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4 Steps To Tracking Success On Your Website

4 Steps to Tracking Success on Your Website   Building a website is one thing, but tracking its success is a different beast entirely.   If… https://digitalmarketingwebdesign.com/4-steps-to-tracking-success-on-your-website/

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Salephobia (fear of being sold)

Who of you reading this gets anxiety just by being asked “Can I help you?” from a store clerk? Do you specifically go into Mission Impossible mode to avoid them? 

You may have salephobia. 

Don’t worry, this condition is treatable. Here is a comprehensive list of known remedies.

How to manage salephobia:

1. Take a warm bubble bath with essential oils.

2. Drink one glass of Italian red wine daily. I recommend Negroamaro or Malvasia.

3. Shop online but avoid looking at areas where advertisements may appear #triggers.

4. Don’t watch T.V.

5. Delete Instagram, Facebook, and Youtube. 

If you follow these steps you should feel immediate relief within 2-3 weeks.

If feelings persist you may need to take a more aggressive approach. Sign up for our Salephobia Begone course for only $599.97! Our 1 hour course will give you all the skills you need to cope with salephobia and get control of your life. But wait, SIGN UP NOW and you’ll get 50% off! Yes that’s $5,000 worth of state of the art learning for only $299.99! Sign up! Sign up! Sign up!

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An excellent resource for copywriters and solopreneurs

A high bounce rate is a clear indication of a poor quality website.

Discover what bounce rate is and how you can reduce it in just 500 words (2 minute read)…

https://www.einsteinmarketer.com/reduce-bounce-rate/

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Great copy can make a bad product attractive, but a great product and great copy is irresistible.

Mateo Cavestany

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