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magiefish · 5 hours
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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magiefish · 8 hours
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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magiefish · 17 hours
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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
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magiefish · 17 hours
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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
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magiefish · 17 hours
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magiefish · 17 hours
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“It’s the common lament of the ace to be infantilized, viewed as static, standing still, trapped in amber. Those close to us will outgrow us and leave us behind. We’ll end up alone because we will never be recognized as adults by society. […] When people look at me, they don’t see someone who has years of work and even managerial experience, who is financially stable and owns a home. They don’t see someone who has a partnership and two failed marriage proposals in their past and has outgrown them rather than been outgrown. They don’t see someone who has gray in their hair… although to be fair to them, it’s not usually visible.”
— Growing Up, Growing Into, Growing Out, Outgrowing
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magiefish · 17 hours
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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people
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magiefish · 17 hours
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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.
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magiefish · 23 hours
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
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magiefish · 1 day
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brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
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magiefish · 2 days
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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magiefish · 2 days
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redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!
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magiefish · 2 days
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The two twins…
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magiefish · 2 days
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Like, I would assume they'd just killed him except for the fact that the department was called 'Personal Adjustments'? Like, bro, what are you adjusting??
Because the section of the app that he used was called 'Personal Projection Short Selling' and short selling refers to when you buy and sell a stock you know is going to decrease in value in order to make short term money (or something like that), and personal projection obviously refers to projecting what you think your future will be, so the names here obviously aren't being carelessly chosen.
And the last time 'adjustments' were mentioned was when the woman from Tmagp 2 was making 'adjustments' to herself.
I just don't see a lot of people talking about this or the implications of it??? Because if these guys are another bunch of externals, then the UK government appear to be collaborating with a trading company run by bugs that turn people into something else.
So did that guy metamorphose into a bug at the end of that episode or what?
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magiefish · 2 days
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magiefish · 2 days
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magiefish · 2 days
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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol
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