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this is a Look actually

#TRULY <3 #red dwarf #dave lister

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someone reminded me of the this bit and i had to

#I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS MEME THE OTHER DAY #ended up having to make my own #anyway ME LATELY SORRY #<3 #red dwarf

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1.04 || 1.05 || 2.01 || 2.02 || 2.04

Rimmer + Adjusting his 'H'

bonus:

#arnold rimmer #red dwarf #just thinking about how uncomfortable rimmer is with his death in s1 and 2 especially #and how he's CONSTANTLY touching his H #arlene rimmer #my gifs

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#..............reblogging to get the yes button up by 2 more votes <3 #pinocchio tag

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don't mind me...just thinking about how frank rimmer's voice in timeslides is very similar to ace's. and, with this in mind, how ace likely modelled his persona after his brothers because he looked up to them so much...

#but YEAH #😩😩😩 #red dwarf #on the topic of ace and his brothers #do you ever think that they started to treat him better after he 'knuckled down' or whatever and started to become ace? #like. do you think they ever respected him more? or do you think that rimmer simply fought back really hard #idk just...........idle thoughts #ace rimmer #arnold rimmer

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returning to this to say that, anon, I've since binged the entire series, thank you very much :) <3

In case it hasn't crossed your radar yet... You might want to check out The Brittas Empire too ;)

HI anon!!!!! 👀

I've only become very vaguely aware of The Brittas Empire in the last week or so but 😏 I will definitely consider doing so.....

#had a really good time with it tbh #kind of sad that they made brittas a lot meaner from s5 onwards though #anyway julie and colin especially beloved

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“You don’t dream about someone that you don’t feel something for.”

“Confidence & Paranoia” | “Blue”

#they really were insane for this actually #red dwarf #dave lister #arnold rimmer #rimster

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tags via @freshmangojuice

so, does anyone else feel sick about the fact that, in the books, Rimmer spends as much of his free time as possible in stasis (he literally spends a year's worth of time in stasis, over the course of five years), and that, officially, stasis booths are only ever used for penal reasons? does anyone else feel sick about the implications that Rimmer has been voluntarily punishing himself for five years straight?

#PLEASE these tags !!!!!!!!!!! <3 #also I think it's pretty safe to claim that. at this point (after 5 years of doing it) it's become an addiction for him yes absolutely #because like......can't you just totally picture him getting panicky about it if he doesn't use the booth for a while? #also I was gonna say 'isn't it ironic that he died and therefore stayed 31 forever' #but (even though this is true of human!rimmer) holo!rimmer DOES age because LISTER ages #and now I'm going insane thinking about the fact that lister is therefore the one to forcibly pull him out of that habit (in a way) #red dwarf #arnold rimmer #(also just for clarification I didn't intend to imply in my og post that rimmer knew he was punishing himself) #(just simply that he was)

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Just a teeny tiny little something featuring @lizardthelizard 's mess is mine folks + one of my own, because I love them and the urge hit me out of nowhere like a runaway train 🥰

"So let me get this straight-"

"Lampwick, please-"

"You won't let anyone touch this thing you like more than me-"

"Now that's just unfair-"

"And you asked that kid if he wanted to drive it?"

August glances away, having the grace to look at least a bit sheepish. "Technically it's still me driving. Just... A little off."

"Great excuse. Can't wait for the kid's father to hear it." Lampwick takes another drag out of his cigarette, wondering if he's more amused or exasperated by this whole thing. "Or I guess your father, by your reasoning? I'm sure that's gonna go well."

"He's not a little boy. He'll be fine." The other man shifts his weight from one foot to the other, not as convinced as he's trying to sound. "And I'm going with him, anyway. He's not going to be alone."

Several feet from them, the boy in question continues gleefully inspecting August's bike, blissfully unaware they're talking shit about him. He must be about 15, more or less, but the sheer delight on his face makes him look way younger, like a child on Christmas morning - his eyes meet Lampwick's for a brief moment, and he waves politely in greeting, smiling broadly.

