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motorcycleboy9 · 2 hours

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outsiders red dead AU I'm actually crazy about

here's johnny and pony in the au I literally beamed my vision onto my screen like no one's business. anyway AU rambling in the undercut. if you even care

OOOOKAY I'm seriously crazy about this. I need whoever's reading this to LOCK in. Gangs in red dead are just that, but the difference between theeir 1960s counterparts is that they're far less restricted. Because it's the 1800s.

There's a variety of gangs, but the Curtis gang are tighter knit and don't just let anyone join. And by that I mean they haven't opened applications in like 1 gazillion years because they all met when they were young so they're locked in 4 lyfe and don't really trust anyone else because it's actually crazy out here. everyone and their mama has a gun it's like 10x more dangerous to trust the wrong mf also because it's literally the 1800s everybody is wilding

Shepard's gang is also real here and they're a lot more fucked up and evil than Curtis's, but they're also just a lot, lot bigger and have a lot more mouths to feed.

misc facts I don't care to weave into something comprehensible:

- the gang forces Pony to wear his bandana near constantly because he's like the one member of the gang that doesn't have metaphorical chains around their wrists locking them into being an outlaw until they die

- Ponyboy and Johnny's horses, while more drawn to their owners, trust PB and Johnny an equal amount which means they can just switch horses whenever. It's free horse. The rest of the gangs horses are more accustomed to their one rider. Dallys' hates literally everyone. Even Dally. but he's a really good horse to have in a shootout, and Dally likes him.

- Soda loves his horse so bad and he refuses to take him on any real dangerous expeditions. He rides with Darry and his shire horse in those events

- Soda's horse is also the most pampered. And Extremely spoiled

- Two-bits horse has tried to eat his hat on more than five occasions

- Even though they seldom ever have access to one, Steve is a FREAK about automobiles. They're pretty new to the region but if there's ever a chance to get ahold of one in a heist Steve is risking it all to get his hands on one. Even if they don't keep it for long (because it's kind of inefficient in their situation) Steve just likes taking them apart and putting them back together

- Steve's horse hates anything with wheels. inconsolable

- Steve has to ride several paces ahead or behind whenever they're traveling with a wagon because of this. He tried getting another horse at one point, but Idiot (Accidentally named) the Horse wouldn't leave him alone and no other horse liked him.

- Ponyboy used to want to participate in more of the gangs work, but as he got older, the less it appealed to him. Even if he was raised on it

-The Curtis parents unfortunately died a little earlier in this. Darry was seventeen.

#WJAR THE FUCK #MASTERPIECE????…#im speechless nonverbal

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motorcycleboy9 · 2 days

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double posting in one night because I'm awesome and unstoppable. read more if you want to be bombared by my warrior cat au

CAT JALLY IS HERE!!!! Idk why Dallys mom chose his dork ass name in the og but he's named very blatantly after the state/city here. He's bounced around different locations a lot, especially for how young he is. He's been in Texas, New York, and now Oklahoma. He hitchhiked in people's cars to get place to place, before eventually settling down in Oklahoma once he got situated w homegang.

Dally and Johnny are actually THEE dynamic duo here. Dally is farrrr more hype about sparring and fighting than Johnny is, like that freak lives and breathes it, (he likes winning) but Johnny still kicks ass because Dally trained him. Johnny has like has a sleeper build because he's constantly hunched over like a crinkled plastic bag so they don't ever expect it when he leaps at them like a sugar glider and starts scratching the shit out of them

Johnny doesn't really like sparring at all because he doesn't like hurting his buddies, and Johnny literally has only two modes and it's passive or actually rabid so he always reflexively holds back when they try and spar with him since he cant be normal about sparring. So he just ends up literally standing there doing nothing. Imagine those videos of goats just freezing. Or opposums playing dead

He can play fight with the others fine, but he can only really spar for real with Dally because he's not afraid of hurting him. What I'm trying to say is Johnny hones in on beating the enemy whenever he fights and he literally can't multitask. he's LOCKED in

Johnny mostly tag teams w Pony because first of all Pony is not doing that shit alone and SECONDD of all, while Dal and him DO fight good together, Johnny tried sending him A Look one time mid battle and Dally didn't get it and asked if he was abt to cough up a hairball. Then Dally was body slammed by the guy behind him Johnny was trying to warn him about

Johnny tried explaining what he did afterwards and Dally said that shit was stupid and Johnny mumbled smthin abt "Pony would get it😒😒😒" he was low-key embarrassed though

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motorcycleboy9 · 3 days

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they have beautiful princess disorder

#ME WHEN HELLONEARTHTODAY DROPPED A NEW NASTERPIECE #masterpiece #I can't spell #god bless shepard siblings #i love angela #me too bpd

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motorcycleboy9 · 3 days

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if you think about it further, ponyboy was barely 13 when the outsiders main story happened. it was august. dally's birthday is in november, which means he's 17 and 9 months old... which means the age gap between dallas and ponyboy is about 3.5 y.o... + the maturity gap.

me when i found out people ship dallas and ponyboy

#yes offence #hate the ship #why would anybody like that #“but jally-”#if johnny looks 14 it doesn't mean he thinks like a 14 yo + he's even more mature than an average 16 yo would be

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motorcycleboy9 · 4 days

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How dare you be one of my fav blogs 😡🫵 you are the reason im addicted to tumbler <3

I thought it was one of these interactive asks at first 😓😓 thank you it's so sweet

#inbox

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motorcycleboy9 · 4 days

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rip johnny lawrence you would've loved uno no mercy

#daniel is against the concept of no mercy but if that means he can humiliate johnny in uno #ngl i believe that johnny is no good at card games like uno #and if they're playing with kids robby and daniel would be the best at it #the family gathering would end up with johnny filling the divorce papers #if johnny wins once in a while hes not gonna let others forget it #cobra kai #the karate kid #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #nickyapping

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motorcycleboy9 · 4 days

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Something something… Being gold is to love the world and keep yourself open to it. Something something Sodapop ‘is beautiful and golden like their mother’ and ‘has golden hair and a bright smile* and ‘loves life and gets drunk off living’. Something something Ponyboy and Sodapop are said to look similar even though Ponyboy doesn’t see it and are often compared (esp by the two most insightful characters in the book; Cherry and Johnny). Something something Ponyboy sees Sodapop as gold and often talks about how Soda’s everything good in world while is he is blind to the fact he is gold and good too. Something something Ponyboy decides to stay gold while Sodapop ends the novel in a bad place and possibly doesn’t stay gold (or was never as gold as Pony thought he was)

#i love your brain

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motorcycleboy9 · 7 days

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