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(via And bread crumbs? Nice. : tumblr)

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To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.

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A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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I love this! One of my favorite things about Superman comics is the ways they adapt (or don’t) to changes in journalism and information technology, and this sort of scenario is exactly why.

Uh oh.

#superman #lois lane

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Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

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It’s silly to feel silly about bat wings.

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xkcd 2016/07/08, “The Legend of Gnome Ann” [source]

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List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

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what if Mario was extremely egotistical and Sonic was more modest

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

fuck

hobbies

FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu

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glad i got a warning for this highly sensitive content