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If you try to guilt trip me into doing something I 100% will not do it

#relatable #theatre kid #ex christian #exvangelical #bad friend

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It’s hard to go alone. Take your Bhaalspawn. Even of they have a falling out with their family and are extremely bad at what they’re doing.

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Wyll has the hardest entrance in bg3 and no one can argue with that. They had him entering the field like a smash bros character, like:

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all right, who gave this man a teaching license?

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I'm sorry, but it's such a waste, that scene where Ketheric goes to punch Gortash, but Orin stops him with the Bhaal dagger.

Like can you imagine if Ketheric was spiteful enough to say, you know the Dark Urge is still alive?

If he'd dropped that bombshell on him right then and there, to sow some discord between the two people who just tag teamed him?

Like oh, you're best buddies with Orin, huh, how cute, you're just the best of friends, aren't you? Well try and remember: she killed your wife. BUT ALSO, that wife is still alive, and they're mad as fucking hell. And they're fucking coming for me.

and then you.

so pick your fucking side now, Chosen of Bane.

that would've been priceless. it would've been such an interesting scene, setting the two of them against each other and yes, sure, revealing that you knew Gortash and Orin earlier. but so fucking what?

the Chosen of Bhaal reveal is boring anyway and feels plopped in there randomly.

at least hint that Gortash and Orin know you too, and that you're far more important than you even imagined.

and in hindsight, it's cool because it shows you already that these two are not the united front that they originally seemed to be, and their alliance was based on necessity, not genuine desire for partnership.

throwing the dark urge into that conversation would've been so awesome, and hinted at the two of them being like factions you have to choose between.

BUT ALAS.

no one is as smart as me.

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I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.

Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.

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love when tumblr just randomly adds enrichment (new buttons) to our enclosures

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Girls creaming on cock is basically them marking their territory

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A Court of Silver Flames: “Cassian looked over a shoulder, to where Nesta had been asleep for the past few hours, curled into a tight ball against the wall of rock. I think we'll stay out here for a few days. We're going to hike.

Nesta has never been on a hike in her life. I guarantee she will hate it.” (Feyre’s response)

A Court of Thorns and Roses: "My hands slackened at my sides. "You went after me," I said. "You went after me- to Prythian."

"I got to the wall. I couldn't find a way through."

I raised a shaking hand to my throat. "You trekked two days there and two days back-through the winter woods?"

Hey guys? Guys? THIS is why it’s important to have a team who will actually check you when you make a mistake. This makes Feyre, the main character of the series that Sarah wants people to like, look absolutely awful.

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I’m so against the new “legitimacy” thing for CK3 its so stupid, how am I supposed to do anything when everyone hates me because I’m “not legitimate”, wouldn’t be a problem if THERE WAS ACTUALLY A VIABLE WAY TO BOOST LEGITIMACY

#crusader kings 3 #crusader kings iii #paradox games

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I desperately, feverishly, need to find someone else who plays Crusader Kings 3 and isn't a sexist man,,, please,,, I want to nerd out about this silly medieval game,,,

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I ship Nesta and Lucien more than Nesta and Cassian

I ship Nesta and Eris more than Nesta and Cassian

I ship Nesta and Azriel more than Nesta and Cassian

I ship Nesta and Helion more than Nesta and Cassian

I ship Nesta and literally any other character more than Nesta and Cassian

Cassian is a hypocrite. He's spineless. His entire inferiority complex is annoying. His head up Rhys' ass is annoying. His inability to form boundaries with his friends is annoying

the man wouldn't even let Nesta have any SUGAR on her OATMEAL when she had been STARVING herself

he laughed at her falling down the stairs

he took that girl on that hike from hell that almost killed her after he let his BFF threaten to murder her and gave her the silent treatment

he refused to listen to her when she said she didnt want to train at the war camps and then blamed his embarrassment on her when she refused to train

he picks fights with her. he views her as some kind of opponent or challenge he has to beat. he's clearly trying to "tame her"

this whole dude sucks ass in SO many ways and I despise the Fandom infantalizing him and saying "he deserves better than Nesta" lmao WHAT

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Local farm girl goes… fishing????

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LGBTQ Christians, like a lot of Christians, value their feelings and comfort over the very real harm caused by Christianity and the people who've been harmed by it. Good for you that your denomination is affirming and you have every right to practice the religion of your choice but how fucking dare you try to dictate how people should feel about a god and religion that has been used as a tool to oppress the very community you're a part of.

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This is me if you even care

#relatable #willy wonka #oompa loompa #he’s the silliest guy and he is the twin to my soul if heaven and earth had not separated us we would be an unstoppable force in the #chocolate world #we would be friends #nay brothers

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The feminine urge to get a Medusa tattoo in the most painful location I could

#relatable #tw sex assault #tw assault #sexual assault #sa survivor #survive