my favorite thing about revolutionary girl utena is that finishing it changes you fundamentally as a person and both you and the characters will be haunted by the narrative and its impact forever. my second favorite thing about revolutionary girl utena is that one episode where nanami nearly gets her shit rocked by a renegade boxing kangaroo on school property
New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
I SAY, I SAY, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT’CHA GET, YA OVERGROWN FOSSIL! YA RIGHT THEN THERE LET YOUR PRIDE GET THE BEST OF YAS AFTER YOU SWAT A TEXAS-SIZED FLY, THEN YA ACT SURPRISED WHEN THE BUILDIN’ YA HIT DECIDES TO SHOW YA HOW A GAME O’ DOMINOES WORKS! Y’AINT NO SPRING CHICKEN, NO I SAY, YOU AIN’T NO YOUNGIN’ ANYMORE! YA GETTIN’ OLD, LIZARD BOY! OLD! THE ONLY THING YOU’LL BE KING OF IS THE DIRT IF YA KEEP THIS UP! IF I WAS YOU, I’D TAKE OUT THE BIG MAMA OVAH THERE WITH THE GOOD OL’ FASHIONED ELEMENT O’ SURPRISE! SO GIT TO IT, BIG MAN!
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