I know the fandom jokes about Malleus not getting the memo about twst not being an otome game but hear me out for a sec-
For the life of him, Malleus Draconia does not know what the fuck an otome game is so just imagine him overhearing Yuu say that shit.
Yuu is probably with Idia (bc gamer terminology things) and they’re discussing otome. Yuu brings up bits and pieces of their conversation with Malleus and Idia is like, “Wtf, he sounds like the main love interest” and Yuu is like “ikr”
Cue Malleus leaving and going to Lilia asking if he speaks like the main love interest of an otome before going what is an otome.
Lilia has a field day with this.
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such a whore;
summary: sam fucking you, that’s basically it.
warnings: nsfw, 18+, degradation, choking, doggy style, hair pulling, strap on, crying, cursing (if that’s even needed as a warning)
pairing: samantha carpenter x fem!reader
i cannot force you to not read but if you are under the age of 18 please don’t.
sam was unapologetic in the way she had fucked you tonight, your body couldn’t even compete with hers.
the silicone cock was pounding into your dripping space, the more she thrusted into you, the more you could feel the heat between your thighs.
her hand reached up to the back of your head, grabbing a fistful of your hair as you pathetically whimpered in response.
“you love it when i fuck you like this, don’t you?” sam groaned into your ear, “such a fucking slut.”
you could feel tears welting in your eyes from how good she was pounding into you.
your head flew toward as sam let go of your hair, your knuckles turning white due to how hard you were gripping the sheets.
your orgasm grew closer and closer, and sam knew because of the loud noises and pornographic moans that were escaping your mouth.
you wanted to tell her how much you loved the way she filled you up with her cock, but you just couldn’t. the amount of things you were feeling was so much that it was hard to even breathe let alone speak.
“you’re taking me so well,” sam panted, thrusting in and out of you even harder and faster than before. “tell me how good i make you feel.”
you only moaned in response, earning a slap to your ass from sam. “answer me,” sam spoke, grabbing a fistful of your hair again. “tell me how good i make you feel, how much you want to cum.”
“so good, sam,” you responded, barely able to form a full sentence. “i want to cum — so badly, please.”
a hand crept up to your throat, your orgasm rushing in as everything went fuzzy.
“you liked being choked?” sam smirked, “such a fucking whore for me.”
authors note;
this was my first smut so hopefully it’s good, feel free to leave suggestions or request. i’ll possibly make a prompt list soon
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“TELL ME WHY YOUR HANDS ARE COLD”-TSU’TEY
PAIRING: TSU’TEY X HUMAN! READER
WARNINGS: fluff, hits to sex at the end, Tsu’tey being a softie,4 year age gap between the mated couple, Tsu’tey’s having insecurities
A/N: usually this would be at the bottom but j take a moment to admire how soft Tsu’tey lips look. J give me one chance to kiss them pls
words which r written like this r spoken in Na’vi and words like this r English
Tsu’tey wasn’t fond of tawtute or their strange customs, but he made expectation for you-his little tawtute mate.
Though one custom of your strange customs made Tsu’tey worry. Every morning (after Tsu’tey kissed you enough and let you out of his hold) you quickly lifted up your face covering and applied war paint on your lips.
When you two had first mated in front of Eywa, he made a promise to protect and keep you out of harm’s way. Though the application of war paint clearly meant you didn’t feel safe,though Tsu’tey had never broken the promise.
He decided to approach Jake Sully on the matter, knowing if you told him the reason he would be heart broken.
As Tsu’tey reached the Toruk Makto plus Olo’eyktan, who was teaching some new students, he signed the customary greeting.
“Brother, I must ask you a question.” Tsu’tey stated, cautiously, fearing even the truth from Jake would break the once overconfident warrior.
Jake nodded towards Tsu’tey, urging him to ask. “As an old tawtute, I must ask- why does [name] put on war paint on her lips every morning?” he sputtered out quickly, rubbing his neck.
Jake pondered over Tsu’tey’s question before letting out a loud obnoxious laugh, which caused Tsu’tey’s ears to flick back. “It isn’t war paint, it is something called lipstick.” he answered, clearly amused by the subject.
“What is this lipstick ?” Tsu’tey questioned. Jake glanced at his surroundings, searching for the right way to explain the subject.
“It’s kinda like…… the beads in your braid. You wear them to show off. Plus women usually it wear to kiss someone. I remember this one time in high school….” Jake’s voiced died down towards the end but it really didn’t matter due to the fact Tsu’tey was plotting. His thoughts ran from the fact you were always wanting to kiss him and he planned to do something about it.
When communal mid mealtime rolled around, Tsu’tey made his way towards a spot where you two had promised to meet each other. Your small face brightened as he made his way towards you.
Normally the two of you would head into the village, grab something you called lunch, and settle around the communal fire. But to your surprise, Tsu’tey grabbed your arms and started to drag you towards Hell’s Gate.
“Woah Tey, slow down.” [name] huffed out. The mated pair-finally- reached the tawtute settlement. Tsu’tey was impatient as the pressurized doors closed, but finally you took off the mask which allowed Tsu’tey full access to you.
Tsu’tey was quick to drag you into your own private room, once you had wrapped an Exo-pack around his neck. “What’s up, Tey?” [name] questions her mate.
“Kiss me” Tsu’tey demanded in heavy accent, “with your lipstick.” Tsu’tey bends down so your lips can meet his, and it quickly progresses to heat make out session.
[TIME SKIP]
Eclipse neared in Pandora, yet the mated couple had not been seen since midday meal. Jake and Neytiri waited for them, curious what had happened to them.
Soon the rustling of leaves caught their attention, and pair in questioning emerged. They were laughing and staring at each with most love struck expression, but what caught Jake and Neytiri was their appearance.
[name]’s lipstick was smudged and in her hair was braid with awfully familiar beads twisted into it. Tsu’tey’s hair, who trailed behind you, was missing the braid which held his most precious beads.
But what really surprised Jake and Neytiri was the thousands red lips prints on his face, abs, hips, and pectorals. In the basic sense everywhere. Especially when Tsu’tey adjusted his tewng, the mated pair caught sight of the ones that laid below it.
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Okay so I have ✨thoughts✨ about the people of Gotham. If you live with that much crime all over your city, surely you get desensitized to it right? Like someone will get shot and they’ll be like “man I liked that guy. Shame he pissed off the Joker” or whatever. All of Gotham would be unhinged as fuck and you cannot convince me otherwise.
like imagine some of them going on a vacation and something happens, like a robbery, and everyone is crying and all the Gothamites are like “Pshh. Cowards”
The Wayne’s are especially guilty of this fact. Like they’ll be visiting Metropolis or something and everyone screaming and they are just calmly walking away from the situation (only cuz there’s cameras and they can’t change and go help bc that would so sooo obvious).
TLDR: Gothamites are the DC Florida Man and I Will Not be convinced otherwise
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