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does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BhUfd5lhRRu/

#q

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if you can take hours doing art, writing, reading, making gifs on this app. you can take a minute to read this and then educate yourself.

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Ask me if I’m happy

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Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

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The other day I learned on Twitter about a girl that was nearlly named after the river on her town. So, reblog with what your name would be if it was based on the river on your town (or the closest river)

#i mean the closest is bush i think #lmao

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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

#i am absolutely sure my fear of birds came from the time i was almost killed by a goose as a child #it was taller than me so i couldn’t have been more than 4 #and my mom and i had a lovely day feeding ducks #and then the goose hauled ass straight for us #and my mom picked me up and tore off to the minivan #i still see that goose’s face coming for me

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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lisa mcgee on the derry girls’ favorite films

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#i would have killed for this when i was a kid

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everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

#apples #watermelon #lemons

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Death Becomes Her (1992), dir. Robert Zemeckis.

#fave

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which celebrity’s chaotic energy do you match?

#jeff goldblum!!! #hell yes

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Fragment of cotton, katazome dyed, Japan, late 19th century

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

#istg when my sister in law was pregnant i had the realization that no matter what #my nephew was gonna be a scorpio #and i was horrified #so far he seems to be handling it well #(and tbh they are on the nose about valentine’s day bc my brother’s bday is the day after and.........)