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mntomori · 2 years
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From the mind of lunacy: Can you imagine being a vampire in today's world? You bite one person and--goddammit another one on adderall. Which I guess that would be fine, helps you focus on your next target. ...Except the next bite you get a mouthful of saline. #LestatOut
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mntomori · 2 years
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Whoever’s turn it was to protect Betty White, ya failed.
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mntomori · 3 years
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Happy Guy Fawkes Day!!!
Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot.
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mntomori · 3 years
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Hello, is it me you're looking for?
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mntomori · 3 years
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Read all the things!
Things I have enjoyed reading lately:
Under the Oak Tree
Living as the Villainous Queen
and Predatory Marriage(This one is just... *fans face*).
The smut! The romance! The badassery of the female protagonists! *Vampire Chef’s kiss*
Anywhoo, I’m still alive but damn has life been a time suck.
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mntomori · 3 years
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Knocks on door: Hey "mntomori", there's water coming out of the dishwasher?
So I go dashing down the stairs and what do I see?
This. Because people are jerks.
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mntomori · 3 years
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Chapter 28 Love and Scars is Posted
The man turned the corner and spat, “You can not be serious.” He rubbed his temples, knowing full well it was in the realm of possibility, and groaned, “Please tell me you didn’t let her jump.”
“Let her?” Mitsuhide grunted, pulling himself back through the railing. The renewed ache in his muscles was worth it for the horrified expression alone. He swung his legs languidly off the balcony, leaning forward as if waiting to see her making a run for the gate. “How interesting it is to find someone who still believes I command her when it is she who wields the most control. Truly you think too highly of me and what I am capable of, Hideyoshi. Will it ease your worries if I say I am more concerned about you than her? Such pain you must be in, what with biting back your words for so long. However are you managing such an impressive feat?”
“That’s one thing I’d be happy to teach you.”
“Why I couldn’t possibly take up so much of your valuable time!” Mitsuhide cried earnestly, hand clutching his heart. “I assure you all I require is another demonstration, perhaps while we wait for my darling Luna to climb down? I’m sure she’s nearing the bottom by now.”
“Actually, I’ve got a better idea. Stick out your tongue,” Hideyoshi ordered. He stabbed his dagger into the wooden railing deep enough to stand unaccompanied and patted beside it.
“Such progress you’ve made, sandal warmer, consider me thoroughly impressed,” Mitsuhide chuckled.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/80051236
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mntomori · 3 years
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Next Chapter: You’re A Wild Impudent Kit Not Their Pet  Is Posted!
“If you can teleport then for god’s sake man, go inside Mr. Hattrick, inside!” she griped, motioning with both hands as if directing an airplane. Shingen pushed them back down.
“You know, many of the writings left behind about Demon Hanzō swear he could teleport. Along with being able to move objects with his mind and predict the future,” Shingen informed her. Nobunaga’s eyebrow quirked, a haughty grin on his face when he side-eyed the tiger. Shingen shrugged devilishly. “I may have done some light reading on all my enemies. ...And took notes.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/79644526
*...Goes back to binge reading Motonari’s route...*
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mntomori · 3 years
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I can’t help but think when I see Leonardo’s outfit in “Our Love, Written in the Stars” that it was based on a cowboy about to honky-tonk it up square dancing.
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mntomori · 3 years
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One panel done(until I decide it’s not ( ー`дー´) ) . . . another billion to go!
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mntomori · 3 years
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Chapter Twenty Six - I’m a Walking Distraction is posted!
So I MAY have thought today was Tuesday... Okay, I did.
“Is Mr. Hattrick guy around?”
“Hattori. And no. He’s forbidden from letting you climb up the wall anyways so give up,” he answered. Luna narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms, pouting like a toddler. She started giggling when his eyebrows furrowed in agitated disbelief of guessing correctly.
“Oh relax will ya? I don’t want that, I wanted to ask him if I could have a few of his smoke bombs.”
“I can’t relax, you might try to stab me again. My answer is no. To everything. Which means his is no.” Ieyasu’s scowl signified he wasn’t budging.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/79235119
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mntomori · 3 years
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When you need a drawing reference...
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mntomori · 3 years
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Chapter 25 - Second Rule is posted!
“Such sweet words seem so cruel when spoken around so many prying eyes. How skilled you are at torturing me, why, the pain seems to have made me forget completely what I wished for you to do.”
“Psh. I don’t believe for a second you’d ever forget your words Mitsuhide.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/78822241
Also, *drum-facking-roll* Stand Strong is FINALLY ALL TYPED!!! Woot woot!
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mntomori · 3 years
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Chapter 24- I Need More Time is Posted!
“There were two strange young women that visited my cell. One with such a gentle soul, she could be the reincarnation of Kanon. The other is fierce and passionate. The only thing about her that doesn’t surprise me anymore is the colors in her eyes. She is fighting to save the oppressed from the fate our people suffered. What she suffers.” The man murmured the rest to himself, “’They flow together like yin and yang, one heals those left behind as the other forges ahead, choosing the path of blood and destruction to retrieve more. I haven’t betrayed our people, and I still mourn for their loss, but I no longer seek vengeance for the dead. I cannot change back from the demon I have become, but I can honor their memory…’”
“Is he doing a soliloquy or is he fucking insane?” Luna hissed to Mai. Mitsuhide coughed to suppress a laugh.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/78431171
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mntomori · 3 years
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Happy Towel Day!!!
Chapter 23 - Liar is Posted!
“Alright worthless, time for you to actually do something productive.”
“Luna...”
“Dance monkey dance! And clap your hands out in front of you like–aww hell you won’t know what I’m talking about but do it anyways!” She started clapping her hands to illustrate in between shoves towards the wooden panels where water was still seeping underneath from the dams they’d built.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/78015278
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mntomori · 3 years
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Chapter 22: Second to Last Dance? is posted!
“Pipe down big me,” Luna interrupted. Her legs were on fire and having to hear him dumb things down like she was five would be more grating than normal. She returned to her dragon seat and flicked her hand at the wrist repeatedly towards Hideyoshi, both to silence him and in hopes he could be shooed away without bananas. “Don’t you know having two of the same person in one place leads to catastrophic diversions in the timeline!?“
Featuring: The Two Battles of Kizugawaguchi episode of Research Story Time
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28379685/chapters/77603495
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mntomori · 3 years
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Welcome to my life...
I decided to finally change the direction of the stupid water knobs in the kitchen because one of them was put on wrong and it drives me batshit fucking crazy. The instructions on YouTube say nothing about turning off the water but I think, “Better to be safe, right?” I turned the faucet on using one of the knobs, the other I had already taken off, and no water so I think I’m good. Oh no, oh no no no, I was indeed not good.
Get the screw off and water starts shooting out of control EVERY GODDAMN WHERE. Do I quickly turn off the water? Of course not. My stupid ass is trying to screw it back in. My hair is soaked, I’ve sprayed water in my face so many times I think my lungs are filled with it... It is only after I’m thoroughly soaked does someone walk in. YESS! Someone to help, right?
Negative ghost rider. Instead they say all nonchalantly, “Hi.” Mind you, the hydrant is still blasting water up to the ceiling like it’s fulfilling its one wish in life to be Shamu. They then proceed to GET A DRINK AND LEAVE like they can’t see the chaotic hell I’ve unleashed upon myself.
One screw in place and the water actually shut off, I get the knob on correctly. Fish could have lived in my kitchen until I swam to the door and opened the flood gates.
I barely survived.
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