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"It's Valentines Day and all you got me was lousy chocolates?"

"Actually, the chocolates are alien chocolates so they'll probably kill you."

#tenrose #lowkey

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🫀and 15. blood?

me when i held a gun to your head so you’d request this 🔫 🔫

everything is teeth

He’d dreamt of her hungry. A sick wish, a detestable longing. He found her starving, a macabre reality. Nightmare made flesh. Twisted, wretched, bone-lined flesh. 

He finds her beneath trees, thin limbs on crushed leaves. She doesn’t notice him, red neon lettering flashing in the dark of her eyes. Vacant. She’s a vision of tragedy, draped in loss like silk. Her hair blending into soil, prepared to burrow beneath it like roots, let her hide in the earth like she’s supposed to. 

He supposes it his biggest flaw, his last large transgression where she’s concerned. He’d unearth her, always. Dirt-caked cuticles dragging her from the depths, it's what he promised, quietly with no one to hear him. 

She’s small- below the trees; curled in white- stained with blood and dirt. Cherry-red rivers soaking the cotton of her dress. Caked around her lips and chin- it smells wrong; the blood. Putrid puked notes perfuming the clearing. Bunny blooded bile soaking the recently slain girl where she lies. He steps forward, shoes crushing deceased leaves. She startles at that, springing up in a ruckus of dust and bark. Her eyes find him immediately, bathed in blue. The doe depths still so full of life. Filling with questions like water as she stares at him in the arctic light. She looks cold, as do the woods. He can see now, as faint drops of dew slide along her, winter mornings sloth. Leaving lines in the blood as they run down her neck.

Her face is a fascinating cocktail of surprise and everything but. Mouth O’d but eyes squinted. She doesn’t say his name, that shatters him just a little. Shifting on her knees, pulling them from beneath her to lean against the bark, tucking them up to rest below her chin. She shifts her head to the side, a question to the untrained eye. He sees through her, through the shattered exterior where it truly lies. A demand, an order, a gift. 

He falls alongside her, propped shoulder to shoulder against the tree. He says nothing and waits, as good men should.

He doesn’t wait long as seconds after he aligns himself with the oak she tumbles. Still curled she slides sideways, landing easily in the cradle of his lap. Hair falling over his wrist and thigh to the dirt, strands begging to burrow. He wraps the mass in his hand under the guise of supporting her head. Thwarting her return, keeping her with him. 

She shakes, rattles like a snake in his arms. He lays a large hand on her side, calming, alarming. His fingers sliding between the prominent bones of her ribcage. Too much of her held in one palm. Too little of her left out of his hands. She soothes as he spirals, rage flowing with the blood in his veins. She turns into him, forehead burrowing into the base of his abdomen. He lets her hide, would let her slice him open and stay curled within him if she asked. Let himself grow roots around her. Be consumed by nature as he’s consumed by her. 

He brings his hand from her ribs, taking his handkerchief from his pocket while his hands rattle with stolen shakes. 

“Look at me please,” he says, fury absent from his tone. As soft as the fur on the bunny's still-warm corpse. She obeys, finding him with watered eyes. Misty as the surrounding clearing. His other hand stays submerged in her hair, tangled like dirt in the dark brown roots. He lifts her head, bending a knee upwards to support her torso as he wipes the rejected blood from her chin.

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being a writer is just constant "I wish I wrote that!"

#writeblr #writers on tumblr

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Study of a snowy landscape at dusk.

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character-centric stories you can write in 1K or less

where did they get that shirt they wear in that one scene?

what is their typical morning routine?

what song got stuck in their head when they were in the grocery store just now and how do they feel about that?

what would happen to a houseplant in their care?

they're talking a 5 hour flight in economy class and they paid to choose their seat - which one do they go for?

how do they achieve a fully-assembled piece of IKEA furniture?

how would they deal with a malfunctioning computer?

what gives them ASMR - and is it a pleasant or unpleasant feeling?

what helps them fall asleep at night?

how do they behave when they have a bad cold? allergies? a migraine?

they have accidentally caused a fire - how did they do it and how do they react to it?

they are at the club - is this a good situation for them?

what is their opinion of street performers?

which social media platform(s) they use and which they hate

how do they feel about the idea that the tomato is a fruit?

where do they stand on Pluto, vis a vis its planetary status?

what would they do for a Klondike bar?

what kink did they learn about by accident on the internet, and they don't have it but they get it

who is their celebrity crush?

who is their small-time personal nemesis, separate from any big bad in the show (think neighbour, coworker, mail carrier etc.) and why do they hate them so much?

what is the last greeting card they bought? what occasion, who did they give it to, and what was the message inside?

what have they been putting off forever, even though it will only take 10 minutes?

