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there's only one thing worse than an awful book, and that is an awful book with ONE tantalisingly compelling element

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Monster Crush 🌷

Limited Print

#art

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“The Beloved of Aphrodite,” El Ciruelo, Oaxaca, Mexico, 1990, Tony Gleaton

#photography

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#photography #blood

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#congrats op

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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you

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roommates will behave in ways not strictly explainable by any metric of understanding

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i’m eating a non-dairy ice cream bar in the parking lot at 8pm on a sunday. Do i look like i’ve ever seen the inside of a club

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Werewolf commission for Vorixus on Twitter

#art #werewolf

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Purple-edged Crambid Moth (Pitama hermesalis), family Crambidae, Borneo

photograph by Valentin Golubkov

#insects #moths

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aotearoa native fungi stamp collection - 2002

#nature #happy

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The Desolation of Scorch

#ART #HAPPY #FAV