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You know, these new apocalypse prophecies just don't carry a punch. 'Oooo, the illuminati is going to perform a mass human sacrifice under the guise of the eclipse.' Big deal. 'Oooo, the path of the eclipse lines up with the seven cities of Neutrogena and when the sun is covered then everyone that got vaccinated is going to turn into a zombie.' I'm so scared.

Bring back 'huge fucking wolf eats the sun.' That's a classic that never gets old.

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new digimon meme redraw augh why did i spend 4 hours on this xD i love cernumon no cap

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Don't blame you, they're just a Gatomon ripoff

Honestly, I just can't bring myself to like Meicoomon despite being a cat person. Poor character writing maybe?

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Go Fash Lose Cash I wish I could take credit for that.

*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

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Good!

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#060.5 - Poliwag are aquatic Pokemon that have recently grown legs; as such, they prefer swimming to trying to stand, and are inept at walking until their legs are stronger. As Poliwag age, they grow more adapt with walking on land, though they can’t do much fighting with their developing arms. As they spend more time on land and less in the water, their tail begins to recede and they produce a slimy coating from their pores to keep their skin moist. The thin skin on their abdomen shows their spiral innards; it is said that the direction of their spirals differs by area.

#061.51 - Poliwhirl are capable of living in or out of water; though they prefer to live underwater, where their is less danger. When out of water, they sweat to keep their body wet and slick, which allows them to easily slip and slide out of the clutches of any enemy in battle. Poliwhirl are Pokemon who have a branching evolutionary path, and may undergo two different evolutions depending on their daily habits, environment, and preferences. Poliwhirl who spend all their time in the water swimming long distances and their time on land training and practicing their punches, will evolve into the Water/Fighting-type Poliwrath.

Named: Poliwag - Poliwobble - Poliwhirl - Poliwham - Poliwrath

#061.52 - Poliwhirl who lack a fighting spirit, but possess a dignified determination may evolve into Politoed. These special Poliwhirl are more rare, though their evolution can also be triggered through exposure to a King’s Rock. Maturing Polipad and Politoed have an echoing cry that sounds like bellowing; Poliwag and Poliwhirl who hear their echoing cry respond by gathering far and wide, looking for protection and a ruler to guide them. The curled hair on Politoed’s head is proof of their status as king. It is said that the longer and more curled the hair, the more respect an individual earns from its peers.

Named: Poliwag - Poliwobble - Poliwhirl - Polipad - Politoed

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I still remember the nurses who laughed at me after major spine surgery when I was walking around with my butt out because I didn't know to bring shorts to the hospital and wasn't allowed to double my gowns due to the incision location. I still remember the aid who told me that I smelled after days of being unable to move my limbs or get out of bed while sweating uncontrollably from spinal shock and agonizing pain. I sat and cried after that because I had overcome so much that hospital stay just to be dehumanized. Never did they ask if I wanted something to cover up or assistance bathing. Just laughed at me and joked with each other.

I also remember the nurse who checked on me extra during the night with a hospital stay in the middle of covid because they kicked my mom out and I have trauma about being in the hospital alone. She made extra visits to make sure I was okay just like she promised my mom. I remember the nurse who held my hand and called me honey as my limbs trashed and shook from spinal shock.

Basically being a good nurse and being a bad nurse to patients does stay with a person. It's been years and many other hospital stays since a lot of these instances and I still remember them clearly. I know nurses are burnt out, traumatized, and exhausted. Nurses deserve better treatment. But so do patients.

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Jump cut to him sending the troops to attack protests at colleges.

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My latest cartoon for today's Boston Globe.

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Behold, one of the top choices for Trump's VP.

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Superman: Red & Blue #6 - the Special

Awwwww.

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At 3 PM EST

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Welp!