sam: bill, harry, i love you and all, but can i ask what in the world are you doing?
bill, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that harry is sitting atop: oh, nothing much
harry: i love you too :)
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sophie: where's sky?
sam: around.
sophie: around?
sophie: you don't have a clue, do you?
sky, dropping down from above: did you know there's a space above the ceiling?
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sky: hey, joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
sam: cool.
sky: do you know who joe is?
sam: JOE MAMA!
bill, not even looking up from his phone: damn, that backfired.
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harry, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with, uh, seven espresso shots.
sam, in line behind him: jesus christ, just do cocaine.
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donna: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
rosie: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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donna: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
rosie: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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sam: i feel so burnt out.
donna: don't worry, it'll be over soon.
sam: are you going to... assesinate me?
donna: well, not if you're expecting it.
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Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
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[texting]
sophie: HAHSUAUSKGSHE
harry: what鈥檚 that
sophie: it鈥檚 a keyboard smash
harry: how do you do that
sophie: just press anything
harry: 8
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