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Man, you'd think Dariax and Cyrus would just cancel each other out or something. Don't two himbos repel each other, like magnets? Congratulations, you guys have made Pate look like Percy.

#critical role #the crown keepers

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You know Dorian has done this at least once, maybe due to taunting by Cyrus, but he has done it.

guys ive missed robbie so much

#critical role #the crown keepers #Morrighan reconsidering her life choices at this point

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It's not much, but it's honest work.

mild mood spoiler for last night's Candela episode

this might be TMI but I'm so hot for Liam O'Brien right now

#critical role #liam thirst cult

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So... . .

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Is Leo going to live, or...?

To be honest, I really didn't think he'd make it through the harrowing return journey that apparently took FOUR DAYS? I suppose there's still a chance he'll succumb to his injuries seeing as how they haven't seen any medical professional yet. It's poignantly funny that out of all of them, Leo was the one convinced he wouldn't make it back, yet he was the first one to get his shit together and help the others. I kind of wanted both him and Edgar to be reunited with their lost sisters. I guess now that he's saved Grimoria, he feels like he is.

#candela obscura #candela obscura spoilers

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ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY having to eat ice to cool down, and it's not working!

The way Liam keeps hissing “you’re mine” has probably awoken something in so many people tonight.

#candela obscura #liam obrien #is it wrong to be attracted to a guttural fungus #asking for a friend

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“of course the first thing you’d notice would be my appearance”

malcolm 🤝 me

mommy issues

#candela obscura

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Um...is anyone else not seeing the Liam thing they said started at noon, or was it really just five minutes long and I missed it?

ETA: Never mind, he JUST Tweeted. For a moment there, I was confused.

#critical role #very confused

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Nice to see that the abruptness of Episode 92 hasn't kept the pornbots from polluting the tags.

#critical role #poignant death? Here's nipples! #we don't fucking care so long as we get paid #we don't even know what the tags we misuse are representing!

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Saturn and its rings in visible/ultraviolet

#saturn

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c3e92 at 29.47 laudna tells liliana "you ceirtainly had no control over otohan" and ashton says "gosh i hope that's true" with a stare that KILLED ME

#critical role #ashton is COMING AFTER shitty parents #and they are so real for that

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Bye, Professor Thaddeus! Keep an eye out for a crab, an octopus with a bucket, a dragon, a dog, a weasel, and two tiger cubs!

#critical role #the mighty nein #c2e35 #a familiar problem

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Caduceus is rethinking his life choices at this point. Living with dead people can't be all that bad.

#critical role #the mighty nein #c2e35

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Wacky Waving Taliesin Jaffe!

Also: "Grr...I'm gonna get you under this table!" had me laughing way more than it should, and the image of Caleb rubbing honey on his lips is going to stay with me for a while...

#critical role #the mighty nein #c2e35

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Anyone know why tags are cut off if you're choosing them from the list of selected tags?

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C3 E92 spoiler (I also posted just the image, no text/sound in a separate post) - This is my first time playing with adding sound and text. I considered animating it but I didn't have time (and I have other images I want to work on).

Critical Message

Image by LYuenger (me) - voice of Liam O'Brien on Critical Role

Orym after battle, sitting knees to his chest with his arms wrapped around them. In one hand is a glowing sending stone, in the left he's holding the right shoulder (with the double moon tattoo). He's looking up to the sky with a tear running down his cheek. Shield laying on the ground behind him, and both his swords strapped to his back..

#this is beautiful #critical role art

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I think a lot of the meta about Orym forgets that Orym isn't just an adventurer, he is a former bodyguard. His self worth is tied up in how well he can protect people and especially his loved ones. Thats why he sold his future to a hag, because its all he had left to give in order to be able to help.

Thats also why he seems so angry after FCG's death.

Otohan has killed his husband and father. Then him. Then he is brought back and told she also killed Fearne and Laudna. She killed Eshteross. She almost kills Keyleth. Now FCG has to sacrifice himself to save them all and kill Otohan and Orym was knocked out for it.

His job is to protect people and even with the added power from Nana Morri, it's still not enough. 6 years later and his loved ones are still dying and he can do nothing but watch.

#critical role #orym of the air ashari

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TLDR: Bell's Hells may have killed a few dozen people, but Predathos is going to kill every single named and unnamed character in the entirety of Critical Role's three campaigns, mini-series, and one-shots. This is not called "hypocrisy". Please gain some fucking perspective. He is going to take more victims than seven (now six) people could do in their collective lifetimes. Even if the gods are bad, it's not one man's responsibility OR right to unseat them all and reign in their stead, not Ludinus, Chetney, Imogen, Orym, or anyone.

I don't understand how anyone would back the Imperium despite knowing all that!

#critical role #cr discourse #it's a shame because if more people read #then less people would fall for “I agree because they're sexy!”