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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting

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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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stardew valley bachelorettes 💕

#sdv #stardew valley

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There’s always a temptation to limit oneself to edgy titles like “the Blood God”, “the End of All Wisdom”, etc. when coming up with epithets for a fictional demon, but I once read a book that managed to make “He Who Shaves the Barber” come off as legitimately threatening, so as long as you’ve established the appropriate context you can literally just do whatever.

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Magnolia

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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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#sailor moon

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I know there’s already been some hcs about Bruce Wayne going on a DC universe version of SNL but I just need to play it out for y’all

The whole bit is that this is the first time Brucie has ever taken anything so serious in his life, like the promo clip where he’s awkwardly standing with the music guest and a cast mate is basically like “I went to this thing called a meeting yesterday, have you guys ever heard of those before?? Wild!!” And Alfred makes a cameo in his opening monologue where he hands him his script on a silver platter.

But the thing that drives his family crazy is that he actually does a skit where he IS Batman. And they’re all freaking out because like holy shit Bruce there’s walking the line and using it as a jump rope. And he won’t elaborate on any of the specifics just that he actually pitched the idea himself.

The skit is basically just “what if Bruce Wayne was Batman” and it’s him trying to stop a mugging, but he immediately takes a tumble (his Instagram story hinted at stunt training and everyone had their theories, but it all being so that he could do a Buster Keaton-esque stunt is so much better). He freaks out at the sound of some warning fire and immediately surrenders despite the mugger really being equally afraid of him, and then a Villain of the Week captures him with ease, and he flirts the entire time he’s being dragged away.

He fucking kills it for someone without an acting background (to most people’s knowledge) and from that point on it’s a running joke/meme for gothamites to post or talk about what Bruce Wayne Batman would do in place of regular Batman

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Some gay mech pilots for Lesbian Awareness Week ♥️🧡🤍🩷💜

I've been trying to keep quiet about the TTRPG I've been working on called Reactors and Romance (at least until I was closer to completion), but I love the artwork for this too much! And it is too perfect to NOT share for this week. Can't keep these lebian pilots hidden any longer.

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happy lesbian visibility week

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Crochet beholder dice bag for a dear friend. ❤️

Patterns:

Beholder Crochet Amigurumi Pattern by CraftyTibbles

Plush Beholder Dice Bag by MoreThan1WayCrochet (not currently available)

A lot of freehanding

Materials:

Big Twist Twinkle Sapphire worsted acrylic yarn

Any brand worsted weight yarn in white, black, and other optional colors for the different eye colors and different-colored interior layer

White fingering weight yarn for the teeth embroidery

(Optional) Wide-hole bead for closing the drawstring

4.0 mm (G) hook

Darning needle

Pins

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