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Just a silly little guy ✌️ I can be found hiding behind a bookshelf in the Unseen University library, munching on popcorn and tending to my chaotic little blog. I like coffee, swearing, books, drawing, and a lot of fandoms. Not necessarily in that order. // Elliott, she/they/he, adult // Art blog: elliottjpg // icon: @potato-lord-but-not
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Fanart of Falin Touden from Dungeon Meshi. I just finished reading it recently, incredible series.
(Psst I have prints of this available)
#wow#i'm not into dunmeshi (yet!) but#to all the lesbian monsterfuckers who follow me: this one's for you#nsfw
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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared
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When I was a (unmedicated, undiagnosed ADHD) kid, like, under 12, my room was a mess all the time. Not shocking.
I struggled keeping it clean.
I struggled getting it clean.
I would sincerely put in quite a bit of effort and be really proud of the progress I made. Then one of my parents would come check and see how I was doing.
"Well, you've still got a long way to go."
That sentence. I was like, 11 when my parents were saying that to me. It was crushing. All my pride and satisfaction with my work was completely gone. All my effort was worthless to them. All they saw what everything I didn't do.
At the age of ELEVEN, I knew that wasn't right. That wasn't fair. I swore to myself I would never invalidate someone's work like that.
Now, at 30, I catch myself thinking 'I cleaned up, but my apartment is still so messy.' and I flashback to standing in my bedroom as a child, hearing those fucking words from my parents.
'No. I wouldn't invalidate someone else's work. I'm not going to invalidate my own. I did good. I made progress.' and I'll list the things that I DID get done to myself.
You deserve credit for all the progress you make.
You deserve credit for all the work you do.
It doesn't matter how much work you have left.
What you accomplish, no matter how small, counts. Even when what you accomplished was taking a day to rest and recharge and give yourself a break.
Never let anyone invalidate your work. Not even you.
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Normally by this point, dashboard osmosis has given me a rough idea what everybody's latest Thing is. But Dungeon Meshi? I have no idea what is going on with Dungeon Meshi. My best guesses so far are: -
There probably is a literal dungeon that they are in at least some of the time
Food???? Cooking??? Cooking competition?????????
Very possibly lesbians
That one guy who is taller than everyone else
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It's also highly possible that some of the things I'm assuming are Dungeon Meshi related are actually Locked Tomb, because I never figured out what that was about either.
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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared
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Great A’tuin for Terry Pratchett day ✨🐢✨
So happy I found the way into Discworld, but how I wish there were more stories ❤️🩹
What is your favourite book from this series? 📖
Mine is definitely “Night Watch”! ❤️🔥
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I've started the process of documentation on the last labyrinth, which is...an undertaking.
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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Lol. Lmao even.
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
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Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Discworld Monstrous Regiment cosplay 🗡️
Me as Polly Perks
@woodsmokeandwords as Maladict
📸 by @/ALeeStudios (ig and twitter)
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UM !!! redrew this cosplay picture by @burlesque-brigade and @woodsmokeandwords because it itched my brain in a way I couldn’t ignore.
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