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Mariner: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Tendi: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Tendi: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Tendi: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Rutherford: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Boimler: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Boimler’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Boimler: Well, that was a mistake.

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Boimler: How petty can you get?

Mariner: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Mariner: I turned out perfectly fine!

Boimler: Mariner, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Mariner: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Rutherford: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tendi: Your happiness? I live for that.

Mariner: A room? Get one.

Boimler: Hotel? Trivago.

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Jen: I’m in love with you.

Mariner: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Jen: I know.

Mariner: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Mariner: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Jen: Hi.

Mariner: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Mariner, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Rutherford: Gray.

Tendi: Grey.

Mariner, turning to Boimler: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Boimler: Dark white.

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Boimler, texting Mariner: pick up your phone

Mariner: can’t, lost my phone

Boimler: understood

Boimler, five hours later: you’re a terrible person, you’re killing me, y’a know that? You’re killing me.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Tendi: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Rutherford: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Mariner: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Boimler: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Mariner: *flips the board*

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Rutherford: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Rutherford: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Rutherford: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Boimler : I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Boimler : *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Tendi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Tendi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Mariner: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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