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My babies! All finished.

Full set (11): $30 AUD

Single: $4 AUD

Set of 3: $10 AUD

Postage: $4 AUD

International postage: $7 AUD

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Skel-bros’ pet names headcanons, pt2

Ink Sans: He often forgets his nicknames for you, calling you different things most of the time. But you see “Sweetie” reoccur the most.

Error Sans: He won’t call you anything other than “Glich” or “Human” when in the presence of others. Maybe your name if he slips up. “Puppet” isn’t the the most affectionate name, but coming from him, it’s the sweetest thing you’re gonna get.

Dreamtale Sans: This little ray of sunshine is likely to call you, get this, “Sunshine”. And if not, then expect “Love” or something to that effect.

Nightmare Sans: Being one of the more, well, evil of the evil Sans’ it’ll probably take some time for him to call you anything... nice. Once he does though chances are it’s going to be “Dear” or “Daling”.

Underfresh Sans/Fresh: (Sorry not sorry) “Bruh”, “Borsky”, “Bortato Chip” all of it. No matter how intimate you get, that’s what it’s going to be.

Gaster Sans/G: “Angel” and “Sugar” are what you’re saddled with now that you’re with this one.

Gaster Papyrus/Aster: Only the upmost appropriate names for his dearest one! “Madam”, “Mrs. (Y/n)” and when he thinks appropriate, “Love”.

Underlust Sans/Hearts: Anything and everything. “Beautiful”, “Gorgeous”, “Sexy”, “Sweetheart”, “Sweetie”, “Angel”, “Sugar”, “Sweet Cheeks”. All of them. You name it.

Underlust Papyrus/Charm: Instead of pet names really, it’s more observations. “Beautiful” and “Gorgeous”, things like that.

Otertale Sans/Leo: Obviously “Starlight”. Why dose it even need to be said?

Otertale Papyrus/Cosmos: Expect “Love” and “Light of my life”.

Dancetale Sans/Skyzer: “Twinkle toes” is what you should expect the most, but not being that different from Classic, you’ll catch a few “Babe”s here and there.

Dancetale Papyrus/Tango: “Dear” and “Love” are comon from him, but “Sweetoms” is something he likes for you.

Mafiatale Sans/Tommy: “Doll” and “Dollface” are the obvious ones, but “Love” is what he’ll occasionally use as he gets closer to you.

Mafiatale Papyrus/Stacks: “My little prize” is what he’ll whisper in your ear sometimes, you’ll hear “Love” and “Darling” too.

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Skel-bros’ pet names headcanons

Undertale Sans/Classic: He’ll probably just end up calling you ‘Babe’ or some goofy nickname he made up to match your personality.

Undertale Papyrus/Creampuff: After getting over calling you ‘HUMAN’ he’ll most likely call you ‘Dear’ or ‘Dearest’.

Underswap Sans/Blueberry: He will want to call you ‘Madden’ or ‘Love’ most often. (It surprised you when he called you Love so soon, but he was just too cute).

Underswap Papyrus/Streach: Obviously he’s going to call you ‘Honey’ and ‘Hun’ most of the time, but might switch to ‘Honeybee’ every now and then.

Underfell Sans/Red: ‘Sweetheart’ is his go-to, but will occasionally slip to ‘Baby’ or ‘Babygirl’. Especially in more emotional (or sexual) times.

Underfell Papyrus/Edge: Like his fluffier counterpart from Undertale, he’ll fall into calling you ‘Dear’ or ‘Dearest’ but when it’s the two of you he might call you his ‘little Warrior’.

Swapfell Sans/Blackberry: In public he’ll call you ‘Pet’ or ‘Slave’ (in the most loving way from him), but when he’s more comfortable he’ll call you his ‘Queen’.

Swapfell Papyrus/Mutt: ‘Darlin’ or ‘Duchess’ are this guys favorite, but he has a habit of letting ‘Gorgeous’, ‘Beautiful’ and ‘Cutie’ slip out.

Horrortale Sans/Axe: At first he’s gonna call you ‘Treat’ but warm up to ‘Sweetpea’ and ‘Sugar’.

Horrortale Papyrus/Crooks: This scatter brained sweetheart will call you multiple things all the time. Switching from ‘Dear’ and ‘Dearest’ to ‘Sweetheart’ and ‘Sweetie’. But the most one you’ve heard from him is ‘Peaches’.

