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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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This tweet saved so many lives actually
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three cheers for sweet pathologic 2
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USA network shows from like 2007-11 were so goated because every one was like "the police force of x major American city is wholly incompetent. all their crimes are solved by a weird little guy"
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When fall out boy said what a match I'm half doomed and you're semi sweet part time soulmate full time problem i'm hopelessly hopeful you're just hopeless enough you're a canary i'm a coal mine
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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music
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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on
gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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Does this band know how to be chill asking for a friend
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