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ruthiesrambles2 · 9 months

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#snowpiercer #snowpiercer tv #ruth wardell #melanie cavill #snowpiercer crack #snowpiercer character text posts

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gohoubi · 2 days

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So my question as a late arrival to the tumblr fandom is what on GODS GOOD EARTH could POSSIBLY be the context of the removing-splinters-from-his-dick post

Oh well. We used to imagine that Wilford would fuck the puppets from late season 2 (there’s an episode where he puts on this demented puppet show with Melanie and Alex puppets as well as a Ben one I think?) and we thought that if he fucked the Melanie puppet (e.g. stuck his dick in it) it would give him splinters 🥴 crazy right haha 🥴

#lmao thanks for giving me the chance to explain this #snowpiercer #snowpiercer amc #snowpiercer crack #ask

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missaudreystiara · 2 years

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Same energy ✨

#any other series of unfortunate events fans??#series of unfortunate events #Snowpiercer #snowpiercer netflix #snowpiercer crack #snowpiercer tv #miss audrey #mr wilford #count olaf #esme squalor

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ray-green-wicked4good · 10 months

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*On The Pirate Train*

Ben: They told me you were sick.

Alex: *weakly* Yeah.

Ben: Well, I brought you a special present.

Alex: What is it?

Ben: Open it.

Alex: ...a book?

Ben: A very special book. Your mom used to read this when she was under the weather and it always lifted her spirits a lot. So I thought I might try reading it to you.

Alex: *sighing* Does it have any sports in it?

Ben: Are you kidding? Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True Love. Miracles.

Alex: That doesn't sound too bad. I guess I'll try to stay awake.

Ben: Well, thank you very much. That's very nice if you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Ben: *clears throat* 'An Introduction to the Construction of Tunnels by Blasting and Boring' by J. Paul Guyer. "Firstly let it be noted that this publication is adapted from the Unified Facilities Criteria and other resources of the United States Government which are in the public domain, have been authorized for unlimited distribution, and are not copyrighted." Now isn't that a wonderful beginning?

Alex: ...what the actual hell is this?

Ben: Shhh. It'll help. You'll see. "Chapter One, Part one, General Rules. The Design team must be composed of design and construction engineers and geologists experienced in underground construction. Methods and sequences of excavation affects the..."

*Bonus*

Alex: *after several mind-numbing hours* Ben, wait. Just--wait.

Ben: Are you confused? Do I need to go back a little and--

Alex: I guess I am a little confused. I mean, where's the sports? And the torture? I mean, when's it get good?

Beh: Were you not listening to the section all about horrible mistakes that can lead to cave-ins in Chapter Two: Tunnel Excavations By Drilling and Blasting? That was exciting, right?

Alex: -_-

#incorrect snowpiercer #incorrect quotes #snowpiercer crack #snowpiercer #snowpiercer tnt #alexandra cavill #bennett knox #alex and ben #yes this quote is (mostly) from the princess bride #yes i fully believe melanie would read baby alex engineeribg textbooks #and im sure she loved it

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julesnichols · 1 year

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