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So one of the things that American Psycho – the book, not the movie – does to illustrate its narrator’s shallow materialism is devoting a lot of word count to describing characters’ outfits, except the resulting descriptions are just random mishmashes of high-class brands that any reader who’s familiar with them would recognise as something that would look clownish and absurd if you actually wore all that.

I was thinking about that, and then it occurred to me: you know what other well known work of fiction also does that?

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That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

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the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

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studious 

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Herzog: “Piracy has been the most successful form of distribution worldwide, if someone like you steals my films through the internet or whatever, fine, you have my blessing.”

#king #I love him

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Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

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They sit together at the lunch table.

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Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. who knows I lost count after all my Eurovision posting last night?

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People who’ve never heard a Scouse accent will never truly understand the kind of chaotic energy Constantine radiates like 99% of the people he speaks to must not understand a word he’s saying

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There are too many panels in comics of Constantine sitting alone in dark looking bars and pubs, like? Lets be real? John lingers in a Weatherspoons, making the best of how cheap the drinks are while trying to work out how the table-service app works and avoiding conversations with the usual patrons who are way too friendly.  

#happy pride #john's bi so this is pride appropriate #john constantine

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anyway now that we’re all talking about britain i want everyone to read this article and educate themselves on how fucked up the class divide in my country is

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I'm having Riverdale withdrawals, would you recommend Twin Peaks as a substitute?

This is like someone saying they’re missing the taste of drywall and wondering if they might enjoy a bottle of everclear

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My favorite thing in the world is Onion articles about Fleetwood Mac