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i'm sorry, but the sensual chemistry in this show?????????? they didn't say a single word to each other, weren't even looking at each other, but that scene of austin cleaning up the spilled brandy off kate's suit jacket???????? WOWWOW

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obsessed with dynamic between Hal and Katherine like he's aware he shouldn't be in power (is he?), but he believes in nothing more than her and her abilities and her worthiness of power while she is kicking, fighting, screaming (literally) against it, BUT when he puts her in front of something she is so brilliant and strangely tender-hearted that she's almost compulsively competent, so he's going to use all the tools in his tool belt to get her in front of the roles she is worthy of that will allow her to make the world a better place, and in the meantime yeah, she would like a divorce and maybe he would give it to her, but ultimately given the fact that 1) a divorce doesn't look good on a woman up for the vice presidency and 2) she can't even remember to eat breakfast unless he tricks her into eating HIS leftovers and 3) she doesn't have the social graces or ambitions to get in the door, and besides 4) he's so "helplessly devoted" to her that he literally physically cannot be with another woman no matter how much easier it would make life for him (and Kate, ie the divorce would be easier), so they're partners whether she likes it or not (it's complicated), and she needs him more than she wants to and he wants her to reach her full potential so much that he'll do whatever he needs to do in order to get there even if it means she hates him half the time.

"If everybody hates you it all stops."

"Does it? You hate me, and I'm sitting on your bed."

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if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

#julie plec #Marlene king #lol

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This song is so THEM

#this is gaylor proof

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firstprince edit to peace by Taylor Swift when?

#rwrb edit #rwrb #taylor Swift #firstprince #alex and henry #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor

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I Can See You and rwrb once again

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THATS HOW YOU GET THE BOY

Based on @daffodilsonaprettystring post

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I CAN SEE YOU AND RWRB!!

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TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ as ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ in Red White & Royal Blue (2023)

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Hi guys, would absolutely mean the whole world to me if you guys could please share my tipping jar, inrprnt or patreon. My mom has been in and out of the hospital bc of what was at first her glaucoma and and sepsis recovery... And every time she goes, they keep finding smth wrong. Today is another Big Checkup to see if she is healthy enough to finally do her eye surgery.

I do commissions, but because two of my devices broke this month, I've accumulated a work debt and had to raise my prices. I've no wiggle room at all, and both imprnt and patreon has been bugging out. Having so much trouble earning a living.

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I’m flying to London tonight. Just hold on until I get there. We’ll figure this out. Hurry. Please. I’ll break the sound barrier for you.

for @chaosandwolves ♡

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so here's the thing, i have neither read nor watch red, white & royal blue. all i know about it is that the first son of the US President and the Crown Prince of England date. what I do know about is many of the legalities and processes of giving gifts to the presidential family. a lot of it is more regulations than law and a lot of it is determined by the administration and how strictly they follow protocol but assuming the administration in this world is diligent and adheres to strict policies, oh boy is the idea of a member of the first family dating a foreign head of state hilarious on a behind the scenes bureaucratic level.

cause here's the thing: any gift from a foreign head of state (which includes heirs to thrones, family members of elected officials, and members of royal families) is documented. anything under a certain dollar threshold ($375 during the Obama administration) can be kept, no questions asked. anything over that threshold can be kept if either bought at market value (with money going to the department of state) or filed as part of taxes. everything over the threshold is supposed to be shared publicly via the federal register (example: the 2013 federal register)

but the thing is, even those gifts below $375 have to be documented. so let's say, hypothetically, the First Son and the Crown Prince dated. every single gift given to the First Son would need to be processed by the White House Gift Office. he could choose to keep it afterwards if it's below $375, absolutely no questions asked. but some poor pencil pusher in the white house gift office would need to document every flower, every mix tape, every framed photograph given from one boyfriend to the other. these probably would not be made public due to being below the dollar threshold, but the records of them existing would be saved in the national archives forever.

i truly cannot stop thinking about this.

#HISTORY HUH??!!!!? #SCREAMING