I’m thinking about doing a part 2. There’s just so many of these guys to include. Tell me if you want more headcanons, hell, even request some! My askbox is always open.

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Horrortale Mettaton

I did my best, that is all that matters right? Perspective is a tricky thing, I will figure it out soon but as of right now I hope whoever sees this piece enjoys the effort that went into it.

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YOU CAN BE BRAVE MY BOII!

69. “I didn’t drive all this way to say ‘hey’.” WITH... RED? I JUST WANTED TO CHOSE 69

I initially scheduled this to post in a few days, but since it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day I might as well post it today.

Prompt 69 - “I didn’t drive all this way to say ‘hey’.” - UF Sans

“SANS. IF YOU COME HOME ALL SAD AND GLOOMY BECAUSE YOU PUSSIED OUT OF PROPOSING TO YOUR HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME, I WILL DRAG YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND PROPOSE TO YOUR HUMAN FOR YOU!”

“i won’t. third time’s the charm and all that. i can do it. i can do it.” Sans unbuckled his seatbelt and reached for the handle. He stopped when he caught a glimpse of you through the window. “…ah, fuck. i can’t do it.”

“OH MY GOD,” Papyrus groaned. “YES YOU CAN! YOU’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR SO DAMN LONG. OF COURSE YOU CAN DO IT.”

“i’m just gonna mess everything up. i’m probably gonna forget the whole speech i prepared.”

“JUST GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND OPEN THE BOX AND SAY WHAT COMES NATURALLY.”

“‘what comes naturally’ is gonna be somethin’ real dumb, i just know it.”

“IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE IF YOU KEEP THIS ATTITUDE UP!” Papyrus sighed, then said in a quieter voice, “YOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO SAY NO.”

“but what if i fuck up so badly they do say no?”

“THEY LOVE YOU, SANS. YOU’VE SEEN THEIR SOUL, AND THEY’VE SEEN YOURS. YOU KNOW THAT THEY WOULDN’T DO THAT.” Papyrus tapped the steering wheel and smirked. “BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE A WIMP, I SUPPOSE I’LL JUST HAVE TO PROPOSE TO THEM FOR YOU, WILL I?”

“no way in hell i’m lettin’ that happen,” Sans said, opening the door and stepping out of the car. He turned around to face his brother. “…thanks.”

“WHATEVER.” That was Papyrus for “you’re welcome”. He waved a hand at him. “GO GET YOUR HUMAN AND STOP WASTING TIME.”

“yessir.” Sans teleported to your doorstep. He straightened his clothes, took a deep breath, screamed internally for a full ten seconds, and finally rang your doorbell. You answered almost immediately. He froze, his face heating up at the sight of you in that fancy attire. 

“Hey,” you said, smiling your beautiful smile. 

“hey,” he said, smiling like a constipated man. Even though skeletons don’t shit.

Silence.

Sans coughed and shuffled his feet. “heh, s-sorry. i didn’t drive all this way just ta say ‘hey’.”

“You mean teleport?”

“well…” He stepped aside so you could see past him. Your face lit up. “i guess i should be sayin’ that he didn’t drive me all this way just ta say ‘hey’.”

Papyrus honked the car horn. “GET IN LOSER, WE’RE GOING TO MTT RESORT!”

You laughed and waved at Papyrus. “yeah, boss insisted on drivin’ us. heh. dunno why.” Not the slightest bit true. Sans had begged Papyrus to drive the two of you there so he could have some moral support before he humiliated himself in front of you. “he’s, uh, only givin’ us a lift. he’ll drop us off at mtt resort, and then it’ll just be you and me. alone. so. um. you don’t gotta worry about him third-wheelin’ us. u-unless you want him to? i mean, he’s p-probably not gonna say yes, but…” He trailed off, mentally kicking himself for blabbering so much.

“It’s fine. Are you okay? You’re a lot sweatier than usual.”

“i’m good,” he said quickly. “don’t worry ‘bout me.” He grabbed your hand. “let’s get goin’. after dinner i got a surprise planned for ya.”

The two of you got into the car and were off. Sans rubbed the little velvet box in his pocket, trying his best to steel his nerves. 

He would propose to you today. He just had to be brave.

