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@butterscotch-ripple Bugaboo broke into my house and stole all of my family heirlooms and also killed my family Bruce Wayne style (while wearing an off-brand Batman costume)

Dream blunt rotation:

Skully Pettibone

Count Max and Countess Ruby

Scary Godmother

Harry

#also you’re right but ngl I just forgot about him when I first posted this

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NEWS: Elon Musk Charged For Misdemeanor DUI After Infamous Double Vehicular Manslaughter Charges Dropped

#news from 2030

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THIS JUST IN: Hilary Clinton punches Ivanka Trump in Her Smug Little Face

#news from 2030

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just manifesting another weekend!!

#me getting wizard high tonight

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It’s a job that pays 200k per year and you gotta make ends meet. It’s ok

i’m the guy in every 2010′s video game creepypasta who gives haunted cartridges to teenagers. sorry about that

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I just feel in my heart that president Barbie would have handled the nuclear missile crisis better

#Barbie

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Of course I met the guy who was ontologically correct. He was a total cunt about it

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Give her that petit mort so good she reconsiders her ways

I’m not saying that I agree with Cinderella’s Evil Stepmother’s behavior. I’m just saying that I could strap it out of her sloppy style

#iris.exe

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I’m not saying that I agree with Cinderella’s Evil Stepmother’s behavior. I’m just saying that I could strap it out of her sloppy style

#iris.exe

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BREAKING: Elon Musk, disgraced Business Magnate, had launched a military campaign to overtake the state of Texas.

Gov. Abbott has cited the Divine Right of Kings in support of Musk’s actions

#us politics #news from 2030 #also a jokey joke

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BREAKING: Utah secedes from United States after coming-of-age queer film, MISSIONARY wins Oscar

Senator Kurt Morton could not be reached for further questions.

#iris.exe #utah #Utah politics #us politics #news from 2030 #(this is a jokey-joke)

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I was right for this. Ken would have been the first man to get strapped silly in the White House since Lincoln

I just feel in my heart that president Barbie would have handled the nuclear missile crisis better

#barbie #president barbie #abraham lincoln

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It’ll sing for you if you do

Wedding ring desires adventure in the garbage disposal please let it go explore and play

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Hamsters are just horses but condensed. All that rage and fear is just in a smaller body

#iris.exe #horses #hamster #hampster

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Caramelized wizard 🤤

#hungry today #iris.exe

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Sure I can do that! Just walk into this nice large iron pot of mine. There’s a nice bath in there where you can caramelize normalize

normalize me

#iris.exe #wizard posting

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I got the year wrong but I was right for this

Soo mad about the plot for 2025’s Scooby Doo. WHY would they kill Scooby

#Scooby Doo