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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#making the bed like #it's the only correct option #making the bed takes like 2 minutes tops and its the same every time #also i literally don't do it so like. all my other chores are done and the only thing left is a task i never do??? fuck yes

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What does the "banana republic is a fucked up name for a store" post you reblogged mean? I'm afraid of looking dumb.

The term "banana republic" was originally coined to describe countries in Central and South America (mainly Honduras and Guatemala) whose economies were rendered dependent on the production and export of bananas (among other agricultural goods, but mainly bananas) by American fruit corporations leveraging the power of the U.S. government, the U.S. military and the CIA.

Throughout most of the of the 20th century, American corporations such as United Fruit, Cuyamel, and the Standard Fruit Company owned large portions of these countries' lands, to the point that in some cases they controlled their railway, road, and port infrastructure, and they engaged in a variety of imperialist actions to lower production costs, such as violence against labor activists and anti wage reform lobbying.

The pinnacle of this phenomenon was the 1954 Guatemalan coup, when United Fruit convinced the goverment of US president Dwight D. Eisenhower that the elected president of Guatemala, Jacobo Árbenz (who had expropriated some of the company's unused land and given it to Guatemalan peasants) was secretly working with the Soviet Union, resulting in a CIA coup which deposed the Árbenz government and replaced it with a thirty-year right-wing military dictatorship which effectively acted as a puppet government to protect the interests of United Fruit and the U.S. government.

Nowadays the term has broadened to refer to any small, economically unstable country with an economy which has been rendered dependent on the export of a particular natural resource due to economic exploitation by a more powerful country.

#''bit of a ship of theseus situation'' no it isn't. companies don't function like that #no one cares if the literal people are different. the coorporate entity is still there #its the corporate entity that owns or owned the land. its the corporate entity that keeps the profits #anyway. bit of a fucked up name for a store #Long post

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oh my god. you saw the ad and thought WHAT???? im so sorry for the panic, they charged us by the letter!!! no, no, timmy’s thirteen now, we found the baby shoes in an old gift bag in the garage

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trust me when you imply that all people who have struggles with going outside and interacting with society are 4chan incels you’re swinging and not hitting a single one of them. you’re just kicking the shit out of your disabled friends and followers

#hi its me

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how jingo went

close ups on his face, bc i like when hes holding on by a thread

#Discworld #art

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#it IS cultural and its deeply frustrating to see people insist that it's the ONLY WAY #all that ''eww ur so smelly and u don't even kno how smelly u are'' type bullshit #bro you are literally on the internet. you can't smell me. you do not know this #anyway. how many of the ''other'' voters are from tropical countries and using ''other'' to mean ''shower multiple times a day''

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

#cabbage!!!!!!!! #fuckin LOVE that bitch #broccoli is good too but listen #cabbage

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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!! drew this a couple weeks ago as a gift!! It's kinda become a somewhat yearly thing I draw at this point lmao

versions from the past 3 years below vv

(pretend the fairy isnt clearly just etho)

#art

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hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u

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when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Anna's hummingbird, a charming little friend.

Buy prints here!

#art #birds #ooohhh lovely colours

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He stick he leggy out real far

#art

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

#video #autoplay

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I’m meathead

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