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sometimes being a lesbian is like. one day when youre a little kid you hear a pretty girl laugh and its the most beautiful thing youve ever heard and you decide you want to hear it as often as possible for the rest of your life

and sometimes its like. you see some boobs and go completely braindead for the next 2 to 3 minutes

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#seen em and shot em #poll

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#cookie dough #how is coconut on here but not cookie dough?

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#i need you all to understand that if tumblr forced me to use the app you would never see me here again #the tumblr app sucks ass

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#i live with my partner #poll

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I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

#lmao #leia organa #star wars

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someone on twt said this bikini wouldve been super fun for junko and i agree

#junko enoshima #danganronpa

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#fuck david zaslav #fuck warner bros

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Police supporters regularly admit that the police are the bad guys. They just don't care.

#acab

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#i have depression #i shower when i have the energy for it #poll

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neesh vs. neech vs. nitch FIGHT

#neesh #poll

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unpopular(?) opinion: it annoys the hell out of me when people tag fic about siblings or other family members with stuff like "this isn't incest fuck you if you ship it romantically" or whatever

like buddy. I KNOW it isn't incest. I didn't think it was incest, I wasn't thinking about incest at all in fact, and I would really have liked to have CONTINUED not thinking about incest except every damn author in the tag feels the need to remind me about it constantly. people who do this shove incest ships into my face way more than actual incest shippers do because they won't fucking stop talking about how much they don't ship incest.

please just tag your fic with the things it DOES contain and don't worry about the things it DOESN'T, okay. I promise you no one's gonna think your fic is full of secret incest even if you don't spend 30 minutes decrying it in the tags before every fic.

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Political Campaigns. Well, I mean if Republicans had their way, that's probably true lmfao

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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the girls:

😱😨😭

me:

🤩🎉🥳

#ya love to see it #iris x zoey #love ribbon #shipcest

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I wish there was more mom x daughter content out there.

#shipcest

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antis just call about everything pedophilia now, including an 18 yo dating a 17 yo.

Oh no, the horror!!! The one year age gap!!! /s

and then someone went ahead and said "as long as there is no sex involved it's fine" but the characters this was about are fictional and even irl this isn't such a big thing to worry about

Ugh