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This is obviously a cosmic vagina.

#cosmicvagina

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You ever start looking at your phone while you're watching anime and then, three minutes later, you look up and realize - with a borderline startling sense of how idiotic you are - that you have no idea what's going on? Because you forgot you don't speak Japanese?

#nowyougottarewinddummy #monolingual #facepalm #adventuresinanime #attentionspan...so...short...

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No but... That's literally what happened.

http://www.shakespeare-online.com/biography/wordsinvented.html.

If Shakespeare didn’t know how to spell a word he could just make one up

#Shakespeare #shakespeak #history #really though #canwetalkaboutpoetry

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Do you think that's why more people wear glasses now? Like maybe the gene pool had a lot fewer people with bad eyesight because we naturally selected for that and now that glasses are not only available but arguably cool we decided we're down to clown?

There are thousands of years of history where glasses didn’t exist and people with vision problems were just fucked.

#glasses #foureyes #naturalselection #ageofthenerdishere

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This is not why I internet.

#tumblrbot #nothanks

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What's, "Fuck it - I'll squint"?

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If 1 human year is 7 dog years then leaving for an 8 hour work shift is like leaving for 56 dog hours, no wonder they missed us so much.

#ohgod #myheart

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Me talking to openly religious people about it: God made me this way.

me talking to my lesbian and bi women friends: i don’t believe that “attraction” is a well-defined concept and i generally lean social constructivist when it comes to sexual orientation—what i identify as my lesbianism arises in a certain social context and i don’t necessarily think it’s some kind of mystical and essential part of me. i think it’s ok to define your orientation that way if you want but i also think that, especially for women, many people find it more healing to define it sort of actively. you’re not beholden to an immutable Nature that you can’t challenge; you can define what you want and seek. as such there’s more of a gray space between lesbianism and bisexuality than many people would tell you, and sometimes choosing one label over the other is a matter of gut feeling and not the cold scientific distinction people may picture. of course it doesn’t make sense to call yourself a lesbian if you’re pursuing men, but in dealing with misogyny and compulsory heterosexuality a woman may make the choice of whether or not to include some kind of “potential” attraction to men in her orientation. basically, if you want to be a lesbian, you can be a lesbian, and if you want to be a bisexual woman, you can be a bisexual woman. sexuality should be something you actively participate in and that makes you feel happy and comfortable with yourself, not something preexisting that you just can’t escape from and are forced to accept.

me talking to men or straight people or people whose politics i don’t know and trust: i was born this way.

#heterosimplification

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“no one likes to be around an eeyore”

excuse me eeyore had TONS OF FRIENDS, your statement is patently untrue according to WINNIE THE POOH CANON

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HOLY SHIT

#savage #democracy #mouthsofbabes

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God this is so pure. And so so so much like every lesbian interaction I have ever had.

shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

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#profoundtruth #mouthsofbabes #tellthemthat

The women are known to

In both work and in life, the women are known to have their own thoughts, and actions.

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#wholesome #lifegoals #begood

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#wholesome #lifegoals #begood

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This is perfect writing.

not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end 

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admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT