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“The gleaming stars all about the shining moon Hide their bright faces, when full-orbed and splendid In the sky she floats, flooding the shadowed earth with clear silver light."

My blog is private, Indie, Highly Selective, Mutuals Only Legend of Zelda Multimuse including canon characters and ocs from Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Four Swords Adventures. 21+ mun.

Penned by Marie, follows from vigilantdesert

#queued #self promo #follow me here! #Gonna keep this up for archives oc #I'm going to be continuing threads over there too

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“The gleaming stars all about the shining moon Hide their bright faces, when full-orbed and splendid In the sky she floats, flooding the shadowed earth with clear silver light."

My blog is private, Indie, Highly Selective, Mutuals Only Legend of Zelda Multimuse including canon characters and ocs from Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Four Swords Adventures. 21+ mun.

Penned by Marie, follows from vigilantdesert

#self promo #follow me here! #Gonna keep this up for archives oc #queued

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I'm moving Nabs to a multimuse - her muse waxes and wanes, and I want to have a few other characters, so she'll be joining her sisters on unblemisheddesertflower

“The gleaming stars all about the shining moon Hide their bright faces, when full-orbed and splendid In the sky she floats, flooding the shadowed earth with clear silver light."

My blog is private, Indie, Highly Selective, Mutuals Only Legend of Zelda Multimuse including canon characters and ocs from Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Four Swords Adventures. 21+ mun.

Penned by Marie, follows from vigilantdesert

#self promo #follow me here! #Gonna keep this up for archives oc

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サリアらくがき 2021

#queued #fanart

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On anon, tell my muse what they need to hear

It can be good, can be bad - it can be OFF anon. It's your choice.

#memes #queued

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Send me a 🔗 for our muses to be handcuffed to each other.

#time to cause problems hehehe #memes #queued

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Commission of Ganondorf learning piano to impress Link when he comes back.

#queued #fanarts #Ganondorf bangin out the tunes thursday #or whatever it is when this posts

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Things Overheard At Con

A small little crack centered sentence starter meme based on things I overheard at a convention I went to a few months ago

“Maybe men will pay me to step on them”

“Are they seriously doing futabari right now? I’d get way too turned on right now”

“Oh, Tim allen, he got arrested for cocaine”

“MY BAD. IM DRUNK AND STONED MY MEMORY IS SHIT, OKAY?”

“Hope this boomer understands the problem is objectifying women”

“Dying in the kiln rn. Not just exploding. Dying.”

“Let’s go through the sewers”

“All my snakes are solid”

“I have the weapon to surpass metal gear right here”

“I just wanna be drunk”

“Cuz I wanna be choked hard today”

“Oh mine are fake”

“I got his bitch ass brother”

“She’s more tsundere than anything”

#Memes #Queued

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Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person!

#Memes #queued

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what the fuck rp starters

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

#queued #memes

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🌙  *  ―     𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐒  (  prompts for the five senses. add [reversed] to reverse the action. feel free to change wording as needed & add details )

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇.

[ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 ] ― sender wraps a soft blanket around receiver’s shoulders [ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐊 ] ― sender and receiver fall into bed together on silk sheets [ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender pulls receiver’s hair ( gently / hard ) [ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 ] ― sender strokes receiver’s hair [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender brushes receiver’s hair [ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender paints a picture onto part of receiver’s body ( specify what & where ) [ 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender traces their fingertips over receiver’s body [ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender traces a scar on receiver’s body [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] ― sender reaches out to hold receiver’s hand [ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 ] ― sender worships receiver’s body

𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄.

