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[lavsnz]

good morning before i go to bed i must share:

i was outside with friends & i shit you not one of them balled up her jacket & sneezed into it TWICE. & i blessed her twice & she thanked me twice. it was so sweet but i was also like how am i supposed to be normal

#it was wild #straight out of a fic i swear #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

there is something so violently hot about muffling a sneeze into a blanket

#this exactly

[lavsnz]

Congested moans are so underrated. After a sneeze, after a nose blow, sometimes just by themselves with nothing else attached to them. Just letting you know how congested and miserable the person is.

#this #i do this when i’m sick of my allergies are acting up #oops

[lavsnz]

So I am gonna randomly share a little something about my personal life on here that just happened. I started dating this girl 3 ish month ago. I topic of kinks and things has come up a couple times. She told me about the things that really get her going. I admitted I have a couple kinks. I told her about how I like ropes and she is super down for some fun. I did admit to her that I have another kink I am more embarrassed about telling her and it's a little different. Well last night after some fun the conversation came up again. I told her it is really fun and almost easy to tease her with her kinks. So she started trying to guess my secret kink lol. I was so nervous and kinda afraid cause i really like her. She promised she wouldn't laugh. I eventually told her! And she was super happy and excited about it!!! Not weirded out at all! She said she has been trying to not sneeze around me and is pretty good at catching them. She was making all of these devious plans about how to tease me with it!! Or how she is able to tease me anywhere like out in public with it.🤯 she told me she does this cute T-Rex arm thing then preceded to show me and faked a sneeze! Then said just a lil preview of what's to come! 🤯 then she kept thanking me for telling her! She said she really enjoys teasing me as is but is super excited to know the thing that gets me super wet and hot. Needless to say my brain is gonna explode! I am so happy this did not weird her out and she likes that my kink is sneezing. Just figured I would share this here. It was a terrifying conversation, felt like I was coming out all over again lol. But I am really glad we talked about it and she's cool with it.

#when is it my turn!! #god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others #this is so cute though

[lavsnz]

“sweet girl” also makes me melt i just love sweet pet names they make my heart soar

something about “bless you, princess” is so fucking hot oh my God

[lavsnz]

a fun scenario if the tattoos raising when someone catches a cold thing does actually happen to some people:

a has a habit of tracing b’s tattoos, especially at night while they cuddle in bed. one night, a notices b is super sniffly but b dismisses it. that night, while a is tracing b’s tattoos, a notices that they’re a bit raised

the next morning, a goes out to buy a bunch of cold supplies. tissues, medicine, tea, soup, etc. when b comes home after work, they tell a that they don’t feel well & think they’re coming down with something

when a guides them to the bedroom b seed sees all of the cold supplies. b asks how a knew they were sick

“well i noticed you were sniffling a bunch & your tattoos were raised when i traced them last night. your tattoos raise when you’re sick or allergies act up, it’s one of your tells”

& a spends the next few days taking care of b & noticing how their tattoos go down as b starts getting better

#i love tattoos #tattoos are so hot #sorry i don’t make the rules #i will be thinking about this scenario for the foreseeable future #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

i just saw a tiktok about how sometimes when people who have tattoos catch colds, the tattoos will raise & some people in the comments are saying it also happens when allergies are bad. has this happened to any of yall?? i have 3 tattoos but ive never noticed them raising when im sick or when my allergies are acting up but the. again i’ve never payed attention to it

#i’m so curious #is this a thing?? #the implications #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

okay in honor of lesbian visibility week reblog or comment on this post if you’re an 18+ snzbian because i KNOW there are more of us out there & i want to find yall sooo badly so we can interact!!

happy lesbian visibility week you wonderful snzbians i love yall 🧡🤍🩷

#snzbian #i need to find more of us #like pls #snzbians let’s be moots #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

omfg everyone has been sneezing at work today & so we were constantly blessing each other & then i sneezed & got blessed but it was the slightest bit messy & got on my finger & i had to pretend like it didn’t. normally my sneezes aren’t messy at ALL so i was quite embarrassed. happy allergy season 🫠