#thats cute af!! #im happy i could see that!! #this is so great #paps being the best wing man #i love them both #theyre great

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I dont know if your still taking ask, AN IM SORRY IF YOU DONT OMG but.. lets try? ^^' If you do could you write something about UT/UF sans and US paps waking up for the first time next to their s/o? Its totally okay if you ignore it!! Thank you and sorry to bother you!

OH MY GOD AN ASK

I HAVEN’T GOTTEN ANY IN EONS THANK YOU ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH AND IT’S SUCH A SOFT ONE

Okay, for Sans, he’s confused for a minute. Were is he? Why is there a human in his bed? IS this even his bed? What did you DO the night before?!But the second he sees your face, all the anxiety and confusion melts away. That’s right, it’s only you. You, the human he met on the surface, the one he fell in love with, the one that he’s been wanting to see every day of his life, and now he gets to! Once you wake up, he may or may not ask if you could sleep in the same bed from now on. Hope you’re not shy! ^^’

Red is NOT a sound sleeper, he tried to warn you already, so he didn’t really expect it to go well, but upon actually sleeping next to you, he and you both will discover that he’s one hell of a cuddler! D-Don’t you dare go telling his brother or anyone else about it! When he first wakes up, he panics for a minute, not used to someone being RIGHT there, even already in his arms, but he calms down just as quick, realizing that it’s just you. He has a bad habit of going right back to sleep, and while he might’ve had a bit of a scare, he still can’t help but settle back into bed and hold you a bit tighter. He doesn’t want you going anywhere! (He’ll let you go if you’re awake and need to get up, but not without plenty of whining!)

And Stretch isn’t much better than Red, honestly. Chances are he just flopped on top of you and fell asleep that way. No way you’re gonna be able to get up if he has any say in it. When he wakes up, the first thing he sees is you, and he has a moment where his brain (or lack thereof) has to process what exactly is in front of him. After what feels like an eternity of dial-up internet noises, his entire face goes orange because HE’S IN BED! WITH YOU! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN DFRGTHYNJYBFGDF!!! He’s just, gonna casually slip his arms around you and pull you into his chest, hoping to whatever gods above that you’re still asleep and that you can stay like this just a liiiiiiiiittle bit longer.

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Omg that was fast!! And it was so so so adorable!!!!! Thank you so much for answering my ask!! If its no problem, and you wish to do so of course!! Could you do skeletons of your choice doing a proposal? Of course s/o says yes!! THANK YOU TALENTED PERSON - Awkward anon

sklkn ksnfvskdfsk thank you anon!! You have no idea how much this is making my day and I haven’t actually written for this blog in FOREVER

Of course my skeleton of choice is gonna be my bae Blue because HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME-

I’m feeling good today, this is gonna be a long one! So I’m actually gonna put it under a cut!

Edit: it’s been three days and I still haven’t posted this WHOOPS

Keep reading

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Thats a king i would follow, hell yeahhhhh!!!!

A Majesty reference for @monsterousbabies for their Swapfell Horror au

#the crown #omg #its perfect

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God im so happy my tag was catching on 😂😂😂

MAKE THAT BOII SUFFER!!!

but also i take no responsibilities.

S/o was out with some friends. One of them spots their skelie turns to s/o and points them out, they see a the person they were worried about come up kiss, hold hands and walk off w/ him. Group decides to follow them. They go to a movie, a nice restaurant and a hotel. Afterward, when he gets home. S/o is packing. Skelie questions them s/o doesn’t say anything at first. s/o is disgusted. Wants nothing with them, if they lie she has pictures. Pt1 -Madame (sorry this is long)

Make stretch cry 2k19

PART 2 When they finally say something s/o:”Then you would drag me around and fuck them behind my back. GOD! You knew! You knew that I have been dragged around my whole life by people who just felt bad for leaving me and being fake to me all out of pity! Is this what this is? Huh? Pity? Am I just your charity case. Oh look s/o never had a relationship before let me just swoop in? Was any of this real? Cause let me tell you,” tears us, “it was really for me!” They continue packing. -Madame

Oh and let’s choose hmmm US Papyrus for that. -Madame

You and stretch were dating for close to two years now, and everything was great! You both got along perfectly and you could see how happy he was when he saw you and blue becoming like siblings

Blue became your ride or die, and he was great, and stretch was happy for that, you and stretch did everything together though, his favorite places to hangout became yours and your favorite places became his, Stretch was everything you could ask for in a partner