[ 𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver something they’ve never tried before ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sour ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sweet ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender feeds receiver something spicy ( specify what ) [ 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender kisses receiver to taste the lingering flavour of what they ate or drank on their lips ( specify what ) [ 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood [ 𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver soup when they’ve fallen ill [ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ] ― sender makes receiver a cocktail to try [ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender cooks receiver their favourite meal [ 𝐓𝐑𝐘 ] ―  sender gives receiver a taste of what they’re cooking / baking for their opinion

𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

[ 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃 ] ― sender blindfolds receiver [ 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver see each other again after a period of being apart [ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender notices something different about receiver ( injury / haircut / tattoo / piercing / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender greets receiver in formal partywear ( feel free to add detail ) [ 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐒 ] ― sender takes receiver to see lanterns in the sky [ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender and receiver lay under the stars to stargaze [ 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver lock eyes across the room [ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender and receiver see a shadow move out the corner of their eye [ 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 ] ― sender and receive watch as something burns ( candles / a building / a campfire / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender takes receiver to the aquarium to watch the sea life [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊 ] ― sender recognises receiver at a masquerade party

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.

[ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 ] ― sender puts on the radio to listen to music with receiver [ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 ] ― sender plays receiver their favourite song on an instrument ( specify what ) [ 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ] ― sender and receiver are in bed together while rain lashes against the windows / tent / etc [ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender whispers something in receiver’s ear ( specify what ) [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender asks receiver for a dance upon hearing a song [ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver hear a sound when they should be alone ( footsteps / creaking floorboards / a scream / etc ) [ 𝐇𝐔𝐌 ] ― sender hums a lullaby to lull receiver to sleep [ 𝐌𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐃 ] ― sender comforts a temporally deaf receiver after a loud sound ( gunshot / explosion / etc ) [ 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 ] ― sender calms receiver down from a panic attack in a loud place [ 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender and receiver hear a muffled sound from another room / outside ( music / people / creature / etc ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender hears receiver crying and approaches comfort them

𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋.

[ 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇 ] ― sender puts a scented bath bomb into receiver’s bath [ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 ] ― sender lights a scented candle for receiver [ 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender puts perfume / aftershave on receiver’s ( wrist / neck / cheek ) [ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender inhales receiver’s scent [ 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊 ] ― sender is drawn to the kitchen by receiver’s cooking [ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒 ] ― sender steals an item of receiver’s clothes because it smells like them [ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender notices receiver smells of their shampoo / shower gel [ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender gives receiver flowers [ 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender helps clean receiver after a long day / stressful situation [ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver walk through the sewers to escape capture / avoid detection / chase someone [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender massages receiver with a scented oil

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It takes a lot to be a hero

#queued #fanart #oh ;w;

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Misc. Ask Meme

❣️ - What are their love languages? 🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like? 🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general? 🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself? 🍷- How do they feel about alcohol? 🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking? 🎮 - What’s their favorite game? 💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection? 🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about? 🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer? 📱 - What social media do they use the most? 👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like? 🐒 - What’s their favorite animal? 🧳 - What countries have they been to? 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand? 🎨 - What’s their favorite color? ☂️ - How do they feel about rain? 🎶 - What’s a song they really like? 🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies? 💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep? 🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride? 🗺️ - What languages do they speak? 🍳 - How well can they cook? 🍪 - How well can they bake? 💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)? 👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress? 💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side? ☕ - Coffee or tea? 💀 - How do they feel about horror movies? 🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them? 💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them? 🍽️ - What’s their favorite food? 🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids? 🐾 - Do they have any pets? 💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.) 🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns? 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings? 🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them? 🌳 - What’s their extended family like? 🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

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alice’s restaurant massacree (1967) feel free to change as needed.

you can get anything you want at alice’s restaurant.

it’s around the back.

just half a mile from a railroad track.

now, it all started two thanksgivings ago. 

they got a lot of room downstairs. 

well, we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across the dump saying, “closed on thanksgiving”. 

one big pile is better than two little piles. 

just wanted to know if you had any information about it. 

i cannot tell a lie. 

after speaking to [name/pronoun] for about forty-five minutes on the telephone, we finally arrived at the truth of the matter. 

shut up, kid.

get in the back of the patrol car. 

i wanna tell you about the town of [town, state] where this happened.

everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. 

they had all kinds of cop equipment. 

kid, i’m going to put you in the cell, i want your wallet and your belt.

did you think i was going to hang myself for littering?

we had a dinner that couldn’t be beat, and didn’t get up until the next morning.

