lemondemonpickuplines

[lemondemonpickuplines]

if i were stuck in a song i'd let your melody fake me out

#lemon demon #stuck

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you’re the only bee in my bonnet (birdhouse in your soul is actually a cover of a tmbg song :3c)

I do have a rule against posting non-lemon demon but I'll make an exception for this because of the cover (and also because I feel like almost every Lemon Demon fan on tumblr is also a TMBG fan anyway). anyway you could be the secret I tell from my electrical well

#but like... if someone wanted to start a tmbg pickup lines blog based on mine.... like i would follow it... that would be so funy #i probably won't post any other cover songs but i might make an exception if i think it's funny. bicycle race pickup lines people let's go #lemon demon #they might be giants #birdhouse in your soul #submission #turdify

[lemondemonpickuplines]

prance, omelette, chimney-sweep, eleven, hatred, earmuff, okay, rathskeller, my elusive, hula, yellow, sketching, creamy, helium, gentlemanly communique <3

#lemon demon #word disassociation

[lemondemonpickuplines]

i'd like to Request a Moon from you... 🤭

#reblog this cowards #moon's request haters are weak and will not survive the winter

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If you take out my solar powered spaceship, you could be bouncing up and down on more than just the moon

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#party on the moon #lemon demon #submission

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If everybody gets three wishes, why am I not with you?

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#eyewishes #lemon demon #submission #i-eated-paint

[lemondemonpickuplines]

Everybody likes you... but I like you more ;)

(i feel like this was a given but i hope it's ok!!)

👍

#this post is essential to this blog i think #FYI if you have any submissions you think might have been made already you can search for the song #but no this hasn't been made. and i think it's really good #lemon demon #everybody likes you #submission

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you could Juice my Needle anyday

#needlejuice records #this isn't directly NC-related but idk it kinda counts #also i thought it was funny #love you guys <3 #lemon demon

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Deep in the Ocean? Well, I know of something else you can go deep in to

#listening to dinosaurchestra and i thought of this post and had to find it again #i love this line it's .so good

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in an [alternate history] we could be lovers

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#I really like this #the CREATIVITY. the FLAVOR. the OBSCURITY. it's so genius #untitled [alternate history] #lemon demon #submission

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what is that mysterious ticking noise? it's my heart, beating for you.

#potter puppet pals #neil cicierega #the mysterious ticking noise

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she lands on my market till i have obviously soiled shorts. she holds up my rotten pears till i'm screaming like a whiskey-stinking vermin vendor. sh

if you’re an urchin, you can hawk my book report

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Unlike my love of rolling down the hill, I have never forgotten my love for you

i'd love to feel devoid of fear, and with you maybe I can

#flamingo legs #lemon demon #submission #sleezycake

[lemondemonpickuplines]

my impact. i'm turning ppl to my side. CD fuckers rise up

#not pickup lines #this is an old ass draft but i thought it was funny so in the queue it goes

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if you’re an urchin, you can hawk my book report

#lemon demon #marketland

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just so everyone knows every time you send me a submission i treat as if the pickup lne is being said directly to me. god bless <3

#joking #but like it's kind of funny to get submissions that are so... you know #they really make me feel good about myself sometimes #not pickup lines

[lemondemonpickuplines]

babe, have you been listening to other guys on your AM radio??

#never. you'd be the only one #reblog