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“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

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I do not like crosswalk. Crosswalk is scary. I do not understand the rules and laws of crosswalk. Crosswalk tests my courage

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say what you will about child protective services but you gotta admit it's a very funny institution. only government department in the world that will just take anything at face value. "umm excuse me are you abusing any children in there? nope? well okay just thought we'd ask lol bye"

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"she transitioned because no one would feed her"

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puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

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i’ve watched this video like a dozen times LMFAOOOO

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#a

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#a #snakes

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#FAVE #her mable pines sweater and everything #th

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the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances

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Taking a video of me jerking my penis but the shutter speed matches the jerking speed so it looks like im just holding it

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goodbye raped icon

#goodbyerapedicon

raped icon 

#rapedicon

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what. why is my post makeer like. voyeuristically randomising itself

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I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.

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#vanilla

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