there wasn’t nothing he could do about it. 

but that’s not what i came to tell you about.

got good and drunk the night before, so i looked and felt my best when i went in that morning.

i wanted to look like the all-american kid from new york city. 

i was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly things. 

kid, see the psychiatrist. 

i wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. 

i started jumping up and down yelling, “kill, kill”!

kill, kill!

you’re our boy. 

i was there for two hours, three hours, four hours.

i was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly things. 

i was just having a tough time there. 

kid, we only got one question: have you ever been arrested?

kid, did you ever go to court? 

now, kid!

there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly looking people there. 

what were you arrested for, kid?

they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench.

we wanna know details of the crime, time of the crime, and any other kind of thing you gotta say pertaining to and about the crime.

he talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word he said.

kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?

you got a lot of damn gall to ask me if i’ve rehabilitated myself.

kid, we don’t like your kind. 

we’re gonna send your fingerprints off to washington. 

you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation.

and friends, they may think it’s a movement! 

that was horrible. 

if you want to end war and stuff, you got to sing loud. 

i’m not proud… or tired.

this time with four part harmony and feeling.

we’re just waiting for it to come around is what we’re doing. 

#queued #memes #and you can get anything you want at alice's restaurant #waLK RIGHT IN ITS AROUND THE TRACK #JUST A HALF A MILE FROM THE RAILROAD TRACK

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Grubba Gang Sentence Starters

aka shit my discord squad has said. Periodically updated.

Mostly crack + NSFT.

“STOP BEING HORNY!”

“I’M NOT BEING HORNY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!”

“Santa isn’t real and Jesus never happened.”

“CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE BABY WE’RE GOING TO YANDERE DIVORCE COURT.”

“I’ll be having evil intercourse.”

“I prostate myself jingling miserably on the floor for nothing.”

“God I would stab a man for a dorito.”

“How many people have you put in Jigsaw traps? I’m not a cop by the way.”

“Wish my mans would call me Slupert Doobert.”

“THANKS! I’M GOING TO SMITE YOU FOR YOUR HUBRIS NOW!”

“Shut the fuck up none of you can truly understand barbie horse adventures mystery ride.”

“Bold of you to presume we talk about anything except getting nut in here.”

“ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET RAWED ON THE FIRST DATE AND YOU SAID NO LIKE SOME FUCKING GENTLEMAN-”

“My vore gets me bitches.”

“ [Name]   we’re gonna watch the barbie movies and im gonna sell my nudes.”

“I don’t know about you but Santa Claus could SMASH.”

“Just kidding. I want to pull you apart like a twizzler.”

“Sometimes I crave that real flesh.”

“One minute you’re talking about nutting the next you’re talking about when you were 6 year olds and first learned the feeling of betrayal.”

“Gnomes WILL be held accountable for their crimes.”

“  Tsk. No cloaca. No meaning.”

“Are you gonna eat your girls pussy like some sort of democrat, or vore her like a man?”

“ I am the clown that entertains this nuclear wasteland of comedy.”

“Are you thinking about the gnome party?”

“[NAME] if there’s ONE thing i know about you it’s that you don’t wear pants unless absolutely necessary.”

“Damn. It was never as easy as blues clues made it seem!”

“I’m going to fucking cain and abel you.”

“IM REQUIRED BY LAW TO SUCK HIS DICK NOW-”

“Your ass is grass and I’m an ape.”

“Hey anyone wanna fuck.”

“Not to flex on you but im something of a manlet.”

“I’m on a sexual clown journey.”

“Post the image, you stupid fruit.”

“God I gotta say I do love being me sometimes? Because I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”

“It’ll be fine. Ain’t you ever seen Hamilton?”

“Can we stop talking about my asshole?”

“It has been 2 days since our last slur.” / “it’s been 0 days since our last slur.”

“I’m ‘bout to be real with you, chief, I’m bout to bust them fucking kneecaps.”

“Will my life ever know peace?”

