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#jeff #tbh the judah thing always gave me the creeps #like why this program created by mr. whittaker into connie? #feels weird

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May I offer you some memes on this Easter Sunday?

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Honestly some people should never retire

#not aio #this one lady in our church has way too much time on her hands now and shes constantly calling #trying to get her fingers in every pot #like lady have you considered getting a hobby

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I'm seeing

AiO Thought of the Week

Why does the AiO Wiki include practically the entire book of Esther on the Bernard and Esther page? It could just be a reference number. If I wanted to read it in it's entirety I would just go to bible gateway or something. As it is once you scroll all the way down there's this picture:

what is happening in this scene? Presumably the Burger King man is Xerxes and the woman sitting is Esther. But what scene is being depicted? I remembered their being a picture and I thought it would be fun to do a redraw for Purim but... IDK I come up with something.

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Happy International Women's Day

Never forget that biblical womanhood includes driving a tent peg through a man's temple.

#if you're looking for a proverbs 31 woman sorry #I'm more of a judges 4 woman #this is my favorite post

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I got sheet music for via dolorosa a while ago and it is breaking my brain. Today I played it all the way through for the first time and my head actually physically hurts

#personal #trying to learn it in time for Easter #maybe it'll have to be next Easter lol

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The first time I listened to The Secret Room it was night time and when I heard "whittaker" I got so scared I stopped the tape and did not start it again until daylight.

Really hoping this exchange between me and my sister last night reaches the target audience

#adventures in odyssey #legit i still will not listen to it if I'm home alone #and I'll only listen to it at night if I'm feeling really brave lol

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Is it time I listen to the new album?

#adventures in odyssey

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AiO thought of the Week

The REAL reason Connie and Mitch couldn't get married is because they would have starved or gone broke from eating out.

#so true

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Ya know, it might make sense:

Dated mitch (keep your friends close and your enemies closer)

Had Mr. Charles kidnap her as a ruse to keep whit from stopping the launch

Pretends to be bad at keeping secrets so no one will suspect her

Often late (cuz she's doing chairman things before work)

Always overly curious cuz she's trying to gather intel

Your brother could be onto something

My younger brother really asked me today what if Connie was the chairman

Like what do I even say to that lol??

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These are dad's cookies. They are rock hard but oh so tasty and perfect for ice cream.

I'm sorry but if whit's end doesn't serve vanilla ice cream with crushed dad's cookies, I'm not interested

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I'm sorry but if whit's end doesn't serve vanilla ice cream with crushed dad's cookies, I'm not interested

#@ whit it better be on the menu #assuming dad's cookies are also sold in the us #it's like the best way to eat ice cream

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Ah I see someone in the aio fan club fb page woke up and chose violence

#that page has been very entertaining lately

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Ah I see someone in the aio fan club fb page woke up and chose violence

#that page has been very entertaining lately

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This is what dreams are made of

#adventures in odyssey

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Ok turns out it's actually really hard to resign when like your entire family is on the church board lmao

Some times you have to prioritize your own sanity (resign from a church office or two)

#not aio