children he doesn’t know about >>>>> #if you see me lusting this week for the old Zen’in fuck MIND YOUR BUSINESS #lale.txt

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i've been thinking why i don't enjoy soulmate AUs at all and i realized it's because they take away the whole ordeal of "i chose you, against all odds, i chose you" that i am so weak for in fiction

bound by fate? no. i want bound out of spite. bound by a love that we clawed out of mud and blood. bound by tearing your heart open and letting the ocean waves in. bound by a stubbornness that is sharp like a knife and melts away the moment you cup my face in your hands. bound by the way i'm drowing in your deep brown eyes when you gaze at me at 2am in the conbini. bound by a love we chose, no matter how messy it gets.

in every new universe i will choose you again, no matter if you fall to your knees or hold a knife against my throat. i will choose you

#this is no shade against anyone who loves soulmate AUs #just a thought that occured me as i was brooding over my drafts and thinking about different tropes #i think it's a super fun concept it just isn't for me #overall it just takes away the messiness of having a crush for me and how it develops into something much deeper #and the whole ‘fuck fate i want YOU’ #and like i know there's probably a fic out there that could convince me otherwise #but i don't think i'll ever dive into that #lale.txt

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cried at work, decided enough is enough and opened Google Docs to write fanfic on company time ( ੭•͈ω•͈)੭

Naoya smut save me...... save me Naoya smut.....

#it was only a matter of time honestly lol it's fine now #all tears on corporate are wasted imo #once again coming out of a writing slump fueled by spite ig?? #though i wasn't expecting the Zen'in no 1 yapper to show up first at my door when thinking about what and who to write #then again of course he would lmao #anyway if you're reading this tell me something nice about your day!! #lale.txt

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when i was a kid, i used to play so much Pokémon that i would hear the battle music when trying to fall asleep and had to double check if i had REALLY turned my gameboy off (it was always off)

i'm experiencing the same phenomenon but with Zelda BOTW now asdfhgjk

#is this the overly anxious brain feeling it's getting attacked when letting its guard down........ #things i need to ask my therapist #i'm finally getting to the mainstory after fucking around and doing anything but that for 100+ hours #in my game not in therapy LOL #maybe for winter break i can get TOTK and see dehydrated Ganondorf with my own lusty eyes... #lale.txt

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Meowstass Kid arrived today and i'm losing it over how TINY he is

#i'm super bad with imagining the actual size of things #like bad BAD to downright impossible #so i had a good laugh when i unpacked him and find this little guy the size of my thumb nail LOL #he's so cute though i've been crying all day about him #gonna try to get my hands on the Meowdo next once the new batch is released.... #kitty figures the forever enemy of my adult money #eustass kid #lale.txt