“Let’s just say if I had to see [NAME] in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

“Let’s just say if I had to see Mr. Blobby in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

“What the absolute FUCK have I walked into.”

“[NAME] comes within five feet of my pussy and I have to beat them away with a pool noodle.”

“I want cock. Now.”

“Shut the fuck up [NAME] there’s girls here!”

“IS [NAME] IN HEAT?”

“WE’VE BEEN ARGUING OVER [NAME]’S FEET FOR THREE DAYS.”

“Yes, love of my life? My Pizza Hut pan pizza? My 2 for 4 deal?“

“I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but, [NAME] is an absolute snacc.”

“You’re right. You are going to get hate.”

“For the love of God shut the fuck up.”

“In the past 24 hours you have said several horrible things to me.”

“I also want to see fat demon cock.”

“Gra ta ta swag bitch.”

“I’M HERE TO GET SEXUAL.”

“Please don’t call [NAME] sexy ever again.”

“Shut up, fruit.”

“GOD IS MY BITCH AND HE SUCKED MY DICK BEHIND A 7/11.”

“[NAME] I love you but what are you doing man?”

“Eat or I’ll send Steve Harvey after you.”

“I wanna be rammed so hard my anal cavity prolapses.”

“[NAME] if it was life or death would you yank the dildo outta my ass?”

“What’s the lore behind a dildo being in your ass and someone will die of circumstances because of it?”

“  NO!! THE POPE CANT BE HORNY!!”

“Don’t get me wrong, Lola bunny could take a jack hammer to my nuts and I’d thank her, but she also is the best basketball player ever.”

“[NAME]’s exquisite boobs will not protect him from feral [NAME] and that is a promise!”

“whats a little cum inflation among friends”

“On fridays we gaslight our white boys for enrichment.”

“Ain’t that the shit the lucky charms dude says? If you wanna find the fruit you gotta suck-o me nut?    …or maybe thats fruit loops.“

“He’s shown feet, the next logical step is ass”

“[NAME] I got money on you crying right now. Not to freak you out, but -”

“I have RED VELVET in my BIG ASS TITTIES”

“Give this child a prison uniform I’m tired of him.”

“Theres only so much i can do to stop white people”

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT SQUIRTING [NAME]”

“I LOVE ARGUING WITH MEN OVER THE INTERNET. MY PORES ARE CLEAR.”

“I died in a tragic lip gloss accident and only by the grace of god do i live on.”

“You will never match his swag.”

“Hannibal is always based?”

“You know who else eats people? Christians. Grow up.”

“He’s gender-nonconforming as fuck with those eyelashses"

“I just fucked yo’ bitch in my Gucci clown drip.”

“She is to marry what we in the business call a little fucking freak.”

“TRY GETTING A JOB AT SCOOPS AHOY NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD!”

“The goal of art is to piss off as many people as possible.”

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

“YOU HAVE THE GALL. TO COMPARE BEETHOVEN TO THE FUCKING BEATLES?!?”

“ I got heckled to sing Rainbow Connection.“

“Do I make you horny, baby?”

“  WOW I GET IT! YOU’RE A WHORE I SEE NOW!”

“Wow, he looks like shit. I could suck him silly.”

“I could suck him silly.”

“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”

“I could change jfk… WAIT AM I MARILYN MONROE?”

“Im so used to jumping in front of the gun that i didn’t realize the gun wasn’t loaded.”

“  this guy is like PG13 Hannibal.  “

��you met me at a very frank floppa time in my life.”

“To put it simply you are the cave full of bluntsmoken and the world is your little german boy OoOO”

“I WANT YOUR GODDAMN SLOPPY JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE” -

“oh do not call him that ill cum on the spot”

“FUCK OFF. YOU’RE SICK.”

“NO ONE EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF THE DOG!!”

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

“well that was nice im gonna go walk some more until i die now”

“Love will always triumph.”

”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR VENOM, WHY CAN’T YOU?“

”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR [NAME], WHY CAN’T YOU?“

“the fist of ‘87 thats what they call me.”

