julesnichols

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

#bonk

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

#about me #prev tags

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#about me

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

#funnies

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GIRL

#gillian anderson

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#polls #misclicked bc i didn't actually get to #but my high school did flour babies till someone used theirs as a weapon the year before i would have had to #and they didn't change it to anything else so i didn't do it

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#funnies #cats

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drives me up a wall living in a very very red district, like “no democrat is ever going to win any local election, let alone a real leftist” district, like “our school board members ran on who was the most anti-mask” red, like “I pass white supremacist signs on the way to buy weed” red

and being in the local leftist community and the guy who runs the anarchist book club and the lady who helps keep the warming shelters open and the people who marched on city hall when a local business was getting death threats for having a drag show are all members of a discord and we get on this discord and have frank discussions about how best to vote

the people who do the protests and the mutual aid and all the real work

going “okay, they’re both fascists, but this one lacks ambition and seems happy to just glide in the position” or “they both suck, but this one can be reasoned with if you frame it patriotically enough” like we don’t even have a democrat to vote for. we know what a vote is. we know what we hope accomplish with it. we know what it can do, and we know what it can’t.

and going from those discussions to here where people think that your vote is some kind of fucking??? enabling maneuver??? as if someone isn’t going to end up in that seat regardless of what you do???

we didn’t build this system, we just live in it. we’re just trying to survive. a vote isn’t a statement of your values, it’s not an endorsement, it’s not a marriage contract, it’s a strategic play you make to keep alive.

the biggest mistake I see leftists making is overestimating their own popularity. “well but everyone would be leftist if they just-“ no, stop, 1) you can’t possibly know that 2) everyone will not just

#us politics

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she's the coolest person who has ever existed there is no debate.

#rebecca ferguson

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some important advice

#reminders

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You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

#funnies

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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

#not a woman but also still femme presenting enough to get this shit #dude who decided to hit on me a few weeks ago was Shocked when he heard i was 28 #like bestie i got carded at 24 i stopped being carded a year or so ago and i have a few grey hairs and got my first #like four days after i turned 26 #i don't look near death but i also don't look 24 anymore and quite frankly i like how i look better now #skill issue if people think i should look decrepit.

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#polls #6471 #that episode of poi specifically #i say it counts therefore it does

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I swear, if "aromantic people need a queerplatonic partner to be happy" becomes an actual societal expectation, I'm going to actually cry.

#prev tags #i have nothing else to add you hit the nail on the head

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root before committing a few thousand crimes: :> :) :3

#person of interest #root

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#language #currently in a fight on a subreddit about smth similar op #someone said i was mean to someone being a dick about someone posting a screenshot in german #bc i said not only were they an ass they were stupid as shit if they couldn't understand that salz/salzig is salt/salty #like sorry that's not mean that's true #plus the item in question in the screenshot of the game is the same regardless of language lmfao

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

#funnies