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I know that the names of other actors are included because they’re part of the opening credits, but now I’m imagining a Snowpiercer in which every actor is actually Lena Hall (regardless of what the credits say) and it would either slay or be the worst thing that was ever made.

Miss Audrey | Snowpiercer 3x10

#I vote slay #snowpiercer #miss audrey #lena hall #snowpiercer tv

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#yes

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@neil-gaiman you're a saint

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I just found out that Legally Blonde originally had a different ending. Tbh I’m pleased they went with the one that they did, but blonde Vivian would have been iconic.

#legally blonde #selma blair #reese witherspoon

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If you could only watch one episode of Snowpiercer ever again, which one would you choose? ❄️🚂

Probably the very first episode, so I can pretend all that potential wasn't wasted 🤡

#this is very offensive to my culture #👸🏻

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A Mermaid, 1900 John William Waterhouse

Mermaid Mondays

#what I look like in my head

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Tagged by the lovely @ruthiesrambles2 💚

Post five songs you’re loving right now:

1. Freak Like Me, Halestorm

2. SKIN OF MY TEETH, Demi Lovato

3. Baby I’m Burnin’, Dolly Parton

4. Break in, Halestorm

5. Crying at the Discotheque, Sophie Ellis Bextor

(Bit of a cheat - all but the first track are just my most recently played on Spotify, but I don’t really listen to anything new ever so it’s always too hard to choose “current” faves 😂)

@train-pirate @gohoubi @hexadecimael if you fancy a turn, go for it!

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I’m ill and missed out on all the booping silliness because @train-pirate didn’t tell me about it.

… but I have been booped many times by this lovely fellow 🐈

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#miss audrey #lena hall #snowpiercer #snowpiercer tv #snowpiercer crack

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Are y’all ready to be obsessed with this show again? 🥶💙🫠

Season 4 let’s goooo

#very excited #also very glad it airs after I finish my teaching course

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#the one benefit to having to go to a whetherspoons #is that I got this photo #beware of trains guys #snowpiercer #snowpiercer tv

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

#choo choo

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Amy Pond | Doctor Who 5x10

#want this hair

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no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

#a fancy bath tub in a flower field

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I 100% buy the celebrity crush theory … remember this!! 🕵️‍♀️🖤❄️👸🏻

Breaknight mega-post part 1

Links: Audrey’s post, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10

This is my Bess Till x Miss Audrey mega-post. It's long, but I hope you enjoy it, and I'd love to hear your thoughts about these two because I love them.

Full disclosure: I'm aromantic, so there are things that I just can't comprehend or understand. Writing this, I often found that I was on the precipice of being able to explain something but just wasn't able to get there, so I'm sorry if there are any open-ended, incomplete, confusing or repetitive conclusions to paragraphs or sections.

I want to start this post by saying that the relationship is beneficial for both Bess and Audrey. I don't believe the thing that Audrey manipulated Bess in any way.

I can't give an exact answer when exactly, but it makes sense that both Till and Audrey must have had feelings for each other before 3x05. 

My theories for when this could be:

In the first scene of 2x09, Bess is talking to Zarah and Ruth; when Bess says, "I can't believe [Audrey] fell for [Wilford's] shit," she swipes her hand over her face as if she's trying to catch a tear or something which is combined with a sad facial expression. I could mean nothing, but given that she fought with Audrey in The War and worked closely together, it's possible that there were some low-lying feelings there. However, I'm not sure I believe it, especially with Bess' behaviour during the party later that episode.

Speaking of the 2x09 party, it's possible (though there's minimal evidence) that Audrey had feelings for Bess by this point. It's a stretch, I know, but Bess is one of the only people she actually glares at (referring to my other post), and she does it in such a cruel way. I've already talked about how the alcohol and costume allow Audrey to hide her real self from everyone to protect herself. It's possible that she gave Till such a dirty look because she's annoyed that she has to face her feelings for someone she absolutely cannot have feelings for. It makes sense when you remember that Bess is like a bodyguard for Zarah in these scenes and is willing to protect her at all costs. Audrey seeing someone protect someone she previously (and possibly still) considered her best friend and had an older sister role over will cause emotions that someone in her position would really not want to feel.

A theory proposed by the fantastic @ruthiesrambles2 (btw you should definitely check them out; they're amazing) is that Bess had a sort of celebrity crush on Audrey as a background thing. When Audrey returns to Wilford, Bess is disgusted by it (evidence of this shown in 2x09); however, when they are on the pirate train, Bess could see a little through Audrey's act. This then snowballed into what it became in 3x08-3x09.

Alternatively, there is the theory that feelings started sometime in the 6 months between s2 and s3 on the pirate train. Despite her seeming delusional, Audrey openly flirts and jokes with/at Bess. Given her headspace at the time (assuming my previous theory is correct), playing around with Bess was probably the only fun or levity she could have on the pirate train. I can't explain how, but it makes sense that she would use the little wiggle room she had with Till to deal with her feelings for her in a 'safe' way by joking around with it. It's a great way to deny that the feelings are actually real, allowing the rest of her not to feel like she's betraying Wilford, which worked because no one on the pirate train believed that she was anything but 100% loyal to Wilford. On Bess' side of things, it's a lot harder to say, but honestly, I think it's just one of those things that kind of just happened. This is where my lack of personal experience with romantic attraction really fails me, so I'm sorry.

#brakenight #miss audrey #bess till #snowpiercer tv #snowpiercer #snowpiercer netflix #lena hall #mickey sumner

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Just sent a message in my group chat to warn all my friends that Snowpiercer is coming back next year and that I’m going to be insufferably obsessive about it and Lena YET AGAIN.

I know it’s months away, but felt that the notice period should reflect the severity of the obsession.

#I’m lucky I have such tolerant friends #snowpiercer #snowpiercer tv #miss audrey #snowpiercer netflix #lena hall

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“Snowpiercer is an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride with a loyal fanbase – similar to the passionate fandoms we serve across our biggest franchise series – and a welcome addition to AMC and AMC+,” said Ben Davis, EVP of original programming for AMC Networks and AMC Studios. 

Oh god. I can just see it now. "As you can see on slide 4 of our powerpoint, the Snowpiercer fanbase is extremely motivated to see the show return, often to the point of psychosis. Here are just a few examples." *click* "Rat porn." *gasps from AMC execs* *click* "Dick splinters" *disgusted murmurs* *click* "Melanie gets pregnant" *a woman weeps* *click* "And my personal favorite, Wilford gets pregnant and Ben is the father." *a thump as someone faints* "Stop! Just stop! We'll buy the show! We'll pay whatever you're asking! Just stop clicking through the slides!"