"Let me see what you have"
"A KNIFE"
"NoO"
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Another one
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I'm so sorry
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this is the worst thing ive ever made
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Im not even alive im just collecting data
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i kin jared, 19. is my kin valid
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mutual who i’ve barely interacted with ever: *likes or rbs my post*
me:
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I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
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i’m screaming
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more proof that poems can be anything: once my class was assigned a blackout poem project and my poem just said "the kids smile to hide from this game." idk what that meant, but it sounded poetic. i got full marks. teacher praised me for being deep.
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if you get a paper cut, cut it back. dont stay silent. show that paper youre not to be messed with. but dont fully cut it, use it. dont waste paper thats not good
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ive said it before, ill say it again. the only kind of pasta i like has a red sauce. i dont care how well made your shrimp alfredo is, i cant stand the consistency or texture. i dont like the creaminess. i want that sweet sweet marinara, baby.
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hoes shouldnt be shamed. theyre doing what makes them happy. theyre confident. they dont care what others think. they have badass fashion sense. theyre living life.
be a hoe.
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