Until the new girl at his job came into the picture, she flirted with everything and wouldn’t hesitate to fuck anything the moved or breathed, you knew you should trust stretch, he has never wronged you but you let him know that you didn’t like her and you wanted him to stay away from her, he nodded and said that’s fine, after all he was friends with everyone else in the store so it’s not like it would be a big deal

You were happy he agreed and thanked him repeatedly

Which leads to today, well tonight, you had planned a girls night out with some friends you haven’t seen in almost a year due to work, school, date nights, and stuff just coming up from, you asked Stretch if it was okay and he just said don’t break anything and he was cool with it

You were so glad to have such an understanding boyfriend, blue made sure you ask if you had your fully charged phone, pepper spray, taser, ID, wallet, everything, he was almost like a father

“Okay well I’m out you two, bye! And I love you!”

“BYE (Y/N)!”

“Later babe, I love you too”

You went to the bar and met up with your friends, catching up, joking around, and just having a blast, it was so nice to see them again! Eventually the bar closed and you all decided to bar hop, of course no one was getting too drunk, and making sure to drink water in between drinks or shots

“Hey (y/n)? It’s that your boyfriend?” You turned around a saw stretch, he had his back towards your group and was too far away to hear you over the music

“Yeah that is, what is he doing here?” You squinted in a confused manner and then your eyes widened as you saw that bitch you told him to stay away from, come up to him, kiss his cheek bone and walked away hand in hand

“Oooo girl let’s follow the little whores!” Of course your protective friends wanted to stalk them and then probably either black mail him or try and kick his boney ass

You agreed and you followed them to first a movie theater, then to that nice restaurant you were telling Stretch about a few weeks ago, and the towards a hotel, were you finally broke down

Luckily you had your friends there with you, the took you back home where you explained everything to blue, who greeted you at the door and was now crying with you, you two sat on the couch holding each other for an hour until you calmed down

“I can’t stay here anymore, I’m sorry sans, I just can’t live with seeing him”

“I UNDERSTAND (Y/N) BUT REMEMBER I WILL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND!…R-RIGHT?”

“Of course blue, ride or dies?”

“RIDE OR DIES!”

Blue went into his room to give you some time alone while you went into yours and stretch’s room and started packing all your things, you would’ve been done faster ha Dudu not stopped to reminisce about some of the items that held such value to you

“Hey honey bee what’s all this?” His low carefree voice broke you out of your thoughts

You didn’t say anything and just continued to pack, you were trying your hardest not to cry, all you could think about is how he treated that girl like she was his even though you and him are…were together, You hope he is happy, ruining everything like this, it disgusted you how he could destroy your trust and loyalty like this

“Honey bee?” His voice was louder this time, full of concern, it made you snapped

“I want nothing more to do with you after what you did you filthy pig!” You never turned around to look at him, just continued grabbing your things

“What? What did I do?” Stretch was slowly getting defensive, you could hear it

“That girl I told you to stay away from! Yet there you were treated her to a nice movie and restaurant! For the love of the gods you even took her to a hotel!” Hot angry tears poured down your face as you slammed your suitcase shut and glared at him

“What!? No I didn’t! I went out to muffets!”

Stretch’s sockets widened in horror as you pulled out your phone and showed him the pictures

“Me and my friends went bar hopping and low and behold there you are! What do you have to say for yourself now you pathetic fucking asshole! What if I never found out? Would you just play along? I thought you were happy! Sure we have arguments but I never thought you would drag me around and fuck them behind my back. GOD! You knew! You knew that I have been dragged around my whole life by people who just felt bad for leaving me and being fake to me all out of pity! Is this what this is? Huh? Pity? Am I just your charity case. Oh look (y/n) never had a relationship before let me just swoop in? Was any of this real? Cause let me tell you,” the tears running down your face turned into a waterfall of despair, you were broken at this point “it was really for me!”

Stretch didn’t know what to say, nothing he’d say would make the situation any better, he did love you, he saw himself having a nice life with you, you were so sweet and kind, so loving too, sure you were sometimes stubborn or passive aggressive but nothing to make him hate you or fall out of love with you, you were almost like an independent homemaker, he was also so happy you and his bro got along, hell the sex was amazing and never dull, so why did he fuck another girl? What made him want to do it?

