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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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If you are raised with an angry man in your house, there will always be an angry man in your house.

#asoiaf #tyrion lannister #tywin lannister

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my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

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Am I BAWLING my eyes out? Because all Jack Rackham wanted to do was leave a mark on history? And be remembered?? And despite years of attempting to emulate the physical toughness and swashbuckling bravery of his fellow pirate captains of legend, it was in fact his pedantic little obsession with getting the right flag art, an action so wholly and undeniably HIM, that ensured his mark on history in the end??? That it's HIS jolly Roger that has endured through time and history as the very symbol of piracy itself????????

If anyone needs me, I will be marooning MYSELF on skeleton island!!!!!!

#black sails

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first tweet is felt deeply by me everyday. retweet with comment under big ship - brian eno is going to make me fall to my knees

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I made another one

#black sails

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Blackbeard coming home to find Vane partnering with Jack and the rest of the pirates is one of the underrated comedy moments of the show. SORRY DAD, your proud hypermasculine son has run off and joined an anarchist commune run by his queer polycule, LIVE WITH IT!!!!

#black sails

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GRRM has spent 30 years crafting the most fanfictionable universe ever put to page and yet he doesn’t approve of fanfiction. Wild.

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on working even when it's not working

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What’s the best/weirdest/funniest glitch you’ve ever had in a Fallout game?

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

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i'm over 2 weeks late but happy 20th anniversary to the Most Important comic book cover of all time. here is my homage

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy