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rueisblue · 9 hours
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rueisblue · 10 hours
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t know what kills me more, Jason’s epitaph for Dick or Tim
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rueisblue · 12 hours
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Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones
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rueisblue · 2 days
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Jason becoming a kind, caring, loving, functioning member of society is actually insane. Props to him for not being the worst man alive because i know i would’ve
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rueisblue · 2 days
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"Here are your tortured poets. All from Mahmoud Darwish to Dr. Refat Alareer to Khaled Juma, these are tortured poets. Tortured by longing for a home they can never return to, tortured by the world they were born to for BEING BORN. Palestine, home to the tortured poets department." [@/folkoftheshelf on X. April 20th, 2024.]
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rueisblue · 2 days
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it’s hard to be casual when you still wear my favorite pajama pants
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rueisblue · 2 days
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Lester: haha dad ami right?
Jason:…dont fucking touch me
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rueisblue · 3 days
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“well he said-“ kill ‘em. “but he apologized-“ say sorry to the corpse ig
Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him
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rueisblue · 4 days
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Clark Kent and Lex Luther
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rueisblue · 4 days
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Reblog to kill it faster
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rueisblue · 4 days
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“the seven weren't really friends, they were more like colleagues” have you ever considered shutting the fuck up
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rueisblue · 4 days
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rueisblue · 5 days
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Harley, with a recently-renewed psychiatry degree: So you take any recreational drugs or drinks in excess?
Bruce: No
Harley: *writes Big Nerd on her chart and underlines it three times*
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rueisblue · 5 days
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Batboys profiles
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rueisblue · 6 days
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AUS where Tim is a mini red hood my beloved…
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rueisblue · 6 days
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A fanfic idea:
Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.
He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.
And it pisses his siblings off.
Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.
And there is something fishy.
He is also Red Hood.
No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.
So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.
Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members
And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :
"Hey Dad. I can explain."
And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.
Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!
And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.
(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))
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rueisblue · 7 days
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Jason has reverse plot armor, his writers hate him so much they can't wait for a opportunity to beat him up despite him having every stat necessary for winning
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