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What are your thoughts on the Toon Patrol?

!! my sillies my special little guys! They’re one of those f/os that will always have a special place in my heart bc they came around at a really important time for me, and they connect me w my irl partner a lot. also they’re a bunch of weasel mobsters how am i supposed to not go insane over them

in general though I feel like they get flanderized/fandomized a lot, which is not anyone’s fault because they’re really more archetypes than characters to begin with, but it’s always like NO there’s more potential to be had. we can give greasy emotions other than horny, we can have smartass be something other than the “group dad”. i can show you endless possibilities

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fav song(s)?

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Nah...uh... Depends on the genre. Anything pre 1950, at least. Although Stupid makes an exception for Teresa Brewer's Choon' Gum (1950). I, unsurprisingly, like Tex Williams' Smoke Smoke Smoke (That Cigarette). It was the number 1 hit the week before we died. Greasy likes I Could Love a Million Girls (1906), and Psycho likes that song because it was what Stanford White was listening to before he was bumped off by Harry Thaw. Speaking of, Psycho likes "The Rite of Spring" by Stravinsky.(Edited from previous answer because I recently asked him again). The Boss likes Artie Shaw's Nightmare (1938), cause we got to see him live once in October of '45; we had to sneak into the Santa Ana Army Air Force Base to hear him, on account that toons weren't allowed much of anywhere back then. He prides himself on how he got us in, so the song is special.

Flasher used to be a big Ziegfeld Follies fan. You know, the racy ones from the Great War era. "You'd Be Surprised" (1919) was always Flasher's favorite, and he'd always compare himself to the Johnny in the song to any girl he'd schmooze up, opening his coat at the "you'd be surprised" part. Of course it was always easier to see that he WASNT "bashful and kind", but good when you "got him alone" or "in a Morris Chair". 🙄. Slimy favored Tiger Rag (1917), for some reason. He was a Dixieland Jazz purist, despite the fact that he was a Greaser before it was cool. We don't know or care what they like now, cause we ain't talking to em after they double crossed us. -Wheezy

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talked about roger rabbit in anim history and i got to see my BOYS!!!

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Just don't look at us from the front. It ain't a pretty sight. -Smartass

The more I look at this gang the more I like them and the more cute things I find in them. The little ears. The silly mid-action expressions. The poses.

If not friends why friend shaped

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SLIMY

*All of the following are not official settings, but my imagination.

He failed the Toon Patrol's hiring test because he sprayed all the members with slime vomit.

However, the slime's versatility, its police baton technique (physical ability) using a billy club, and its body's ability to blend into the darkness caught the boss's attention, and he became an unofficial member of the Toon Patrol.

 His primary job is undercover work and informer.

Occasionally goes out into the field to assist the Toon Patrol.

He does not have a regular job and his address is unknown.

When he runs out of money, he comes to the Toon Patrol office.

Much younger than Smartass, Greasy, and Wheezy.

Around 20 years old or so.

He is a young member, but he is familiar with older members and makes fun of them a bit.

The boss doesn't mind, but Greezy is not happy with his attitude.

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The window to the soul. A fear submitted by melimimissa to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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Out out, Mister Goofums. A fear submitted by Lauren to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find original artwork or commission portraits in my shop!

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the Disney TVA gigaleak is insane

Amity was going to be an exchange student to the human realm? Sasha was going to have glowing green eyes? Sprig was going to be voiced by Thurop Van Orman? there was a Beverly Hills Chihuahua show??

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You know, I speak Cat. There's lots of dialects and the spelling can be a bit tricky since it's tonal like Mandarin, but you can easily get the basics down. A lot of times, they say mean things. -Stupid

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Much like the cicada brood that's going to be invading, I too like to sit in trees and scream all day for no apparent reason. -Psycho

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There are horrors beyond your comprehension, but some of them like to snuggle, and that's Just Ok. -Psycho

good and bad

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A disastrous turn during date night

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Happy Birthday, ya crazy mallard!

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Thoughts on the portrayal of Weasels, Stoats and Foxes in the 2017 West End musical adaptation of The Wind in the Willows?

They made a WHAT?? and we weren't notified? We're owed royalties if it's based on the Disney version. Even though it was released after our deaths and we was redrawn. -Smartass

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It would appear I have competition!! -Psycho

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Friendly eclipse tips TOTALLY not ripped off from somebody else!!

Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience:

The people of Tennessee may have the best view but will also be the first to be sacrificed.

Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man heed it's dire warning.

Don't trust the squirrel with the child's face. It speaks only lies.

When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are it will disappear after the eclipse. Be careful it doesn't switch places, it will be a few decades before you get the chance to come back.

If you stare into the void, and it blinks first, you win. But the prize is insanity.

Werewolves are not only impossible to kill during an eclipse, they become SUPER WEREWOLVES.

Whatever you do don't buy any weird plants, we don't want a repeat of last time.

Apophis, the Moon Serpent, may try to eat you. Let him.

If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now your only falling apart, there's nothing you can do. This a different type of eclipse.

Seriously though.. don't look directly at it. -Psycho

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You're the weasel blog. And we're The ..... Weasel Blog. -Stupid

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual