come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING
*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*
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im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast
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Me: I don’t hold grudges
Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade
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You think you know every function on the TV remote until your dog steps on it
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what is this strange feeling….in my torso….
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