All stretch could tell you was he had a moment of weakness, she had been flirting with him since she worked there, and showing off her fleshy human body, but he knew he couldn’t blame that whore, it was his fault for going along with it, he flirted back and had been fucking her for three days now but that didn’t make it any better

So what would he do now?

“Hone-”

“Don’t honey bee me! You lost that privilege they moment you started seeing her! I hope she was worth it Papyrus, I deserve better! I didn’t do anything for you to justify treating me like this”

It broke his soul to see you in such pain, the pain hurt worse knowing it was all his fault, there was nothing he could do at this point to save your relationship, all because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants

“(Y/n)….I’m sorry….I know it doesn’t make it better but I’m sorry, please just-”

“Oh HELL no! You don’t deserve a second chance! Now get the hell out of my way, I’ll be back for the rest of my stuff tomorrow or just have sans bring them to me, I never what to see your disgusting face again”

You slammed the bedroom door shut, leaving stretch alone in it, he hadn’t realized the tears that were falling down his cheek bones, he regretted everything, he wanted you back but he knew nothing was ever going to bring you back to him, he ruined everything

Stretch sat on his bed and held his head in his hands sobbing

“I’m so sorry (y/n)”

#make stretch cry 2k19

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Omg guyss, thats so sweet!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME BACK!!!

Gosh its been a loooong time since i sent an ask!! But yess!!!!! Boss be totally my bestie!! Right Boss?? C'mon for old time sake! Gimme a hug!! ALSO HELLO ANNE!!! I MISSED YA!! GIVE ME A HUG, WE'LL SEE MORE OF EACHOTHER I SWEAR EYYYY!! TO MORE VISIT TIL BOSS IS TIRED OF ME!!!! 💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙

Mavi!  *tackle hugs*  I know you wanted to hug Boss first, but I’m hugging you first.  He can wait!  I have missed getting asks from you! 

Boss waits until I’ve let you up before coming over.  He carefully wraps his arms around you for a quick, perfunctory hug. “It is good to see you again,” he says. “I’ve…missed you.”

The rest of the skeletal crew heard the commotion and came to see what was going on.  You hear several delighted cries of, “Mavi!” and find yourself tackled again by several enthusiastic skeletons.  Sansy gives you a grin and a wave.  (He would hug you, but his brother has swept you up and Sansy never gets in his bro’s way.) Red pokes his head out of the cuddle fort to give you a grin of hi own.  

In short, we are all glad to see you. *hugs again*

#awww #giving me a big smile #this is so sweet and cutee

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I gotta read all of them, i gotta

Life please give me time to read all of them🙏🙏🙏

April Fools Specials/300 Followers Milestone Specials

A collection of stories I wrote to celebrate 300 followers on Tumblr. You can also find these on AO3.

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April Fools Special #1: The Suffering: (🔫) The reader pranks UT Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (it’s just blue Gatorade). (Prompt sent by @ajaejay-san)

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April Fools Special #2: The Ritual: (🔫) The reader pranks UF Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (it’s just blue Gatorade). Papyrus is in on the joke! (Prompt sent by @ajaejay-san)

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April Fools Special #3: The Challenge: (🍊) The reader gives UF Papyrus orange juice that’s really just cheese and water. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)

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April Fools Special #4: The Plan: (📞) UT Sans prank calls Papyrus. (Prompt sent by @mavi-mav)

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April Fools Special #5: The Brat: (🔫) 9-year-old UF Papyrus pranks 12-year-old Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (it’s just water and blue food dye). (Prompt sent by @mavi-mav)

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April Fools Special #6: The War: @anneimaginesundertale / @annegirl13 donates a bowl filled with a mixture of M&Ms, Reese’s cups, and skittles to the skeletons (and a certain Agent of Chaos) in The Multiverse Room.