“the WORST SEX youve ever seen”

“My god i would shampoo his ball hair with my saliva …”

“ALL I HAD WAS LACTATION!”

“I’m Catholic so of course I rejected help, but and however…“

“i am a feminist and a woman-lover but first and foremost i am a hater”

“i love women but some of these bitches are boring-”

“I FAILED AT BECOMING RACIST.”

“YOURE NOT VAN GOGH BITCH!!!!”

“ i need cocaine …………….. “

“……..What Are We DOING?”

“If you were a pickle I’d eat you but i’d still love you”

“YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES YOU OBSESS OVER BOYS WELL MY MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES ME OBSESS OVER YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS.”

“bigfoot is sexy, [NAME]”

“you know what?? friendship IS magic.”

“i would suck off any of my friends”

“when gods choir sings, will bigfoot not be among them?”

“Call [NAME] a wedding cake the way im paying women to sit on him.”

“I WAS CHURNING THY BUTTER.”

“Hon hon baguette go to hell.”

“Avert thine lustful eyes away from my daughter, fiend.”

“AS A SOCIETY we should be making sure that women do not do be dying!!!”

“How many innuendos can we make in 3 minutes?”

“Yeah, no, I’m not in the habit of dropping slurs casually. I do it competitively.”

“She’s cute! Can’t wait to watch her get spitroasted.”

“We serve cunt here, sir.”

“Bitch I don’t like milk. Its White. Its NASTY—”

“I’m not going to suck him silly. This is serious to me.”

“if [NAME] looked like a drowned rat they wouldnt get nearly as much love.”

“Yes girl we explore Jesus.”

“i work in the tuberculosis ward, and I do occasionally peak into the polio ward but I won’t go into the small pox ward ykwim”

“i hate penis when it’s normal you know what i mean”

“WHO THE FUCK HATED ON MY AUTISTIC SHAWTY”

“You’re afraid of unsalted nut but allow white penis into your body”

“I’m doing research on the clitoris”

"He has the gentle eyes of a baby cow and the face of bacon and he’s my BEST FRIEND. ”

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all about scars … sentence starters

from literary / lyrical sources + my own brain 

“I still have the scars.”

“It’s not gonna scar, is it?“

“I’m grateful for every scar.”

“Scars of glory on our skin…”

“Do old scars ever stop hurting?”

“I still have proof in form of scars.”

“All I’m left with is this scar tissue.”

“I’m tired of these scars all over me.”

“Got a lot of scars that you can’t see.”

“Take me with all of my beautiful scars.”

“Scars are just another kind of memory.“

“Good hearts don’t leave scars like that.”

“The scars of your love remind me of us.”

“Still got scars on my back from your knife.“

“I’ve learned to be ashamed of all my scars.”

“The best people all have some kind of scar.”

“I was too young for these scars on my heart.”

“All these scars, they remind me of who I am.”

“You’ve got scars on your body and your soul.”

“You’ll always be the deepest scar on my heart.“

“Made it through, lived to tell, and the scars to prove it.”

“Show me the places where the others gave you scars.”

“I tried to conceal these scars under lace. I want to be soft…”

“My heart has scars. If I’m not careful, they’ll pull me right apart.”

“A scar is a healing. After injury, a scar is what makes you whole.“

“Scars. A sign that you had been hurt. A sign that you had healed.“

“It still hurts underneath my scars from when they pulled me apart.”

“It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.“

“He showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that I had none.“

“The journey may leave a scar. But scars can heal and reveal just where you are.”

“Some scars don’t hurt. Some scars are numb. Some scars rid you of the capacity to feel anything ever again.“

“Some people see scars, and it is wounding they remember. To me they are proof of the fact that there is healing.”

“My scars show pain and suffering, but they also show my will to survive. They’re part of my history that’ll always be there.“

“I was glad for the stitches, glad it would show, that there would be scars. What was the point in just being hurt on the inside? It should bloody well show.“

“Other times, I look at my scars and see something else: a girl who was trying to cope with something horrible that she should never have had to live through at all.”

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