madam-ex-president

[madam-ex-president]

are u alive-

I’ve thought about this question for a couple days now. I have requests for fanfics that I want to complete, and I thought I would when I had time but I’ve only gotten busier.

I lack the motivation but I’ll definitely try to revive myself 👍

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OMG I CANT BELIEVE THE GODDESS HERSELF IS HAVING HER OWN SERIES

Very much deserved imo

#bryce tankthrust #brandon rogers

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Bryce’s makeup in Brandon’s new video is 😍🥵

#brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust

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Ay! Do you roleplay?

The first and only time I tried I got nervous and never responded to the person because I was overwhelmed.

I haven’t been very active but I would be interested in trying again.

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9 to 5 by Dolly Parton plays in the distance

#I love this sooo sooo much yes!! #my pretty bitch #brandon rogers #brandon rogers fanart #brcu #bryce tankthrust #bryce tankthrust fanart #normal british series

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That smile 🤤

Bryce Tankthrust - CEOs during pride month

#brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust

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I refuse to believe that Bryce believes in God. I know it matches up with her being compared to Trump but come on

#brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #madame ex president

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Bryce Tankthrust saying “Hey, gorgeous!” at the beginning of a video was wondrous.

#brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust

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YES

Bryce Tankthrust - CEOs during pride month

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Love waking up to Bryce being an allied homophobic 🥰

#at least she tried #brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #pride month

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Bryce Tankthrust - Interviewing my Characters

#I love that crazy smile #never have I been more attracted to anyone in my life #it’s sad but I’m proud just to know our Red Queen exists #brandon rogers #brandon rogers bryce tankthrust #bryce tankthrust #the red queen

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Goddammit that part in Episode 16 when Bryce kills that Elmer…

It pisses me off so much, I love it.

#I won’t lie I’m feeling like Bobby Worst rn if you know what I mean #hey man I’m attracted to characters killing other characters #idk why but it’s a turn on #brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #elmer phitts #stuff & sam

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Rewatching Stuff & Sam and trying not to cream myself over Bryce again.

#that ruthless bitch she’s so imperfect #I love her #brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #stuff & sam

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I just got an extra boost so I might write that Bryce x Bobby fanfic that’s been my wip for months now.

#brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #bobby worst

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Masterlist

Elmer:

Yandere!Elmer x Reader

Sam:

Sam and Donna x Platonic!Reader Who Is LGBTQ+

Donna:

Sam and Donna x Platonic!Reader Who Is LGBTQ+

#brandon rogers #elmer #sam phitts x reader #brandon rogers fanfiction #brandon rogers donna #brandon rogers sam

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Alright, so just Sam, Donna, and Reader platonic headcanons with Reader being a part of the Gay Agenda. I think it would be hilarious because we all know Sam is in the closet but is still against the gays for some reason

Sam and Donna x Platonic!Reader Who Is LGBTQ+

I’m so sorry this took so long! My motivation for writing has gone down the gutter.

I will say that while I do think Donna is homophobic, I don’t think she is to the extent as Sam can be so I’ve toned down that side of her a bit. I will also mention that I’m not good with comedy so take that as you will and I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: homophobia, dirty jokes (expected)

Sam definitely gives you dirty looks sometimes

No need to worry though, if you take part in his charity work, videos, cards, etc. then he’ll just forget that little detail

You know, though. Everyone knows that he’s got some of the homosexual

Of course that means there’s only one thing to do: team up with Donna and try to get him to realize it

When in the car you’ll try to point out some hot man that might be walking down the sidewalk

If you’re a man/masculine leaning then he’ll just shift uncomfortably and say something like, “Well, whatever gets you to appreciate God’s gifts is none of my business, I guess.”

If you’re a woman/feminine leaning, “Oh, well isn’t that great! You’re finally understanding what a good hunk of a man should mean to you!”

“They’re talking about you, asshole!”

“Donna! I will not say it again. Shut that dirty mouth or I’m gonna tape it up with the soap inside it this time.”

“Oh, eat my ass!”

“I believe I have and that’s why I’m the one that cooks around the house now.”

It’s not an easy task.

Whenever you’re at their house, he’ll turn on Fox News with the volume extra loud

You better hope you don’t sleep over for a myriad of reasons

One of them being that he’ll try and whisper “correct” things in your hear at night

He says he learned that you’ll soak up the information better

Donna says she’s been doing the same with him since he’s moved in

Except she’s able to get him to sneak away and hide all of her less than legal possessions while still asleep (some in not so light places)

Sam won’t completely understand when you tell him that what he does is considered as offensive as “not loving the Lord” (you had to give him some type of baseline)

He doesn’t bother explaining his homophobia more than “it’s sinful to the ever so sizable Lord’s heart!”

Despite what he says, he would never wish harm upon you for who you are

He understands that he can’t understand what you’re “going through” or who exactly you are but he will be there for you

But he will not be there when Donna starts talking in detail about a few college girlfriends that she had less than friendly relationships with, in both ways

That story is something you both walk out for

#if you want a longer version of this or anything added feel free to ask again #tbh I only had a few scenarios in my head and I could have thought of more but this was more than a week in my ask box and I hate doing that #Brandon did an interview recently explaining that Sam would be him if he didn’t come out #I’ve seen tons of tropes in media with the homophobic gay #as much as I’d like to see Sam become more accepting and realize his gayness #it is an integral part of his character and would probably only be done once Brandon has decided to put him completely away #brandon rogers #sam phitts #brandon rogers sam #donna phitts #brandon rogers donna #sam phitts x reader #brandon rogers fanfiction #stuff & sam

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Wait do you actually do writing request? I want to ask before I ask anything. But if you don't thats alright because Im already just satisfied in sharing my thoughts about brandons videos :D

Yes! Thank you for asking! I don’t have any rules yet as I am still pretty new at this but as I get more requests I’ll hone in on what I like and don’t like to write.

I enjoy any asks sent my way!