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April Fools Special #7: The Not-So-Sweet Surprise: (🍭) The reader pranks US Papyrus with candy that’s supposed to be sweet, but is actually very sour. (Prompt sent by @queen-lethargy)

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April Fools Special #8: The Unprankable(…?): (🥛) The reader offers UF Sans a glass of “water” that’s actually filled with vinegar. (Prompt sent by an anonymous follower)

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April Fools Special #9: The Soap-rise: (🍥) US Sans pranks Papyrus with a bar of soap that looks like chocolate. (Prompt sent by @pureangleda)

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April Fools Special #10: The Yeet: (🌺) US Sans accidentally gives the reader a bouquet of flowers they’re allergic to. (Prompt sent by @keziha-chan)

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April Fools Special #11: The Accident: (🚪) The reader pranks UF Sans by covering the doorway with plastic wrap. (Prompt sent by @keziha-chan)

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April Fools Special #12: The Unexpected: (🍬) The reader offers grapes wrapped in candy wrappers to UF Papyrus. (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)

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April Fools Special #13: The Distraction: (🍺) The reader pranks US Sans by pretending to drink vodka (it’s just water).  (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)

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April Fools Special #14: The Not-So-Prepared: (🍮) US Papyrus replaces Sans’ vanilla pudding with mayo. (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)

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April Fools Special #15: The Math Lesson: (🦄) 8-year-old SF Sans tries to convince 4-year-old Papyrus that there’s a new number between 5 and 6. (Prompt sent by @hansama​/@han-doodles​)

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April Fools Special #16: The Completely Normal Day: UT Sans and the reader prank Papyrus by sticking all the furniture in the house onto the ceiling. (Prompt sent by @queen-lethargy)

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April Fools Special #17: The Overthinker: UF Sans and the reader tell Papyrus to prepare himself for pranks that never come, leaving him on edge for the whole day. (Prompt sent by @quezq)

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April Fools Special #18: The Lie: (❗️) The reader blows sneezing powder in UT Sans’ face. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)

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April Fools Special #19: The Framed Mutt: (⁉️) The reader pours itching powder on SF Papyrus’ hands and down Sans’ shirt. (Prompt sent by @awkward-ark)

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April Fools Special #20: The Creepy-Crawly: (🕷) The reader leaves a live centipede in US Sans’ bed. (Prompt sent by an anonymous follower)

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April Fools Special #21: The Oracle: (🔮) The UT skelebros pretend to read the reader’s palm and give them a bad future. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)

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Bonus April Fools Special: The Errands: Sans and the reader’s POV during Special #17.

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I like the nicknames so muchh!!! ALL THE "PAPYRI" HAVING SO MUCH SWEET NAMES!! i like themmmm

Nicknames Update

Thanks for all the help on nicknames this week.  I think I have a good list now. Let me know what you think. Names in bold are their favorites, and I have a few thoughts about each of them underneath each list.

Sans - kid, kiddo, starshine, all the punny nicknames

Sans uses “kid” and “kiddo” for both platonic and romantic purposes.  “Starshine” is reserved for a serious romantic partner only, and then only at the most private, tender moments.  

Papyrus - my dear, dearest, the Phenomenal (Y/N)

He is one who would also have a lot of personal nicknames for you. The “Phenomenal” Y/N is one I came up with last summer for a particular character (created to be his soulmate) but it would work for any other potential soulmate too.  If you don’t like “phenomenal”, he could use  “amazing”,  “stupendous”, “fantastic” - whatever sounds best with your name. (I’m fond of “the Marvelous Miss Anne” myself, but that’s just me.) 

Blue - my love, love, lovebug, bugaboo, sweetness, sweetie, sweetie pie

Blue doesn’t use these a lot in person, but he calls every day if you’re dating and always opens with “Hi sweetie!” or “Hello, my love!” He also starts emails that way. (His texts are mostly emojis…)

Stretch - bud, buddy, darlin’, sweetie, various candy-related names

He doesn’t have a favorite yet.  I’m still working on figuring out what it would be.  I need to write more Stretch…

Red - sweetheart, babe, kid

For Red, “sweetheart” is a multi-purpose word that requires a lot of context.  He could say, “Now look, sweetheart,” in about four different tones and only the tone would tell you if he’s mad, disappointed, happy to see you, or worried that you’re mad at him.  The man is not good with words, but he uses the ones he’s got to his advantage. 

Boss - my dear, dearest, beloved

Boss doesn’t give nicknames lightly. If he calls you “my dear”, it means he cares.  If he calls you “dearest”, he loves you.  If he calls you “beloved”, he absolutely adores you. 

Black - my dear, my love, dearheart, dear one, dearest loveliest (Y/N)

Have I mentioned recently that he enjoys classic literature?  Pride and Prejudice isn’t his favorite Jane Austen novel (or mine; it’s Persuasion for both of us…), but you have to admit he’d make a fantastic Darcy…

Mutt - angel, darlin’, love

Darlin’ is a bit more casual for him.  He can use it platonically or romantically.  Angel is reserved for a datemate.  

