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it's so tiring how whenever there is a post (on any platform!) that talks about how a woman's choice to shave or wear make up etc does not exist in a vacuum, the comments are always without a fail full of people saying that actually the reason they personally choose to shave is because of sensory issues 馃槕 which i mean ok sure. but why not put that energy into choosing a time and a place
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently
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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be
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ladur茅e macarons
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bologna/genova/prato/modena/napoli/ostina
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Another springtime video with the sunrise light hitting the top of the grazing hills.
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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found my first and also only twitter profile which i used back in 2013... literally still how i type to this day
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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Professors are always like "make sure the scope of your project is narrow so that completion is feasible" ok well what if I want to know everything
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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Mini Vegan Lemon Tarts
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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they don't ever need to put the story feature on tumblr because i already do that myself when i delete my five note posts two hours later
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