Lampwick waves back, then turns to August again with a slight smirk. "Sure. But- don't know if you can really be considered adult supervision, y'know?"

August rolls his eyes, though even his annoyance is touched with fondness. "Look, he just seemed excited to try. He told me he's got his eyes on a bike, too, in his home world. He said he might get it for his next birthday, if he saves up enough."

"Not a monster like this one, hopefully?"

"You spent some time with that other me's sister, didn't you- no, a smaller bike, Lampwick. I'm only trying to show him the ropes, that's all."

"Give baby you a good impression of yourself, you mean." Not that Lampwick can blame him. That boy, that Pinocchio - no one in town has ever seen August at that age, but you could guess the kid's already better adjusted than his counterpart from miles away. Not by much, not entirely, but enough that he can still be carefree and muck around with his friends like another idiot teenager in the realms.

It has to be infectious, that pleasant nature, and August really needs to be around someone like that, at times.

August himself, however, hears none of those thoughts, and instead simply huffs and gives Lampwick a quick kiss, halfway on the move towards the bike already. "Maybe you could try doing the same, if you're not too busy."

"I'm not touching that Lampwick with a ten foot pole, but thanks." That could be the end of it; and yet he can't resist adding, when his boyfriend is fitting the second helmet on the other Pinocchio's head-

"But I'd be careful letting Eliana know what you're doing- I'm not sticking around to watch her scream your ear off for putting him on your death trap, I'm really not."

#🥺🥺🥺😩😩💖💖 #PLEASE #ouat #mess is mine #thousand problems #HELLO WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #(not that I'm complaining) #you write them beautifully don't worry <3 #and I love the eliana mention btw #and I just love how excited tp!Pinocchio is PLEASE he deserves nice things actually #also the whole 'you're only doing this to make yourself look cool and give a good impression' SO true actually. lampwick knows what's up #sdfhskdjfsldfsoifdjskjfdsdlkfsdf #also I think actually that lampwick can. should. and WILL take tp!Lampwick fishing sometime #or show him his boat #and tp!Lampwick will bully him the entire time but they'll both secretly kind of enjoy it #anyway god this was such a sweet little snippet 🥺 #thank you and I hope you had a great time writing it out of the blue <3333333

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#PREV I'M aoi;sdhjaiojsdaoisdjijasdja;lsd #red dwarf #selfless brave and queue

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Oh my god the angst

#screaming crying throwing up #cedar wood #cerise hood #eah #selfless brave and queue

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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’

‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED

#stardew valley #selfless brave and queue

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#no 💖 #love that we literally had this discussion the other night #anyway doesn't mean I wouldn't try

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so, does anyone else feel sick about the fact that, in the books, Rimmer spends as much of his free time as possible in stasis (he literally spends a year's worth of time in stasis, over the course of five years), and that, officially, stasis booths are only ever used for penal reasons? does anyone else feel sick about the implications that Rimmer has been voluntarily punishing himself for five years straight?

#is this anything? idk it's been on my mind for ages now #red dwarf #arnold rimmer #of course. rimmer going into stasis all the time also makes me sick because #the ONLY thing that matters to him is passing his exams and becoming an officer. it's the only thing that brings him joy rn #and he'll happily rationalise his lack of friendships with 'I'm spending my free time wisely by making sure I don't age' ect #no wonder his room is so well tidied and devoid of belongings he's literally never there except to sleep or 'study' #sorry if I don't make a text post about rimmer at least 3 times a week I think I might explode actually

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“If you want to dance, do it over there.”

RED DWARF | 1x03: Balance of Power

#this is so funny #GOD he's such a fucking asshole #rimmer just WALK AROUND so you can go yell at lister about your timetable or whatever #red dwarf #arnold rimmer #kristine kochanski #selfless brave and queue

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Guadalupe Bass Incense Holder

link

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #oh wow <3 #fish #art #selfless brave and queue

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ONCE UPON A TIME 6.11, Tougher than the Rest

#ouat #fake/real #he was so funny for this actually #robin hood #regina mills #selfless brave and queue