Sansy - cher, sugar, kiddo

He’s another one who changes the meaning of his favorite word based on context.  “Hey, cher!” can mean “Hi, person I enjoy being around!”, “Hello, person that I am romantically interested in or dating”, “Hey you, person there!” or “Hey, what the heck do you think you’re doing?” He only sometimes slips and uses “kiddo” in a tender kind of moment.  (He is a version of UT Sans, remember.  That used to be one of his favorites too…) 

Sweets - lovebug, sweetie pie, cutie, baby doll, love muffin, cutepants, precious, human

I feel like he’s the type to use several nicknames in succession.  “How are you today, my sweetie pie love muffin baby doll?” It can get… overwhelming. 

Bones - gorgeous, babe

I still love the imaginary sound of the sentence, “Come on, gorgeous, let’s blow this pop stand!” coming out of his mouth.  Not sure if it’s historically accurate, but he’s a magical skeleton who time travelled to the future by accident.  It doesn’t have to be accurate. (Right?)

Lucky - sunshine, my dear, dear one, dearest, songbird, my funny valentine

I thought about having Papyrus use “sunshine” as well, but it fits Lucky better somehow.  He likes music and love songs, and even though it didn’t come out in his time, he enjoys the song “My Girl” (”I got sunshine on a cloudy day”). His other unique nickname, “songbird” reflects his love of music too.  Even if you can’t carry a tune in a bucket, if you appreciate music, he’d call you that. Honestly, though, a lot of his nicknames would be more of a song that makes him think of you…

Smiley - doll, dollface, toots, baby doll, sweetness

Same rules apply with Smiley and “doll” as with Red and “sweetheart”.  It is an all-purpose nickname.  “Toots” is strictly for when he’s flirting casually.  “Babydoll” and “sweetness” are for more serious relationships.  

Grim - my dear, dearest, love, my love, my darling

Nicknames are about as lovey-dovey as Grim is going to get in public.  “My dear” can be used platonically as well.  In private, he’ll whisper any and all of those in your ear.  

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CONGRATULATION!!!!!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉

TO MORE FOLLOWERS AND TO EVEN MORE FUN!!! KEEP BEING YA AWESOME SELF!!!

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Blueberry: RED ME SAY CHEESE!!

Blueberry: CHEESE!

Red: mustard!

Blueberry: I SAID SAY CHEESE?

Red: hey I heard mustard intensified cheese taste, ya should know that yer the chef.

Blueberry: WELL OF COURSE I KNOW THAT BUT IT’S BESIDES THE POINT… WE’RE GETTING VERY OFF TOPIC HERE!

Red: yer telling me…

Blueberry: *COUGH* HELLO HUMAN! IN BEHALF OF MY FRIEND KEZIHA (WHO KEEPS PROCRASTINATING AND SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS 10 FOLLOWERS AGO) I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR 50 60 FOLLOWS!!!

Red: yeah thanks or whatever for stalking our friend on social media…

Blueberry: Red!

Red: and for yer support an stuff!

Blueberry: *face palms* WHEN KEZIHA’S BLOG GETS MORE FOLLOWERS WE WOULD LIKE TO THROW HER A PARTY! WHICH ALL OF YOU WOULD BE INVITED TO.

Red: you mean if Kezi gets more.

Blueberry: DON’T YOU BELIEVE IN KEZIHA? I FOR ONE BELIEVE THERE OUR MANY FOLLOWERS IN HER FUTURE ESPECIALLY WITH ME ON HER TEAM.

Red: whatever… so if Kezi can get 100 follows we’ll throw a roleplay party event.

Blueberry: YES WE HEARD KEZIHA REALLY LIKES THESE!

Keziha: Heard I like what?

Red: um….. nothing

Keziha: oh really now?

Blueberry: TACOS!

Keziha: oh well I wouldn’t know I’ve never really had one…. so anyway what are you two up to?

Blueberry: JUST SAYING THANK YOU TO YOUR FOLLOWERS! NOTHING ELSE, DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING A PARTY…..

Keziha: OK, I’ll take your word for it. Thank you guys for your love, hugs and support but especially hugs! As you may know I’ve been going through a tuff time but your support has really helped me. Tbh I never really expected any kind of following for this, never mind making so many amazing Internet friends! So thank you!

