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If you can’t handle me at my National Anthem, you don’t deserve me at my Fergalicious

#fergie #fergie national anthem #in all seriousness i hope fergie can recover from meme status

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roses are red

violets are red

holy shit i think my eyes are bleeding

#valentinesday

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Hey! I'm walkin' heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

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Said lil bitch you can't fuck with me if you wanted to

These expensive

These is Longbottom's

These is Neville's shoes

#bodak yellow #cardi b #harry potter #shitpost #neville longbottom #misheard song lyrics

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Tattoo idea

Get three dots on your tit to make it look like a bowling ball

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If you can call smoking weed smoking trees, aren't forest fires just earth getting blazed?

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After no fap November and destroy dick december comes just once january. Thats where just one day (Jan 1st) you promise to touch your meat less and the rest of the month/ year you beat it so furiously by November its given up making no fap November possible

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Does a blind pirate wear an

AYEpatch?

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Fun pranks for churchgoers

Pick a family member. Have everyone else fold a full set of clothes (including socks, underwear, and shoes) wherever they spend the most time while that person is still asleep. Set up cameras, then leave the house, but don't take your car. Just walk. Watch from a remote location with glee as the person wakes up to discover everyone's been raptured!

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Concept: Christian School Musical

Like HSM, but Troy is ignoring his responsibilities at youth group and Gabriella isn't practicing Bible trivia to audition for this year's nativity play.

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Imagine grabbing a boob

and having it slip through your fingers like kinetic sand