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there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

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I DONT LIKE THIS WOLF

#I love that monstrous baby #I hope they are having such a good nap #And maybe a snack after if the first stoats bodies are still around #burrow's end #dimension 20

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Okay, yep, I believe you all now, I have been once again episode 2'd

HEY TEAM I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR EPISODE 2 OF FANTASY HIGH, EXU CALAMITY DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR THIS DEEPLY UNSETTLING MIX OF THE WHIMSICAL AND THE FUCKING INSANE

#a crown of candy #dimension 20 #THREE TIMES!? #MY GUY GOT KILLED THREE TIMES!?!

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I support it

Aabria what are you about to do?

#Not that she needs my permission or anything #I just like to support women's rights and wrongs

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"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

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HEY TEAM I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR EPISODE 2 OF FANTASY HIGH, EXU CALAMITY DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR THIS DEEPLY UNSETTLING MIX OF THE WHIMSICAL AND THE FUCKING INSANE

#dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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Bells Hells text posts bc i don't wanna do my homework

#critical role #critical role spoilers