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I keep being in awe of the Muffet ya drew like damnnnnnn i wish i could draw her as good as ya did!! Yer art is so great pal!!! Heck yeahhh!!!

Tapas reposts…..

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Papyrus is precious and should be protected at all cost.

I love them so much, these Skeledorks❤

April Fools Special #21: The Oracle

This was requested by @this-is-rae!

If you guys haven’t seen the post I made showcasing a bunch of cool art that Heartstamp Anon drew, go check it out!

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After extensively consulting various websites on how to properly protect yourself against April Fools pranks, you had come up with a list of foolproof methods that would put all your worries to rest:

1. Don’t believe anything anyone says to you.

2. Don’t take any suggestions from anyone.

3. Don’t leave the house.

With these three rules in mind, you flopped down on the couch and turned the TV on, more than ready for a day of lazing around. Not even a second later, the doorbell rang. You groaned, heaving yourself up and trudging over to the door. You looked through the peep-hole. No-one was there. 

“Oldest trick in the book,” you mumbled to yourself. When you turned around, however, you bumped into a tall figure dressed in a black cloak. You yelped, instinctively pulling your right fist back to punch the intruder. The stranger caught your fist with a gloved hand. It was only then that you realized Sans was in your house too. He waved at you. “Sans? Wait, are you Papyr—”

“I AM THE ORACLE! I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE!”

Yeah, that was definitely Papyrus. You should’ve taken Sans’ shortcuts into consideration when you planned for today. Might as well play along and see where this goes. “And how will you do that, o great oracle?”

“BY READING THE LINES ON YOUR PALM!” Papyrus opened your right hand and started tut-tutting over whatever he saw.

“What’s wrong?”

“THIS” — he traced your heart line with his index finger — “MEANS THAT YOU WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK!”

You gasped. “How horrible!”

“AND THIS” — he traced your head line — “MEANS THAT YOUR FUTURE PET WILL TRY TO EAT YOU!”

“Such despair!”

“THIS ONE” — he traced your life line — “MEANS… OH NO! YOU WILL GO BANKRUPT AT THE AGE OF FORTY FOUR! MAKE SURE YOU FINANCE WELL, HUMAN!”

“I most certainly will!”

“THIS—! OH, IT’S SIMPLY TOO HEARTBREAKING! APPRENTICE!” He clapped twice. “TELL THIS POOR HUMAN WHAT HARDSHIPS AWAIT THEM IN THEIR FUTURE!”

Sans came over to take a look at your palm. “yeesh. looks like you’ll die sad and alone if you don’t give us all your credit card information.”

“Not happening,” you said, shaking your head with a smirk. “How many people have you pranked today, Papyrus?”

“ACTUALLY, YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TODAY! HOLD ON A SECOND!” He threw his cloak off. “HOW DID YOU KNOW?! SANS! WE MUST LEAVE! ABORT MISSION!”

“abort mission?”

“ABORT MISSION!” Sans grabbed Papyrus’ arm and they vanished into thin air. Watching through the window, you saw Papyrus scoop Sans up and start sprinting down the street. You could still hear their voices. “WHO’S HOUSE ARE WE GOING TO NOW?”

“undyne and alphys are next.”

“WAIT, BUT THEIR HOUSE IS—”

“in the opposite direction? yep.”

Dorks.

#sans defying all law of physic like a boss #best siblings

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What a mood tho

wearing pocky eating earbuds

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Yassss!!!! So cute and cool!!! NO GARBAGE HERE I ONLY SEE GREATNESS!!! damn that muffet is soooo fricking awesome!!! Heck yeahhh!!!

Art by Heartstamp Anon

https://tapas.io/gabyrob33v33

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT’S ME! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE IT!

Your art style is adorable! Please make an art account! I’d love to see more of your work! 

Thank you for sending more fellow skelesexuals my way, I appreciate it <3

Hold on wait what’s this—

A C C U R A T E.

It’s times like these when I question who my favorite really is: UT Sans or UF Sans. On one hand, UT Sans is adorable and nicer, but on the other hand, UF Sans is adorable in his own burnt marshmallow way and realistically speaking we’re probably more compatible—

Thank you again, Heartstamp Anon! 💙 I also took the liberty to look at everything else you posted on there :3

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#heartstamp anon #really good art!! #awesomeee