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stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

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#IT JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER 🤠🤠🤠 #ive always wanted to go to Japan but now i know i want to go visit somewhere other than Tokyo 🤭🤠

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

#doge. you were always much wow 😭

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#cant say how many times ive had Shower Thoughts™️ #some even made me sit down and let the water run off me because they were ✨devastating✨ ideas 💀 #and waiting for pasta to boil is also a good time for the brain to do things too #or laying in bed at night trying to fall asleep (and failing horribly) #i wouldnt be surprised if i had thoughts while working the pits at the grain elevator one of these days #you just.... sit there waiting for a buzzer to go off #will it take 2 mins? 15 mins? WHO KNOWS??? 🫠 YOURE ALONE WITJ YOUR THOUGHTS 🤠

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#man this makes me miss my ds 🥺 #nintendogs SLAPPED #i loved my grainy lil guys 😭

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alright ladies let’s

go to sleep at a reasonable time tonight 

#how about lets nOT DO THAT BECAUSE IM ANXIOUS ILL GET A LATE CALL FROM THE DISPATCHER AND MISS IT 💀

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stop holding ya pee for so damn long

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

#“are you more stupid than a bird” a lot of times... yeah 💀🤭

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

#to the moon and back and even further #❤️🫂❤️

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The future of gaming is here..

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why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

#i got mini corndogs in the freezer so im ALMOST covered.... 🫠

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There’s no S.H.I.E.L.D. without you.

#TIME TO VOMIT EVERYWHERE 🤠🤠🤠 #agents of shield

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new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

#you know it would be sweet baby boi Tanjiro 🤠 #hes just a lil guy with a big heart of gold always giving the benefit of the doubt #we need more compassionate people like him 🥺

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Us to the writers:

status report?

not doing well, sir

#HERE WE FUGGIN GO BOIS!!! 💀🤮🫠😭🥺 #THIS IS IT #TIME TO SMACK MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL SO HARD IT KILLS ME BECAUSE I CANT DO THIS AGAIN 💀 #the last of us #tlou hbo

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I hope Mark comes out with some really sick Iron Lung themed Cloak merch for his movie. I want a hoodie that looks like it's absolutely soaking wet with blood

#this is so silly #file under “posts that have 100k notes in my heart” #markiplier #iron lung