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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, May 5, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid sixties, and the lows are in the low fifties.

A ghost girl with a very similar appearance to Danny Phantom was seen eating with Phantom on the roof of the Nasty Burger last night. No attacks were observed.

Emery Bursher’s amusements, a traveling carnival, will be arriving in Amity Park soon. The carnival will be located in the mall parking lot and will open on May 9th.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #05/05/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, May 4, and there’s a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high forties.

I apologize for my absence yesterday, I was trapped in a Fenton Thermos.

Skulker was seen chasing a ghostly hog near East Amity Elementary yesterday. The Red Huntress arrived soon after Skulker’s appearance to capture them both, but was injured by Skulker not long after. Skulker attempted to capture the Red Huntress after injuring her, but made the decision to retreat upon the arrival of the Fentons.

Finals week begins on Monday for Carrie College students. The following week will see finals week for all Casper High seniors, with the week after being finals week for the rest of Casper high. Graduation at Carrie College will be held in Wooten & Robinson Gymnasium on May 11. Doors will open at 8:30 am and the ceremony will begin at 10:00 am.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #05/04/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, May 2, and there’s a 70% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid eighties, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

Johnny 13 and Kitty, the two biker ghosts, broke into Mayor Masters’s office yesterday, wrote “F*** ya dumba** laws” on the wall with red spray paint, threw rotten eggs at almost everything in the office, and left photographs of themselves posing and committing these acts of vandalism on the Mayor’s desk.

In retaliation, Masters has revised his proposed law to now ban any ghost from existing in Amity Park, with the exception of ghosts which are in containment for research purposes.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #05/02/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, May 1, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid seventies, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

A giant tarantula ghost was seen yesterday walking around in the mall. It was relatively peaceful, but caused shoppers to panic. One mallgoer threw their shoe at it, causing the spider to run, panicked. This led other mallgoers to become more panicked, which furthered the panic of the spider. Danny Phantom luckily appeared quickly after the situation began to escalate and captured the spider.

Mayor Masters has proposed a new law which would make it illegal for ghosts to enter any occupied building, with the exception of ghosts which have been captured by humans.

Many oppose this as it would likely not lessen ghost attacks. It is claimed that this is more likely that this would impede ghosts like Danny Phantom from protecting against invaders, than protect from the invaders in the first place.

Others claim that it is worth a shot, and that the presence of Danny Phantom in these buildings may be the cause of the attacks. It is claimed that Danny Phantom purposefully draws malevolent ghosts to areas with high densities of people in order to fight them and appear heroic.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #05/01/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, April 30, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid seventies, and the lows are in the mid forties.

The entire city of Amity Park lost all electronic connection at 10:23 AM on Friday the 26th. Televisions, Phones, Computers, and many other electronic devices were rendered useless. This was likely the work of Technus, though he was not seen at all during this time luckily, the issue was resolved at 1:53 AM this morning.

Several ghost attacks occurred during this communication blackout. The Wisconsin Ghost was sighted several times, but did not attack, several animal ghosts attacked, causing injury and damage to public property, Skulker fought against Danny Phantom, causing damage to roads with stray missiles, and the box ghost wreaked havoc in the post office.

A number of robberies were attempted during the blackout, including one successful robbery of a blue 2005 Honda Civic from a used car dealership by the name of Pete’s Auto Sales. Luckily, nobody was injured in any of these situations.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/30/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, April 26, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low sixties, and the lows are in the low thirties.

The Wisconsin ghost was seen again last night outside Fentonworks. He was fought off by Danny Phantom and the Red Huntress, but he was not captured.

Finals week for students at Carrie College starts on May 6th. If you are a student at Carrie, remember to ask for days off work in order to study. And remember that pass or fail, the world will continue to turn and time will continue to pass. Even if it doesn’t go as planned, your life will go on. It won’t be the end of the world.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/26/07

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

So like

Is your ghostly obsession the news? Like if people stopped listening, would you go all lunch lady on us and start throwing broadcasts around?

I don’t know. I don’t think so?

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #asks

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, April 25, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the low thirties.

There have still been no attacks since Sunday, and with the exception of Danny Phantom and myself, no ghosts have been sighted since Tuesday.

A goat somehow entered the playground of East Amity Elementary yesterday and chased several children. Thankfully nobody was seriously injured. Children evacuated the playground area while animal control was contacted to remove the goat.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/25/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, April 24, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high forties, and the lows are in the mid thirties.

It has been strangely quiet with very few ghost sightings and no attacks since Sunday. Remain cautious.

Ghost shields are being installed around Casper High. Due to the amount of power needed to maintain these shields, they will not remain powered throughout school days. Instead, they will be used in the case of a large scale invasion, or to trap invading ghosts inside the school after children have evacuated.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/24/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, April 23, and there’s a 50% chance of rain and thunderstorms. Highs are in the low sixties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

No ghost attacks have occurred since Sunday, but the Wisconsin Ghost was sighted earlier this morning for the first time since Jack Fenton’s kidnapping. Be extremely cautious.

Mr. Pebbles, a grey un-neutered tomcat with green eyes and a clipped right ear, has gone missing. If you find him, please contact his owner, Maggie Stevens, at 655-2398.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/23/07

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Does the cake taste good at least?

Not really.

#asks

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, April 22, and there’s a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the high thirties.

A giant cake was dropped onto Fentonworks yesterday by a “mad baker” ghost. The ghost didn’t do anything malicious after this, just twirled his moustache, laughed maniacally, and disappeared.

Johnny 13 and Kitty, the biker ghosts, were seen trying to convince a police officer to try illicit substances on Sunday. The officer tried to confiscate the substances, but was phased through the ground before he could. The ghosts then talked to the officer about quitting his job and becoming a cheese farmer until Danny Phantom arrived and freed the officer.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/22/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, April 20, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the high thirties.

Technus attempted to attack Fentonworks yesterday during their sale, but crashed into the invisible ghost theft protection shield and was quickly captured by the Fentons.

Everything from the Fentonworks sale which has not already been purchased is being sold today for 50% off.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/20/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, April 19, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

Hundreds of low level ghosts were observed swarming last night all across Amity Park. None of them caused any problems other than the disturbance caused by their glow. The Fentons were seen catching them like fish until the swarm passed, but they say that Danny Phantom broke into their home to free the ghosts.

The Fentons are having a ghost hunting gear sale today at Fentonworks. All merchandise will be sold on their lawn as a garage sale. Theft protection has been implemented. Everything is 40% off.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/19/07

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, April 18, and there’s a 70% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

No notable ghost sightings have been observed since Skulker and Technus yesterday morning, but stay careful. Luckily, Skulker and Technus caused no damage

Last night, 534 S Pearl St. burned down. The building was extremely damaged by the time firefighters arrived and will likely be demolished. Nobody was injured in the fire and the cause has not yet been determined.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/18/07

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Do you think the flower is tasty? Is it purple? You think the Fentons going to research it?

-Flower ghost

I do not recommend anyone try eating it and I don’t think the Fentons plan on studying it. Several botany students and two professors at Carrie College however, have been taking samples from the plant.

#unreality #asks

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, April 17, and there’s a 40% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

Technus and Skulker have been seen together in various places across Amity Park recently. Please be cautious.

A giant flower has grown in Landreth park. The species is unidentified, but it is likely that it is not an extant species, considering the amount of natural portals which open from different time periods in Amity Park.

The Fentons will not likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/17/07