#how is it already so bad #everyone kept sneezing #like what am i meant to do #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

happy lesbian visibility week to all of the wonderful snzbians out there!! so thankful for this community 🧡🤍🩷

#let’s go lesbians #i love lesbians #snzbian #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

1, 4, 12 for the asks? 💗

ah thank you for the question!! here are my answers:

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

usually allergies! cats, dust, other animals, pollen, etc. i’m not super sneezy when i’m sick but inducing with tissues, my or someone’s acrylics sometimes work, & so does chinkni

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

i don’t necessarily like to but i don’t mind it! i don’t really induce ever lol

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

ooo i have a few however the ones that sound a bit like coughs but are still a bit feminine are the best imo

#thank you for asking!! #this was fun to do #if anyone wants to know more i reblogged the asks to my page #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[lavsnz]

would love to hear your asthma, allergy cough and sniffles

ah thank you for this, however i feel like i would be far too embarrassed to ever record my asthma acting up yet alone post it

#it makes me nervous #i’m too self conscious for that

[lavsnz]

I'll never not fantasize about character A having a cold and character B making it their mission to be prepared with tissues (or recently a hanky?? idk that part is new for me 🫢).

"hold on, don't sneeze just yet, let me grab you a tissue first"

"here, sweetheart, take this- oh! just in time. bless you"

"there's a box of tissues on your nightstand" - B "...but you just tucked a second box of tissues into bed with me" - A

(which of course leads to A depending on B to always have a tissue ready. "B, I'm g-gonna- I need a- thank youhhh-HDSH'shoo!)

#yes to all of this

[lavsnz]

butch/femme sneeze thoughts

- butch allergic to her femme’s perfume

- femme carries a pack of tissues and allergy meds in her purse. butch often holds purse for femme, and one time femme has to ask for the tissues through a sneezing fit. bonus points if butch takes forever to find them because they are underneath piles of trinkets!

- alternately, butch carries a pack of tissues in her pockets. maybe it’s for herself, or maybe it’s for her girlfriend whose clothes pockets can’t fit them, who knows? butch starts sneezing uncontrollably and femme thinks to dig through butch’s pockets to find the tissues. use your imagination for what this could turn into!

[lavsnz]

New favorite phrase: “have the sneezes” or “got the sneezes”

A: huh…ahh…HATSHEW!! Huh-ATshewww!

B: Bless you honey! Are you okay?

A: *muffled behind tissues or a handkerchief* I’m okay I’ve just got the sneezes today

Wow.

[lavsnz]

15 Sneeze Asks🤧

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

2. How often do you sneeze?

3. How often do you blow your nose?

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)

6. What makes you sneeze more, colds, allergies, or inducing?

7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?

8. Are you open to people requesting content?

9. Are you interested in sneeze roleplaying?

10. Do you prefer sneeze fics or sneeze wavs?

11. Do you prefer masculine or feminine sneezes?

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

13. How much mess is too much mess?

14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

15. Do you have any other kinks?

#these are also fun #ask away :)

[lavsnz]

snz asks two

once again, inspired by @snotslime‘s fun snz ask meme things! 

🚿 - do you enjoy your friends’ sneezes or do they just not register for you (or, worse, gross you out)?

🚕 - choose a type of transportation to witness a snz on/in

🦄 - describe the sneeziest person you’ve ever met

📺 - would you prefer to see your favorite actor having a sneezing fit during an interview, or have a well-done sick episode/chapter involving your favorite character?

💦 - has someone ever accidentally sneezed on you?

🙊 - have you ever accidentally sneezed on someone else?

⏳ - what is the longest sneezing fit you’ve ever had? (in terms of number of sneezes, or duration of the fit, up to you!) what caused it?

👀  - what is the longest sneezing fit you’ve ever witnessed?

😳 - what is your cringiest sneeze related memory?  

🔥 - has a person’s snz ever significantly changed your level of attraction to them? (negatively or positively)

#omg these are fun #ask away!